CT075 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 (edited) Actual first post Chosen music for this session. In hindsight, I should have gone with the first pokemon theme. Oh well, will do so for session 2 tomorrow [spoiler=Session 1] Because I lost a bet in my chat group of the above statement, it actually blossomed and... well, here we are. Ideally, Iris should be here with us sooner or later with her own log, but atm it's just me and my spouting. Please remember that I haven't played this game in ages and any advice on game progress (that is, "WHERE THE FUCK DO I GO NEXT") would be appreciated. Also if I missed something semi-important ("HONEY, YOU FORGOT YOUR LUNCH!") you can snicker about it or you can actually tell me. --let us begin-- WE BEGIN OUR EPIC JOURNEY WITH... A message that sums up the beginning of roughly EVERY GAME IN EXISTENCE. See, this is how you really welcome a guy. You must be this GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK legendary professor I've heard about. So, because this speech is really long, we skip a grand total of one line to learn that the grand and epic world of Pokemon we are about to venture into... ... Moving on. Some wanna be the very best, like no one ever waaaaas... Oh wait, wrong media device. Ignore me. And now to introduce ourselves to Oak because he apparently likes spouting information to random people. Oak is wise. He knows the differences can be very subtle. See above. Not pictured: Oak can't remember his own grandson's name and thus I have to name him. Also not pictured: the discussion about how I'm playing as Iris and therefore my rival must be myself and a lot of other meta-decisions. And then he sends us on our merry way. ... So apparently we just moved in, or something. That, or I woke up in front of the television, with my game system of choice lying in front of me. A common occurrence, in my life. Depicted: My reaction to anyone who asks me about hacking help. Or about anything else that I care not about. ...the implications... Oh thank you I totally didn't just see him being rude to me. "WELL I'M BORED LET'S GO EXPLORE" NOPE.avi Oak has telekinetic powers that can stop me from walking, apparently. I WILL GO WALK INTO THAT TALL GRASS IF I SO DESIRE, SIR PROFESSOR PANTS. Pictured: Cam being himself. Okay, I legitimately like Bulbasaur more than the other two for a few reasons; foremost among them is the fact that my Bulbasaur/Mudkip team from Mystery Dungeon was fucking boss. Charmander is nice, but ultimately I turned him down for... AND NOW FOR THE LONG AND AGONIZING STRUGGLE OVER WHAT NAME TO PICK OKAY Pictured: Cam, the friendly neighborhood arrogant kid. I like to think that this just happens out of the blue from there, instead of the long and drawn-out thing with Oak and everything. Foe's BULBASAUR is entranced! No, becoming the proud owner of 72 Ferrari's is. I'll go into the ridiculousness of this later. And now I'm just set loose on the road, without so much as a slap on the back or anything. I met this woman randomly in the forest. Apparently the Pokemart's marketing department seems to believe that the best way to attract business is to approach random kids on the road and offer them drugs free samples of their stuff. Oh wait. I forgot, it's common practice to randomly approach people on the road and strike up a completely random conversation topic. So... on the road, on the road... please don't make me fight anything please don't make me fight anything... almost there two more steps to the town... DAMMIT Okay, I'll be honest here. I forget what I was supposed to do here. Run? Kill? Cook it for barbeque? I can't catch it. I murdered it, because I have no other option. I'm hoping that this doesn't lock me out of getting Rattata (FUCK, NOW I WILL NEVER LIVE UP TO MY DREAMS OF HAVING A TOP-NOTCH RATTATA) or Pidgey, but I'll live with it if I have to. But... it's been a while, it's late... Thank you, and goodnight. Edited December 30, 2011 by Camtech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusaur Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 I am loving your naming process, and I hope that you'll see this through to the end! Shoulda gone with BRObasaur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted December 30, 2011 Author Share Posted December 