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NOTICE:

The new IRC channel is #bsmafia. The reason for the switch is that #godofsf is not registered while #bsmafia now is. And that means I can kick people from the channel. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Less than 2 hours left.

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You quickly put on some pants and run outside to the town hall. You cast your vote and then book it the fuck out of there.

The bulletin board has some new notices on it. Yippie!

Corrine Kaplan tragically died this morning of Mad Cow disease. At least it wasn't SARS or West Nile?
Dear <SNIP>, you are John Pinette.

You are John Pinette. Around The World In 80 Buffets is your claim to fame and you eat like Fwee Wiwwy. That's Free Willy if you speak Engrish, mind you.

During the day, you may send a PM to Life and Excellen with "Day X - Invite <USER> to a buffet" in your message. You will invite <USER> to eat at the buffet with you and while they are gorging away, you will pick their pocket and steal their role PM. However, you will not receive <USER>'s alliance or alias.

<SNIP>

You know that <SNIP> is <SNIP>.

Your alias is Corrine Kaplan.

You are allied with God's Bowling Buddies. You win if your faction is the last one standing.

Yul Kwon netbattled today and was deleted with a single LifeSwrd. Nigger should have ducked.
Dear <SNIP>, you are Eminem.

You are Eminem, the world's greatest white boy rapper and father extrodinaire. Unforetunately, your rhymes don't kill anymore so you need to smash a couple heads to get back into prime form. That's what happens when you become a daddy too early; you go pussy.

During the day, you may send a PM to Life and Excellen with "Day X - Let Hailie play with <USER>" in your message. Hailie will then go play with <USER> and <USER> will dodge all malicious day actions done to him because he is busy chasing after your daughter. Kill attempts, however, will still succeed.

<SNIP>

You know that <SNIP> is <SNIP>.

Your alias is Yul Kwon.

You are allied with God's Bowling Buddies. You win if your faction is the last one standing.

In addition, the killers have decided to crucify Paperblade with rusty nails for being a little bitch.

Dear Paperblade, you are Trekkie Monster.

You are Trekkie Monster, a porn addict. Not that it bothers you... in fact, it doesn't. At least you don't have to listen to Kate Monster's incessant yapping all day long since you're too busy tugging on your thang. Guess it does come in handy sometimes.

Since you enjoy so much porn, the Latter-day Renaissance Men have welcomed you with open arms since they feel you are the true essence of a Renaissance Man. But in truth, you are too insane to join them and will work as a spy instead. You also know that your own faction is being moled so be careful when talking to your allies.

Dear Paperblade, you are Trekkie Monster.

You are Trekkie Monster, a porn addict. Not that it bothers you... in fact, it doesn't. At least you don't have to listen to Kate Monster's incessant yapping all day long since you're too busy tugging on your thang. Guess it does come in handy sometimes.

Once during the game, you may send a PM to Life and Excellen with "Day X - Make computer crash" in the message. Your computer will then crash when someone attempts to access it and will explode five seconds later, killing yourself and everyone who targeted you that day.

In addition, you know that your evil twin from Sesame Street, Cookie Monster, is prowling around. Since you are the only real monster around, you'd like nothing more for him to die. If you or your faction manages to achieve this goal, you will gain a power in return for ending the life of your mortal enemy.

You know that <SNIP> is <SNIP>.

Your alias is Earl Cole.

You are allied with the Latter-day Renaissance Men. You win if your faction is the last one standing.

In addition, you know that your evil twin from Sesame Street, Cookie Monster, is prowling around. Since you are the only real monster around, you'd like nothing more for him to die. If you or your faction manages to achieve this goal, you will gain a power in return for ending the life of your mortal enemy.

Since you have proved that you are the true monster of this town, God (or to be honest, a really good hacker) has granted you the gift to cause porn to appear on everyone's computers. Once during the game, you may PM Life and Excellen with "Day X - Cause porn to appear on everyone's computer screens". Since everyone will see the porn and immediately start masturbating, night will pass without a single action happening and the next phase in the game will be the subsequent day phase.

You know that <SNIP> is <SNIP>.

Your alias is Earl Cole.

You are allied with the Crazy Casayas. You win if your faction is the last one standing.

Finally. A good night's rest. You might need it too.

It is now Night 4. Like usual, this phase ends in 48 hours, which is 12:30 GMT on July 12th.

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Going to be out of town until Wednesday night. Good thing I don't have a night action.

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Okay you p obab y hav   o fucki g c u  wha   ha   v    ay  bu  wha  v  .

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Ju   godki   m  a   ady

Wai7 duh, I ca/\/ ju57 do 7hi5.

Y35, I wa5 hook3d.

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Oh come on.

Yes, that is indeed what I said.

Okay you probably have no fucking clue wha ha v ay but whatever.

hi i a d d

Ugh I can't v comp ai

om o g m a h au u .

I can't think of anything to say that makes sense?

Just godkill me already

Wait duh, I can just do this.

Yes, I was hooked.

Someone give me a hand here.

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I hear and obey.

Yes, that is indeed what I said.

Okay you probably have no fucking clue wha  ha   v    ay  but whatever.

This is retarded

Ugh I can't even complain

 om o   g   m  a  h  au u .

I can't think of anything to say that makes sense?

Just godkill me already

Wait duh, I can just do this.

Yes, I was hooked.

That's all I can comprehend.

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Yes, that is indeed what I said.

Okay you probably have no fucking clue what that even says but whatever.

This is retarded

Ugh I can't even complain

Someone get me a thesaurus?

I can't think of anything to say that makes sense

Just godkill me already

Wait duh, I can just do this.

Yes, I was hooked.

Letters Obviam can't include in posts: E, L, N, R, S, T

Obviam could you type out the alphabet for us?

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Damn those smileys, i see them everywhere. Ugh, RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edit it stretched the page sorry.

Edited by Jhen Mohran
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