Aleph Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 No, WE absorb food with our skin. Who knows what THIS freak does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whase Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 I don't even know what exactly to translate that to. though I know it's meat, and I eat almost all my meat with fork only "may the forks be with you"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kintenbo Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 In personal preference, I'd probably even skip the picking it off the plate part. However, by how I really do it, it's the knife and fork stuff. People seem to freak out if I even try to skip the knife part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Wait, none of you guys use your asses to eat yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikethfc Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Why is there no option for pretending to be an allosaurus and eating it straight from the plate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 I used to use my hand but then my dad slapped the shit outta me. loljk he just yelled at me coz he thought it was gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.M. Gei Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Fork and knife. I'm so whitewashed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 I just went down and ate stake for dinner with my hands, gotta say its much better. The fat comes off much better with hands than knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 I use my penis. Ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 (edited) Knife and fork. Edited April 22, 2011 by NinjaMonkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Bond Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 I either use a fork with a knife, or my hands... Last I remember, most recently I used my hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kriemhild Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Fork and Knife. I can't understand how you could eat it with just the fork alone... how on Weyard are you supposed to cut it then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anouleth Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Fork and Knife. I can't understand how you could eat it with just the fork alone... how on Weyard are you supposed to cut it then? You don't. Just swallow it whole, like a duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 You don't. Just swallow it whole, like a duck. I'm fairly sure you would just bite a piece off... Thats what i usually do when eating it with a fork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 But then "Everything is relative" becomes absolute relative to the relativeness of everything. Therefore it is relative to everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 I have a roof, I eat with fork and knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xander Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Like a boss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 I have a roof, I eat with fork and knife. You eat with your penis just like Erk dont lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Steak? Bah. I hate meat. The only reason I eat a bit of meat is to stay healthy. (Except pepperoni. That shit is good.) But if you must know, the few times I have steak, its with metal spoon and plastic knife. Metal knives are overrated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Who the fuck eats steak with a spoon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 I've had bad experiences with forks ok? D=< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikethfc Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 I've had bad experiences with forks ok? D=< Oh come on, you can't let a tine-y incident like that stop you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Tell that to my hands... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Who the fuck eats steak with a spoon? spoons are multi purpose ok. Forks are overrated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.