30, 2011 I'm definitely gonna see this through, I just need to ensure that I don't accidentally cheat my way to victory. hopefully I can post more conversations when they come around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Oh gosh this is going to be amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joerachi Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 I think the initial trip through Route 1 is exempt from the 'First Catch' rule. Given, Rattatas and Pidgeys aren't exactly hard to obtain, but still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 (edited) [spoiler=-__-] FIRERED / LEAFGREEN NUZLOCKE RULES Game will be played until the Champion is beaten If a Pokémon in your party faints, it is considered dead, Every new area (route, cave, town, etc.), you must catch the very first Pokémon you see If a duplicate is encountered, then the very next Pokémon you see that is not a duplicate should be caught If you fail to catch the first Pokémon you see (whether by running away, fainting it, or running out of Pokéballs), tough luck; you can't catch a second in the area Nickname your Pokemon. This symbolizes some sort of attachment. When they die, you will be heartbroken. If you are whited-out, Game Over, even if you have extra Pokémon in your box Any area you entered without receiving Pokéballs (Pallet Town, Route 1, Viridian City) are still not allowed to have Pokemon caught from; no backtracking to use a Rod in a previous city Pokemon received as gifts (Eevee from Celadon & including Gamecorner Pokemon, Saffron's Lapras, etc.) should be considered the Pokemon received from that area Legendaries cannot be caughtOTHER (subject to additions) Camtech plays as Kim (girl); Iris plays as Cam (guy) Rival will be named after yourself asd Camtech plays LeafGreen, Iris plays FireRed Jigglypuffs, especially if male, will be named Lumi Snorlax is named Trent. No questions asked.[spoiler=Logs]Camtech (Kim): Log 1 Iris (Cam) Log 1 Edited December 30, 2011 by Iris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted December 30, 2011 Author Share Posted December 30, 2011 (edited) WELL APPARENTLY I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO MAKE THE THREAD BUT WHATEVER [11:24:30 AM] Cam: http://puu.sh/bWJ3response But now there's a poll so yay. Edited December 30, 2011 by Camtech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Psh. Spoiler tags. FireRed is easily the superior version. Red version is best. INTRODUCTION BULLSHIT Um... Professor? I thought you would know your grandson's only friend. WE ALL LIVE IN A POKÉMON WORLD I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND, SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE Is this even a question? :O Yep. Wait — There. @Cam: Psh, names in Caps? Jeez, you think he would remember his grandson's overly feminine name. ; w ; PALLET TOWN NES? Where is my SNES? Asian Parents . . . // "Oh my gosh, look at these 8bit graphics! Technology these days." Anyways, I try to leave, Professor Oak takes me to his lab. Joy. Easy / Medium / Hard respectively. When I was young, everyone wanted to play Charmander, so . . . Your Dad > Your Mom WTF. I CHOSE CHARMANDER, THE COOLER STARTER. / / Looks at badges. Yeah, I haven't. Damn straight. Hasty . . . +speed, -defense? I'll live. ROUTE ONE Nothing interesting ever happens on Route One. I fought a couple of Pokemon and got a potion from the sample-giving guy. VIRIDIAN CITY . . . You want my Pokemon to get hurt? Looks just about right. Now, I know pansies only shove their Pokemon into boxes, but I'll make that decision when the time comes. Child labor. . . ROUTE ONE TO PALLET TOWN So does it just stay there forever? o__o Psh, I know, right? Gosh, Professor Oak, you're so forgetful! Are you sure you don't have Alzheimers? Great encouragement for my dream, Professor. :'( This is true. Kim can take care of it by herself. Understatement. ROUTE 1 TO VIRDIAN CITY Couple of battles. ROUTE 22 I wanted a Rattata.... :'( Wait, I can trade him for a Farfetch'd IIRC~ Named after Lancelot. You guys should click on his account. Modest nature. Sounds like him. I fought until Your Dad and Lancelot had 3 hp and 1 hp respectively. And so, I healed, fought Kim. . . Lancelot sucks at fighting, but Viridian Forest will be all his, hopefully. Dude, I