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I haSome crazy people are trying to kill Echidnas in my country! D:<

Therefore I've opened an Echidna rehabilitation center. :)

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Too bad I fucked on some earlier choices....

Wait, was there something about public nudity in one of these nations?

yeah dude, wasn't that law from yours as well?

either way thanks for making my dreams a reality kind of.

:3

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Wait, there are people who want to live in this.......screwed up country where ordering pizza is dangerous, and people fuck housepets and this kind of.....explains my 12% murder death rate.

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Yeah government could work, but I would also go for the businessmen's sides too. =D Whatever they want that gives them more money in their pockets will better the economy! =3

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I should post mine:

The Principality of Duchesne is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Social Welfare, although Education and Healthcare are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 49%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Soda Sales.

Crime is totally unknown. Duchesne's national animal is the Cicada, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Jades.

Any tips about stuff would be appreciated. (I'm reading their forums, by the way, so don't think I'm being lazy. x>)

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<FreohrDatia> Right now it's 3% acts of god, 5% cancer, 8% murder, 83% old age

<FreohrDatia> Which is confuzzling

<FreohrDatia> since it doesn't fill the full 100% so it must be estimates XD

<Ether> Mine is the whole 100%

<FreohrDatia> Maybe 1% of my people are immortal

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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The death rates fill the full 100% now =[

But hey it's not looking bad...

3% Acts of God (I still don't like this, these are myyyyy people!!!), 2% Cancer, 9% Murder, 86% Old Age

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omg people in 6669 die from sloth attacks hahahahah

die from cuteness overload maybe.

you actually check that daily

dude you do not understand, this website rocks.

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omg people in 6669 die from sloth attacks hahahahah

die from cuteness overload maybe.

I'm jelly

Why does nobody in Raging Fire die of Killer Rabbit attacks they're supposed to kill people and eat them and look cute while doing so

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omg people in 6669 die from sloth attacks hahahahah

die from cuteness overload maybe.

Teehee yeah I don't see how they'd get killed otherwise XD

Also I love my issue

The Issue

The latest "Harry Potter" book to hit schools across DATopIA de Freohr has stirred up the greatest controversy yet.

The Debate

"I quite enjoyed the book, until I got to the part where Harry summons evil demons to do his bidding," says religious leader Peggy Falopian. "Now that's just wrong. We need to restore some sense to this debate, by which I mean we should remove this book from the shelves, salt it thoroughly, and burn it."

Teachers union President Emily Pushkin says, "Come on, the book is fantasy! And it's a damn good read. I'd like the government to issue a statement of support for our teachers and librarians, so kids can enjoy good books without interference from religious wackos, like Christians."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

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Wait, does Harry actually do that?

Also, meat-eating is frowned upon in my country. ...I don't even know how that happened.

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Also, meat-eating is frowned upon in my country. ...I don't even know how that happened.

You decided to disallow some of the more horrible methods of preparing chickens for delicious snack-packs.

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104 minutes ago: Integristan was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay we're not fucking communists anymore

also my economy rating is at eighty-fucking-eight

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3 hours ago: Knuxarrosia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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