Original Alear Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 Eh, they might well be doing "bucket chemistry" as one of my friends put it and not have to think about it that much. Depends on the job probably. #27: Don't go to college if you don't really want to unless your parents are rich enough that they are practically forcing you. And if you get a job midway through college, definitely don't abandon the job to go back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maji Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 (edited) #28: Don't read the textbook reading you were supposed to read before class, read it after, that way it'll make more sense. #29: Bullshitting an essay and writing it a few days before it's due seems to get better marks than slaving away on it for weeks. #30: Just because you talk a lot in class and contribute your opinion on every thing- thus disrupting the lecture and dragging on the class ten minutes longer than it should, doesn't mean the prof will like you. :/ (This applying to 90% of the kids in my Anthropology class) Edit: Ninja'd. Edited October 1, 2011 by Maji Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chococoke Posted October 1, 2011 Author Share Posted October 1, 2011 (edited) #31: #28 is not applicable in the case that your teacher quizzes you on the material you were supposed to read before class Edited October 1, 2011 by chococoke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 #31: #28 is not applicable in the case that your teacher quizzes you on the material you were supposed to read before class You ninja'd me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 #28: Don't read the textbook reading you were supposed to read before class, read it after, that way it'll make more sense. No, for the majority of people it actually works better if you do prereading. That way you will have some grasp of what is going on and know general shit, since the profs usually only go over main points. That way you can also ask questions if you don't understand shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 (edited) #32: If you have a freshman reading and have a project on it, don't procrastinate and read it the weekend before the project's due. Especially if your midterm's in the same week. Edited October 1, 2011 by Luminescent Kitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maji Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 (edited) No, for the majority of people it actually works better if you do prereading. That way you will have some grasp of what is going on and know general shit, since the profs usually only go over main points. That way you can also ask questions if you don't understand shit. Also, see the other two above posts above you. Keep in mind, I am not taking complex courses this semester, so I guess I can BS my way through classes. I found in science classes (for me, at least, I'm not really in any higher level courses) like Geology, it's generally better to just go to class, and not read. Most of the shit my prof talks about is just a direct rehash of the text, so I can just take notes, then read the text if I really need to. However, for classes like Anthropology and English, I would agree not reading the texts assigned to you is probably not recommendable. Edit: I'm bad at numbers, ald;skfjawef. Edited October 1, 2011 by Maji Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 #33: Marijuana is ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 #34, liquor is okay as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 #18: Do everything at the last minute, never study, and get B's and A's on everything anyway. my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of the Dead Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 #35: It is not okay to shoot your roommate from russia when he wakes up at 6am to play video games, waking you up in the process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 #36: A cigarette is fine too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 #36: Don't buy books. It costs a lot of money and is difficult to get rid of. I still have books from last fall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Envoy of the Beginning Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 #38: If you are highly smart, stay away almost every college/university in the Southern US. /predictable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Was that a Waha Insult? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Eh, they might well be doing "bucket chemistry" as one of my friends put it and not have to think about it that much. Depends on the job probably. #27: Don't go to college if you don't really want to unless your parents are rich enough that they are practically forcing you. And if you get a job midway through college, definitely don't abandon the job to go back. Our educational system provides us with amazing public (free duh) universities. Public schools, however, are pretty shitty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Was that a Waha Insult? He says that because he lives in the bible belt, which makes up most of the south. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of the Dead Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Get over yourselves and not liking southern colleges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 (edited) Our educational system provides us with amazing public (free duh) universities. Public schools, however, are pretty shitty. I should have gone to Argentina for college! Not a citizen though so probably not allowed, plus no spanish speaking might make things di-facile. Edited October 2, 2011 by Blue Mars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chococoke Posted October 2, 2011 Author Share Posted October 2, 2011 #39: Another day, another dollar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kintenbo Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 #40 People will notice if you start laying on the floor of the main lobby, massaging one of the room's pillars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 #40 People will notice if you start laying on the floor of the main lobby, massaging one of the room's pillars. Why would you lay on the floor to give a massage to a pillar? One would think you could give much more satisfying massages standing upright, since you'd be able to bend up and down and give more coverage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Zomg Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 1 + 4 = 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 #41: 1 + 4 = 7 Fixed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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