just caught a Spearow. What. / / Grabbed the potion behind the tree. Items: 3 potions (from the ground) 20 Pokéballs Pokémon: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanami Touko Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 (edited) Snorlax is named Trent. No questions asked. Baaahahahaha xD I canne believe you guys did that :3 Edited December 30, 2011 by seph1212 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galenforcer Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 ._. I bet I won't survive long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted December 30, 2011 Author Share Posted December 30, 2011 MY TURN Music for part 1. Part 2 should be up in a sec. [spoiler=Session 2 part 1] Last time, on "let's go do something random"... WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU GOD- oh wait emulation never mind Thank you, overbearing narrator. TENSION RISES FOR NO GOOD REASON --Episode 2: There are way too many images.-- I don't know about you, but I never lie on the floor of a public place just because I haven't had coffee yet. And apparently he has the same kind of telekinesis as Oak, since he can stop me from walking on private property. I CAN KILL YOU WITH A SINGLE STRIKE YOU LAZY GRANDPA And, upon falling for the pokemart's random marketing scheme, I walk into the store and am immediately asked... No. I SAID NO DAMMIT WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM SOME RANDOM DELIVERY GIRL? ...oh. Nice of you to drop in. Does this mean I can go look through it if I want to know what a "kerfuffle" is? ...THIS THING SUCKS I DEMAND A REFUND So... once we catch them, they are automatically scanned, and data is collected. Does this mean that, once I catch them, I need to send them to you so you can just see it? I had better get paid for this. Is that a good thing? I'd like to think that this was the next thing he said. How rude, young man! I shall go tell your grandfather about this! I see you're a big help. What would your granddaughter say about this? See? She knows what she's talking about. --ten minutes later during the hike back to town-- And apparently he has had his coffee. Okay. Does this mean I can pass? No? ...goddamn it I do! I do believe in fairies! fuck. FIGHT THE SONOVABITCH! KILL HIM SO I CAN GET TH- wait I'm not standing in tall grass where the fuck did that come from Wait a sec... I CALL SHENANIGANS. Well, to get over the trauma of being blatantly lied to by my most respected person (the professor), I should go binge shopping. HOW CAN YOU CHARGE $300 FOR A FUCKING POTION YOU RIP-OFF I DEMAND TO SEE YOUR MANAGER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted December 30, 2011 Author Share Posted December 30, 2011 [spoiler=Session 2 part 2] --after ten minutes of arguing-- WHAT THE FUCK I DON'T WANT YOU GO AWAY Huh, he was right. Putting things into this contraption instantly records data on it. I WANT TO PUT COFFEE INTO THIS THING --ten broken pokeballs later-- It actually let me. Surprising. fuck this shit let's go to the forest Good to know. HOLY SHIT IT'S PIKACHU YOU ARE MINE YES AH FUCK WHO ARE YOU NO LEAVE ME ALONE YOU CHILD PERSON THING GET THAT MASSIVE NET AWAY FROM ME Well, ideally YOUR MOM should be doing YOUR DAD, but I think Cam has other plans. --more bug catchers and random children and pokemanz-- Surprise! I SHALL MURDER YOU IN A DITCH WITH uh THAT'S IT I AM ELECTROCUTING THE NEXT CATERPILLAR I FIND IN MY CABINET TO SEE IF IT DIES OR JUST 'FAINTS' Kakuna is... somewhat phallic. FUCK YOU CAN TAKE IT FINISH HIM YES AHA I WAS RIGHT CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL dammit --beating the shit out of him, moving on-- Whoo~ And now for more magic encyclopedia. ENTERING PEWTER CITY That is the fattest man I have ever seen. ...And then the conversation just... ends. NEXT TIME, ON 'WHOSE SHOW IS IT ANYWAY' STUFF HAPPENS CAM RETURNS FOR A BATTLE, RIVALS COLLIDE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 (edited) GAHASDF I CANT TELL WHO IS WHO IN THE GAME! WHY IS IRIS A GUY WHILE YOU'RE A GIRL MY BRAIN CANT HANDLE THIS MUCH STRE- Windows is now shutting down Also this lacks funny, be more funny gaiz >: Edited December 30, 2011 by Illusion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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