Esme Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 You decided to disallow some of the more horrible methods of preparing chickens for delicious snack-packs. Oh right. I remember now... but I still don't know why that makes my people frown meat-eating but whatever. Oh, by the way, my country is now a Slightly Overzealous People's Democracy. Yay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 (edited) 2% cancer 6% murder 93% old age Who ever thought choosing an atheisticalz option would make god quit killing your people? XD Edited March 9, 2012 by Freohr Datia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 I interpreted "acts of god" as "deaths the government has attributed to god". The government wouldn't do this if they weren't religious, would they? I expected and correctly guessed "acts of god" would be a high cause of death in my country, and it was for a while. I recently switched over to atheism after I realized the people were worshiping a god instead of the god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 I interpreted "acts of god" as "deaths the government has attributed to god". The government wouldn't do this if they weren't religious, would they? I expected and correctly guessed "acts of god" would be a high cause of death in my country, and it was for a while. I recently switched over to atheism after I realized the people were worshiping a god instead of the god. Yeah I actually thought that it must've been that too But it's more fun to think it's the other way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 i have a death rate of 55% for old age what is this we need more deaths by murder or acts of god, hmmm LOWER THE POLICE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted March 10, 2012 Author Share Posted March 10, 2012 Spike has 2% of the best death ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 lol hooker attacks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Lol Hooker attacks. Now, if that gets to 100%, it'd be creepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Zomg Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Killer hookers... not sure of most awesome thing ever or most awesome thing ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 No, more awesome is the Hooker demon god!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Zomg Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 yeah that's probably better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 hooker attacks fucking yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 super jealous of that wilderness rate ;___; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 I have no wilderness apparently =[ I don't like how much this thing exaggerates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 I have 15 kittens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 X:3) I kinda only just imagined that using X could kinda show kitty ears =o So I tried making a kitty face XD Though I might just keep out the ) ...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 (edited) must have more murder Edited March 10, 2012 by Camtech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Cool, I'm Hell Democratic Socialists again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 The Queendom of Bye Refa is a tiny, economically powerful nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-working population of 9 million are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which. The medium-sized, pro-business government concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Education and Defence are on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16%. A substantial private sector is led by the Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing industries. The government is avowedly atheist, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Bye Refa's national animal is the Lurker, and its currency is the Magic. Bye Refa is ranked 1st in The Old Republic Of Handicapped Donkeys and 30,624th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2 on the Charon Conveyancy Index. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Esharia reclassed to Scandinavian Liberal Paradise, from Democratic Socialists after gaining a small amount of Civil Rights. Also, Heart Disease is up to 40%, nearly rivaling old age which is at 45. I should probably find a cure for that or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balcerzak Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 My nation is pretty well-rounded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted March 11, 2012 Author Share Posted March 11, 2012 I don't think my people work hard enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 (edited) jesus fuck 1% suicide while in custody what the fuck does your country do, grab their balls with a pincer and twist them loose? Edited March 11, 2012 by Stolypin Necktie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted March 11, 2012 Author Share Posted March 11, 2012 jesus fuck 1% suicide while in custody what the fuck does your country do, grab their balls with a pincer and twist them loose? It's faster capital punishment and it doesn't cost my people money. Win-win situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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