Ansem Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 tell her you love her, bitches hate that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HF Makalov Fanboy Kai Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 why are you so perfect? i gotta try that out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aere Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Tell her she has a hot sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted April 10, 2012 Author Share Posted April 10, 2012 (edited) no, better, say her sister was lame in bed and that you hope shes better Edited April 10, 2012 by Kaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death' Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 weigh her down with giant rocks in the ocean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 weigh her down with giant rocks in the ocean. That's what I was thinking, actually. Well...ok, a little different. Basically, I was thinking you tie weights around her feet, or stick her feet in cement and let it solidify, and throw her in a lake or bay or ocean or something. It's called "sleeping with the fishes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted April 10, 2012 Author Share Posted April 10, 2012 give her aidssssss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Tell her you ran out of money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted April 10, 2012 Author Share Posted April 10, 2012 ^that, sir, is gold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Tell her you're out of viagra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Starwind Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 My brother told me the best way to get rid of a girl is saying to her face "bitch, you fat" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helios Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 no, better, say her sister was lame in bed and that you hope shes better Oh lawd this was beautiful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 You say that, but that one might not work. maybe Why get rid of people, though? If you keep your friends close and your enemies closer everyone will be around you in a crowd at your disposal any time you need them. Sounds more resourceful to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 agree with alex, keep them around for free stuff. But if you're talking about dumping a chick, scream in the middle of school or some public place with people you both know that she did something horrible(Or has STD) and you hate her.(Make it up or make it real, that doesn't matter) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Fenrir I forgot your name and I feel terrible. We must amend this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Fenrir I forgot your name and I feel terrible. We must amend this. D,: how... HOW COULD YOU?!?! no it's cool haha, it happens in real life since my name is so common. David/Dave, or any other name you come up with for me, the more creativity the better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Dah-veed, but spelled as David. Capisce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Yeah, that's good. My friend who used to call me Dah-veed in irl is full of shit now. You now assume the role good sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikethfc Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Kidnap Liam Neeson's daughter and hide her in the girl's house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spanish Inquisition Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 give her hearing aidssssss That ought to work as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Oh in case someone forgot to beat me (noooo, please be gentle)"her" Thread. Works here too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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