Junkhead Posted March 22, 2012 Author Share Posted March 22, 2012 Fine I'll answer your retarded question. No, people do not have sex in the dark. They have sex in my computer screen. Everyone go home I have no idea why you missed a period there. You were all fashioned artificially. Get at us. who Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted March 22, 2012 Author Share Posted March 22, 2012 Well it's not like I can't tell, it's just that a while back we were at it (standing doggy style), and I was just about to unleash my load into her and it was getting rather rough. And on one of the final thrusts, my manhood slipped out of the...right hole, and kind of penetrated the wrong hole. Hard and fast. She was crying in pain while i was just standing there unable to do anything, just jizzing over her. wat ._. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKL Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Sex in the dark is stupid lol. I need to see in order to get hard...ugh this is so awkward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciarre Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Well it's not like I can't tell, it's just that a while back we were at it (standing doggy style), and I was just about to unleash my load into her and it was getting rather rough. And on one of the final thrusts, my manhood slipped out of the...right hole, and kind of penetrated the wrong hole. Hard and fast. She was crying in pain while i was just standing there unable to do anything, just jizzing over her. lolwut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death' Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 (edited) Well it's not like I can't tell, it's just that a while back we were at it (standing doggy style), and I was just about to unleash my load into her and it was getting rather rough. And on one of the final thrusts, my manhood slipped out of the...right hole, and kind of penetrated the wrong hole. Hard and fast. She was crying in pain while i was just standing there unable to do anything, just jizzing over her. It's definitely best to be able to see what you're doing in such situations. Edited March 22, 2012 by Death' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 I'm sorry, I mean silly and/or painful sex mistakes are close to universal, I get you, and niggling after the fact is a fool's errand, but were you unable to pull out without tearing something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Obviously he was just too into the moment. Also his repressed fantasies of sodomy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 I have no idea why you missed a period there. I have no idea how you noticed that . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 wat ._. lolwut Yeah I dunno. I guess it's kind of funny now when I look back at it, but at the time it was just one of the most hopeless situations I'd ever been in. I'm sorry, I mean silly and/or painful sex mistakes are close to universal, I get you, and niggling after the fact is a fool's errand, but were you unable to pull out without tearing something? Not to that extent, but there was a little involved as a result of the incident. Hence the crying. Obviously he was just too into the moment. Also his repressed fantasies of sodomy. Into the moment is a good explanation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spanish Inquisition Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 I have no idea why you missed a period there. Clearly he's pregnant. Must have accidentally taken aspirin instead of birth control pills since his lights were off Time to run and hide! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirie Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 light sex > dark sex >>>>>>>>> car sex Also, yes, glow in the dark butt plugs do exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted March 22, 2012 Author Share Posted March 22, 2012 I have no idea how you noticed that . I am not blind. Clearly he's pregnant. Must have accidentally taken aspirin instead of birth control pills since his lights were off Time to run and hide! Hey you. I didn't know you lurk around these parts. light sex > dark sex >>>>>>>>> car sex Also, yes, glow in the dark butt plugs do exist. How would you know? Eww. x3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirie Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 My fiancé and I explore all sorts of sexual boundaries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirie Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Also my best friend works in a sex shop. I get to learn about even more fun things from her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Sex in the driver's seat is the best worst sex ever. As far as sex that I can realistically see happening goes. aside from sex that ends with somebody crying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirie Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 I've had sex in a car a few times now, and I don't see what's even remotely appealing about it. It's confined and uncomfortable and awkward. The only reason I did it in the first place was because I was a stupid teenager and didn't want my parents to know I was fucking someone, so we drove to a secluded spot instead of using one of our houses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted March 22, 2012 Author Share Posted March 22, 2012 Not everyone's a dirty non-virgin like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 I didn't miss a period. I intentionally got pregnant left it off My fiancé and I explore all sorts of sexual boundaries. There are boundaries? I refuse to believe this. [words] Do not speak to the Kirie that way. Actually, just stop posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death' Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 My fiancé and I explore all sorts of sexual boundaries. how sexually liberated and enlightened you must be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted March 22, 2012 Author Share Posted March 22, 2012 Do not speak to the Kirie that way. Actually, just stop posting. This is my thread. STFU or GTFO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 I am not blind. So now you're calling me blind?! D= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Yeah, about that... This is an intervention. Please stand aside. ***Hextator motions for a bunch of posters to move in and seize the area Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 (edited) I've had sex in a car a few times now, and I don't see what's even remotely appealing about it. It's confined and uncomfortable and awkward. The only reason I did it in the first place was because I was a stupid teenager and didn't want my parents to know I was fucking someone, so we drove to a secluded spot instead of using one of our houses. Hear hear to all of the above, the sole exception replacing a few with once here. It was such a small car that it was impossible to change positions without leaving it entirely, the steering wheel and parking apparatus got in the way (yes, we were that dumb), and every time we saw headlights we got scared it was the anti-smut patrol. It was uniquely bad. Soul, you buggin'. Why you buggin'. Edited March 22, 2012 by Rehab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted March 22, 2012 Author Share Posted March 22, 2012 So now you're calling me blind?! D= I might be, but no. You're just as not-blind as me. Then again, I have no proof.[/color] Yeah, about that... This is an intervention. Please stand aside. ***Hextator motions for a bunch of posters to move in and seize the area yeah ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikethfc Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Well duh of course you have sex in the dark, and I've heard enough stories of A&E visits with a lightbulb stuck up the sphincter to consider otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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