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I've actually never played past Traverse Town in Kingdom Hearts.

Nor have I ever gone past the Battle of 1000 Heartless in KH2.

The only Kingdom Hearts games I have actually played to completion are 358/2 Days and Chain of Memories.

I'm terribly sorry you had to see this.

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While I'm hesitant to comment on something I've never played, Kingdom Hearts is CHILD PROTAGONISTS straight out of FINAL FANTASY thrust into DISNEY.

THAT IS THE WORST COMBINATION OF ANYTHING EVER.

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While I'm hesitant to comment on something I've never played, Kingdom Hearts is CHILD PROTAGONISTS straight out of FINAL FANTASY thrust into DISNEY.

THAT IS THE WORST COMBINATION OF ANYTHING EVER.

You forgot that YAOI FANGIRLS SHIP THEM ALL DAY.

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While I'm hesitant to comment on something I've never played, Kingdom Hearts is CHILD PROTAGONISTS straight out of FINAL FANTASY thrust into DISNEY.

THAT IS THE WORST COMBINATION OF ANYTHING EVER.

I read your first line and thought, "Hell yeah, that's what makes it so awesome! Right?"

Then I read your second line and was disappointed.

And like, wtf @ this topic. I thought people liked Kingdom Hearts. The first game was only okay, but I thought the second was really great.

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As a man's man, I have to disagree.

See, it appears to be very shallow. Final Fantasy meets Disney? Eh. But once you scratch the surface of the childish nature, you come across mature themes. Take Atlantica. Ariel is held prisoner by her father's love. She attempts to rebel but look where it gets her. Aladdin? All he dreams of is a better life for himself. Tarzan? A plea call by the WWF to save endangered species.

Now Sora's story. He's just looking for his friends. And look what he gives up in order to find them. No matter what evil Riku's done, Sora is ready to forgive him and bring him back home. It's an incredibly mature story that the likes of you cannot comprehend...

Aww, who am I kidding. I just like the platforming and the fact that I can beat the shit out of stuff with a motherfucking key. I couldn't give a shit about the story.

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KH1 was pretty good because it never tried to be super deep and was just "Good guys vs bad guys" like the Disney movies they included

then KH2 came along and was worse in every way

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I've actually never played past Traverse Town in Kingdom Hearts.

Nor have I ever gone past the Battle of 1000 Heartless in KH2.

The only Kingdom Hearts game I have actually played to completion is 358/2 Days.

I'm terribly sorry you had to see this.

Didn't you start the KH thread in other games?

>not playing Chain of Memories

ur a faget

^^^^^^^^^^

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