Blitz Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 ##vote:Paper mole/Mole blade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted July 10, 2011 Author Share Posted July 10, 2011 NOTICE: The new IRC channel is #bsmafia. The reason for the switch is that #godofsf is not registered while #bsmafia now is. And that means I can kick people from the channel. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Less than 2 hours left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 ;/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted July 10, 2011 Author Share Posted July 10, 2011 Deadline. Update coming soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted July 10, 2011 Author Share Posted July 10, 2011 (edited) You quickly put on some pants and run outside to the town hall. You cast your vote and then book it the fuck out of there. The bulletin board has some new notices on it. Yippie! Corrine Kaplan tragically died this morning of Mad Cow disease. At least it wasn't SARS or West Nile?Dear <SNIP>, you are John Pinette.You are John Pinette. Around The World In 80 Buffets is your claim to fame and you eat like Fwee Wiwwy. That's Free Willy if you speak Engrish, mind you. During the day, you may send a PM to Life and Excellen with "Day X - Invite <USER> to a buffet" in your message. You will invite <USER> to eat at the buffet with you and while they are gorging away, you will pick their pocket and steal their role PM. However, you will not receive <USER>'s alliance or alias. <SNIP> You know that <SNIP> is <SNIP>. Your alias is Corrine Kaplan. You are allied with God's Bowling Buddies. You win if your faction is the last one standing. Yul Kwon netbattled today and was deleted with a single LifeSwrd. Nigger should have ducked.Dear <SNIP>, you are Eminem.You are Eminem, the world's greatest white boy rapper and father extrodinaire. Unforetunately, your rhymes don't kill anymore so you need to smash a couple heads to get back into prime form. That's what happens when you become a daddy too early; you go pussy. During the day, you may send a PM to Life and Excellen with "Day X - Let Hailie play with <USER>" in your message. Hailie will then go play with <USER> and <USER> will dodge all malicious day actions done to him because he is busy chasing after your daughter. Kill attempts, however, will still succeed. <SNIP> You know that <SNIP> is <SNIP>. Your alias is Yul Kwon. You are allied with God's Bowling Buddies. You win if your faction is the last one standing. In addition, the killers have decided to crucify Paperblade with rusty nails for being a little bitch. Dear Paperblade, you are Trekkie Monster.You are Trekkie Monster, a porn addict. Not that it bothers you... in fact, it doesn't. At least you don't have to listen to Kate Monster's incessant yapping all day long since you're too busy tugging on your thang. Guess it does come in handy sometimes. Since you enjoy so much porn, the Latter-day Renaissance Men have welcomed you with open arms since they feel you are the true essence of a Renaissance Man. But in truth, you are too insane to join them and will work as a spy instead. You also know that your own faction is being moled so be careful when talking to your allies. Dear Paperblade, you are Trekkie Monster.You are Trekkie Monster, a porn addict. Not that it bothers you... in fact, it doesn't. At least you don't have to listen to Kate Monster's incessant yapping all day long since you're too busy tugging on your thang. Guess it does come in handy sometimes. Once during the game, you may send a PM to Life and Excellen with "Day X - Make computer crash" in the message. Your computer will then crash when someone attempts to access it and will explode five seconds later, killing yourself and everyone who targeted you that day. In addition, you know that your evil twin from Sesame Street, Cookie Monster, is prowling around. Since you are the only real monster around, you'd like nothing more for him to die. If you or your faction manages to achieve this goal, you will gain a power in return for ending the life of your mortal enemy. You know that <SNIP> is <SNIP>. Your alias is Earl Cole. You are allied with the Latter-day Renaissance Men. You win if your faction is the last one standing. In addition, you know that your evil twin from Sesame Street, Cookie Monster, is prowling around. Since you are the only real monster around, you'd like nothing more for him to die. If you or your faction manages to achieve this goal, you will gain a power in return for ending the life of your mortal enemy. Since you have proved that you are the true monster of this town, God (or to be honest, a really good hacker) has granted you the gift to cause porn to appear on everyone's computers. Once during the game, you may PM Life and Excellen with "Day