peener weener Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 i was singing my dick in a box when suddenly the llama looked at me "it's my dick in a box it's my dick in a bAWWWW SHIT" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 i was singing my dick in a box when suddenly the llama looked at me "it's my dick in a box it's my dick in a bAWWWW SHIT" omg that's amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 I was wondering again. Could Lumi or Furetchen explain to me why I got perma banned from serenes region? I haven't personally offended them and wonder what I did. Also, I found the region by looking at Nightmares country and entering serenes, so no-it wasn't through IP chat OR irc chat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 (edited) "Hold on there, hold on people!" says Sarah Sparkle of the Integristan Broadcasting company, "We don't have to take either extreme, all we have to do is make a TV game show out of it! We put deadly obstacles on the border and monitor it with television cameras! Those that make it across win freedom and citizenship, and those who don't, well, lets just say that our buzzards won't starve. We could call it 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?'!" so. goddamn. tempting. yesssss 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in SERENE CAFE GUARDIAN, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular. Edited March 25, 2012 by Camtech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 So, Knuxarrosia's death percentage changed. A lot. 94% Old Age 6% Lost in Wilderness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Weak. 15% Lost in Wilderness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 (edited) [3/30/12 3:06:23 AM] Lumi: So in Raging Fire [3/30/12 3:06:30 AM] Lumi: Nudity is high and obesity is low [3/30/12 3:06:50 AM] Lumi: It's like fanservice down the streets all the time [3/30/12 3:06:51 AM] Lumi: :P EVERYBODY MUSCLES tbh I don't even know why nudity ended up this high since I discouraged it so I don't have a nation of bouncing mantits, but with obesity so low it's a nonissue :P Edited March 30, 2012 by Luminescent Blade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted March 31, 2012 Author Share Posted March 31, 2012 Seven hundred twelve nudity! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 why does this bullshit make no sense increasing my library system increased my public sector by TEN PERCENT, leaving me a 70/30 split instead of a 81/19 split WHY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 23% murder, 11% capital punishment. Fuck of the yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 i'm starting to get murders but hooker attacks are still 1% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted April 12, 2012 Author Share Posted April 12, 2012 A group of concerned parishioners and soccer moms has petitioned the government of Metallistan to outlaw heavy metal music, which they fear is a bad influence on youngsters. Banning metal music? In MY Metallistan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 5 hours ago: Integristan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Stupidest Citizens (last census: Top 10%). motherfucking yes the only person who beat me is goddamn balcerzak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted April 13, 2012 Author Share Posted April 13, 2012 •14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Metallistan, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense. •14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Metallistan, Metallistan's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers. •14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Metallistan, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. come at me brah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 •14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Metallistan, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.why do I not have this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 I have that :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 so today I got the shittiest issue ever a: legalize cannibalism b: legalize cannibalism c: you're a fucking hippy pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 My issue was to allow children to easily watch shit like porn and extreme violence or completely else censor television. That said it wasn't really an issue because aside from me never siding with censorship, I had no problem watching that shit when I was a kid~ and would have been pretty irritated if I couldn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Hey I just got that dumb as fuck issue too Integ :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balcerzak Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Saving for posterity The Issue Some of The Shoulders of Titans's most distinguished physicists have approached you asking for a government grant funding for the Really Big Hadron Collider: the world's largest - and most expensive - particle accelerator. The Debate "There's only so much you can do with limited equipment and computer simulations," explains Higgs Boughson, professor of Engineering at The Shoulders of Titans City University. "There are things out there just waiting to be discovered. A few billion Gold Bullions to find them and the fruits of this research will benefit mankind for generations. Kinda. Ish. It'll shut Steven up about his ridiculous electron phasing hypothesis anyway." "Did you know that this experiment has a one in ten million chance of creating a microscopic black hole that will gobble up the whole planet in an apocalyptic chain reaction?" asks Efthamia Janssen, sporting a magnificent tin foil bicorne. "I read it on the internet so it must be true! Scientists may CLAIM it's safe, but they can't even design a soda that doesn't go flat when you shake it! They have NO RIGHT to gamble with our lives. You've got to end this mad research at once! If God had wanted us to study atoms he wouldn't have made them so small!" "You know what also has a one in ten million chance?" asks blue collar worker Jacob Goethe. "This project actually discovering something useful! Why should we, the suffering taxpayers, fork over all that money so they can discover... what? You can't eat subatomic particles, you know. I'm sure they'll learn lots of interesting things about protons and quarks but on the other hand... I don't give a flying Honey Badger. Scientists that aren't studying something practical and for the good of the common man shouldn't be given government funding." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 "You need a licence to keep hookers or drive a car," I think this is best left without context Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 Too bad I already know the context because I had that issue recently. I need a license to keep Humans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Top 1% of the world for most Armed, at 188 guns per household. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted April 26, 2012 Author Share Posted April 26, 2012 At 305 million, divide an average of about 3 people per household, multiplied by 188... That's a little over 19 billion guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 At 305 million, divide an average of about 3 people per household, multiplied by 188... That's a little over 19 billion guns. I still need more. My Arms Manufacturing Industry still needs more stimulus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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