uguu Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 man if our society is so pathetic people are embarrassed being seen naked by someone they're gonna have sex with there are some serious issues there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.M. Gei Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 (edited) Alan Benain 3/17/12 11:05 PM Dicks are to be washed? Alan Benain 3/17/12 11:08 PM I'm pretty good with hygene, but I don't really feel comterble with touching mein teil. 3/17/12 11:08 PM What do you mean, Paperblade. Edited March 21, 2012 by Black★Rock Shooter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 DARK SEX IS FINE AS LONG AS YOU USE YOUR IMAGINATION POWERS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 I think they do. I know I wouldn't feel comfterble being seen naked. If you are going to have sex with someone, assuming you aren't one of those people that has one night stands (which you don't sound like you would be), it would be because you are comfortable around them. Why would you be embarrased to showing them your body? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Alan Benain 3/17/12 11:05 PM Dicks are to be washed? Alan Benain 3/17/12 11:08 PM I'm pretty good with hygene, but I don't really feel comterble with touching mein teil. 3/17/12 11:08 PM What do you mean, Paperblade. HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA aside, dude, I am actually afraid for this person's dick. Doubly true if he's uncircumcised. (Yes, it is to be washed, as is the package down below) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted March 21, 2012 Author Share Posted March 21, 2012 man if our society is so pathetic people are embarrassed being seen naked by someone they're gonna have sex with there are some serious issues there ~ Alan Benain 3/17/12 11:05 PM Dicks are to be washed? Alan Benain 3/17/12 11:08 PM I'm pretty good with hygene, but I don't really feel comterble with touching mein teil. 3/17/12 11:08 PM What do you mean, Paperblade. Hahaha. Why did you have to put the last part, though? It's irrelevant. DARK SEX IS FINE AS LONG AS YOU USE YOUR IMAGINATION POWERS. Just like fighting monsters. If you are going to have sex with someone, assuming you aren't one of those people that has one night stands (which you don't sound like you would be), it would be because you are comfortable around them. Why would you be embarrased to showing them your body? What makes you think I am not the person that doesn't have one-night-stands? HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA aside, dude, I am actually afraid for this person's dick. Doubly true if he's uncircumcised. (Yes, it is to be washed, as is the package down below) I never said I didn't wash it, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death' Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 The girlfriend appreciates it when she knows I can see which hole I'm inserting my manhood into. She vastly prefers one hole to another, you see. ... wait. are you saying you can't tell between a vag and a butthole unless you're looking at it? xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 I never said I didn't wash it, though. uh. Do you mean that guy was you? I guess I assumed [whoever this mystery man is] wasn't washing his dick because he posed it as a (possibly rhetorical) question, and claimed to be uncomfortable with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted March 21, 2012 Author Share Posted March 21, 2012 ... wait. are you saying you can't tell between a vag and a butthole unless you're looking at it? xD That's what I said. Do you mean that guy was you? I guess I assumed [whoever this mystery man is] wasn't washing his dick because he posed it as a (possibly rhetorical) question, and claimed to be uncomfortable with it. It should be obvious it was me if he's posting it here, out of all places. But I understand the little relevancy there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 I wash my dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted March 22, 2012 Author Share Posted March 22, 2012 Who gives a Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 What makes you think I am not the person that doesn't have one-night-stands? Well given your reactions and statements from the past i have come to the conclusion that you don't think of sex as something that should be done just because. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 The girlfriend appreciates it when she knows I can see which hole I'm inserting my manhood into. She vastly prefers one hole to another, you see. Glowsticks man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted March 22, 2012 Author Share Posted March 22, 2012 Well given your reactions and statements from the past i have come to the conclusion that you don't think of sex as something that should be done just because. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 why do you ask such awkward questions ^ This is the second time (probably more and I'm just forgetting XD) where I had to look in the topic and was sooooo surprised to find out that the topic title was a legitimate question. Who gives a Ohhhh I see what you did there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted March 22, 2012 Author Share Posted March 22, 2012 I did something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 I did something? Don't tell me you didn't do that on purpose....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGdood Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Glowsticks man. Or as a female friend once told me, forget the man. Just the glowstick is good enough in the dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted March 22, 2012 Author Share Posted March 22, 2012 Don't tell me you didn't do that on purpose....? I didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 I didn't. Awwwwwwwww you were supposed to be all witty and clever like House! D= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Fine I'll answer your retarded question. No, people do not have sex in the dark. They have sex in my computer screen. Everyone go home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGdood Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 /thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 actually people don't have sex, it's all liberal lies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 You were all fashioned artificially. Get at us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 ... wait. are you saying you can't tell between a vag and a butthole unless you're looking at it? xD Well it's not like I can't tell, it's just that a while back we were at it (standing doggy style), and I was just about to unleash my load into her and it was getting rather rough. And on one of the final thrusts, my manhood slipped out of the...right hole, and kind of penetrated the wrong hole. Hard and fast. She was crying in pain while i was just standing there unable to do anything, just jizzing over her. It's definitely best to be able to see what you're doing in such situations. Glowsticks man. Combine with buttplugs. Glow in the dark buttplugs. I wonder if they have been done already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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