X - Cause porn to appear on everyone's computer screens". Since everyone will see the porn and immediately start masturbating, night will pass without a single action happening and the next phase in the game will be the subsequent day phase. You know that <SNIP> is <SNIP>. Your alias is Earl Cole. You are allied with the Crazy Casayas. You win if your faction is the last one standing. Finally. A good night's rest. You might need it too. It is now Night 4. Like usual, this phase ends in 48 hours, which is 12:30 GMT on July 12th. Edited July 10, 2011 by Kitty Admiral Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snike Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 Going to be out of town until Wednesday night. Good thing I don't have a night action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 I  app a   I'v  b    hook d agai ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haze Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 I app a I'v b hook d agai ... "It appears I've been hooked again..."? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 Y  ,  ha i i d  d wha I  aid. Okay you p obab y hav  o fucki g c u wha  ha  v   ay bu wha  v  .  hi i    a d d Ugh I ca '  v  comp ai  om o  g  m a  h  au u . I ca '  hi k of a y hi g  o  ay  ha mak       Ju  godki  m a   ady Wai7 duh, I ca/\/ ju57 do 7hi5. Y35, I wa5 hook3d. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haze Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 Oh come on. Yes, that is indeed what I said.Okay you probably have no fucking clue wha ha v ay but whatever. hi i a d d Ugh I can't v comp ai om o g m a h au u . I can't think of anything to say that makes sense? Just godkill me already Wait duh, I can just do this. Yes, I was hooked. Someone give me a hand here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 I hear and obey. Yes, that is indeed what I said.Okay you probably have no fucking clue wha  ha  v   ay but whatever. This is retarded Ugh I can't even complain  om o  g  m a  h  au u . I can't think of anything to say that makes sense? Just godkill me already Wait duh, I can just do this. Yes, I was hooked. That's all I can comprehend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haze Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Yes, that is indeed what I said.Okay you probably have no fucking clue what that even says but whatever. This is retarded Ugh I can't even complain Someone get me a thesaurus? I can't think of anything to say that makes sense Just godkill me already Wait duh, I can just do this. Yes, I was hooked. Letters Obviam can't include in posts: E, L, N, R, S, T Obviam could you type out the alphabet for us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 (edited) do you m3a/\/ "a773mp7 7o" ;> which i5 mo123 a/\//\/oyi/\/g, 7hi5 o12 ディッス Edited July 11, 2011 by Obviam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haze Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Yes, I mean "attempt to" type out the alphabet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 I 5uppo53 I ca/\/ 712y abcd3fghijk1m/\/opq1257uvwxyz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haze Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Okay then yeah we got all the letters already. E, L, N, R, S, T Lenster maybe? I dunno Anagram brigade, go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 12 5 7 1 /\/ 3 aka 7h3 mo57 commo/\/ 13773125 i/\/ 3/\/g1i5h wa7ch wh331 of fo127u/\/3 o12 5om37hi/\/g j35u5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Not everyone is from the United States of Fuck Yeah, Obviam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 wha7'5 w12o/\/g wi7h goog13 I 5uppo53 i7 ma773125 wha7 o12d312 you 7yp3 i7 i/\/ 7hough c13a121y 5om3o/\/3 /\/o7 o/\/ my 73am i5 Am312ica/\/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haze Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Right, so obviously we just get every american in the game into a lineup and... yeah that's not going to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 you did 7hi5 7o m3 ;/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haze Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Not Guilty. I wouldn't be helping you if I did it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeaponsofMassConstruction Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 ;/;/;/;/;/;/;/;/;/;/;/;/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 (edited) Damn those smileys, i see them everywhere. Ugh, RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edit it stretched the page sorry. Edited July 11, 2011 by Jhen Mohran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Dammit, those exclamation points. rage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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