chococoke Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 Read the title, please contribute. If you aren't/haven't been in college, ...whatever. We know who you are, but post anyway. I'll start: #1: Snorting amphetamines is great when you need to get a lot of work done in a short amount of time; the jitters, however, are not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.M. Gei Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 #2: If you're not studying all day long, you're doing it wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 #3. Buy a lot of ramen because the food is overpriced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 #4: If you take your roommates sweater, you're not stealing it, you're borrowing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 #5. Take notes in class. They will save you from much stress come finals time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.M. Gei Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 #6: Start an essay early as hell, even if you have no fucking idea where you're going with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 #7. College will test your views on everything. Ever read an essay where someone tries to justify pedophilia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 (edited) #8: DONT FUCKING PLAGIARIZE, THIS ISNT HS, COLLEGE CAN FIND THAT SHIT EASY. Buy essay's off ebay instead. :> Edited October 1, 2011 by Espeon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chococoke Posted October 1, 2011 Author Share Posted October 1, 2011 #9: Don't pick fights with kids on the rugby team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.M. Gei Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 #10: Go out and socialize, join a couple of clubs, make connections... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 #11: Kill people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 #12: Dont get wasted before a midterm =X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 #13. Drink. Lots of water, that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 #14: If you buy beer from a gas station and use your credit card, it wont show what you bought, just the amount spent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 #15. Try something new, course-wise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 (edited) #16 Really well known colleges, even if they are known to have real smart people, still have plenty of idiots, probably more so than lesser known universities. Edited October 1, 2011 by Freohr Datia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lux Aeterna Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 #17: It's very useful to sign up for a program where a group of other people with similar interests hangs out with you. ... No I didn't go to college but I got that from someone else who does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 #18: Do everything at the last minute, never study, and get B's and A's on everything anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalis Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 (edited) #19: Do research on the course you wish to sign up for. If it's a state required course, pick a morning class. You'll be less likely to have idiots in the class that prefer to disrupt it and go off tangent with the professor and not cover the material that was necessary, thus pushing back dates and wasting your money. Or they'll be more hung over and be less likely to show up. Either way, it's win-win. Edited October 1, 2011 by Chalis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.M. Gei Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 #20: Do not expect to have much of a social life, or indeed anything resembling a social life, if you're doing pre-med. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 #21, take it easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 22 : Don't trust classmates. Most of them are incompetant in teamwork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 #23. You do not know everything. In fact, the more you learn, the more you realize how little you still know. #24. People who come from vastly different backgrounds and experiences from you exist, you will have to deal with them, and if you remain resolutely closed-minded and try to enforce all your views on them things will not go well for anyone, especially if you don't have the ability to surround yourself with people who are similar to you. #25. When you're really sleep-deprived, EVERYTHING is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chococoke Posted October 1, 2011 Author Share Posted October 1, 2011 #26: Working on Chemistry for 6 hours straight probably isn't great for you brain in the long term. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 #26: Working on Chemistry for 6 hours straight probably isn't great for you brain in the long term. poor people that have a job with chemistry... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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