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i think i'm pregnant


Momo

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idk who the father is

help plz

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what'll you name it?

Momo

When did you have sex?

did you forget last night?

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Gender: Male

Something's not connecting...

oh no, I'm breaking your immersion

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The father is obviously a turkey baster.

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If the child has Elite, it's Lex.

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A pregnant girl I know has set up a separate facebook account for her unborn child, and has done profile info, and keeps writing on the wall, and has added people. Fucking hell.

Set up an account as a coat hanger, add the unborn child and poke them.

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This calls for an abortion.

I think "kicking down the stairs" is a better solution. Punishes the mother for bedding with him and for getting pregnant.

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