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13:24 - Twilight Sparkle: oh shit hi scyther

13:24 - lodsofemone: u turn is gonna kill ya

13:24 - Twilight Sparkle: sand attack

13:24 - Twilight Sparkle: SAND ATTACK

13:25 - lodsofemone: dude he flies

13:25 - Twilight Sparkle: SAND ATTACKS

13:25 - Twilight Sparkle: MORE SAND ATTACKS

13:25 - lodsofemone: oh yeah

13:25 - Twilight Sparkle: MORE SAND ATTACKS

13:25 - lodsofemone: his signature attack makes him switch out

13:25 - lodsofemone: which negates your SAND ATTACKS

13:25 - Twilight Sparkle: he hasn't hit me yet ol

13:25 - lodsofemone: oh good

13:25 - Twilight Sparkle: if he does that I will SPAM SAND ATTACKS MORE

13:26 - lodsofemone: he switches to his other two pokemon

13:26 - Twilight Sparkle: wel he hit pidgey

13:26 - Twilight Sparkle: pidgey is out

13:26 - lodsofemone: a metapod and a kakuna

13:26 - lodsofemone: lol

13:26 - Twilight Sparkle: he used u-turn twice

13:26 - Twilight Sparkle: but missed both times

13:27 - Twilight Sparkle: and then missed again

13:27 - Twilight Sparkle: and then missed again

13:27 - lodsofemone: i guess your sand attacks did their work

13:27 - Twilight Sparkle: and then missed again

13:27 - Twilight Sparkle: hahaha

13:27 - Twilight Sparkle: oh he landed it

13:27 - Twilight Sparkle: piss

13:27 - Twilight Sparkle: chikorita's out

13:27 - lodsofemone: go level 6 geodude

13:27 - lodsofemone: woo

13:27 - Twilight Sparkle: so I might be fucked lol

13:27 - lodsofemone: i figured ;/

13:28 - Twilight Sparkle: nah I think my sheep can take it

13:28 - Twilight Sparkle: GO SHEEP

13:28 - lodsofemone: really

13:28 - lodsofemone: well

13:28 - Twilight Sparkle: shush

13:28 - lodsofemone: actually no

13:28 - lodsofemone: it's not that bad

13:28 - lodsofemone: scyther doesnt like lightning

13:28 - Twilight Sparkle: SHOOT HIM LUKA

13:28 - Twilight Sparkle: oh holy balls

13:28 - lodsofemone: sheep is slow though

13:28 - Twilight Sparkle: luka just raped him

13:28 - lodsofemone: lol

13:28 - Twilight Sparkle: SUPER POTION

13:28 - lodsofemone: luka the rapist sheep

13:28 - Twilight Sparkle: it left him with 1hp

13:28 - Twilight Sparkle: YOU CUNT

13:28 - lodsofemone: aww

13:29 - Twilight Sparkle: holy shit

13:29 - Twilight Sparkle: he like 4hkos luka

13:29 - Twilight Sparkle: luka can out-tank him

13:29 - lodsofemone: yeah

13:29 - Twilight Sparkle: scyther down

13:29 - lodsofemone: sheep is tanky for an electric type

13:29 - lodsofemone: kinda slow though

13:29 - Twilight Sparkle: with a super potion dropped too

13:29 - lodsofemone: the other two are a metapod and a kakuna

13:29 - lodsofemone: they attack

13:29 - Twilight Sparkle: kakuna's already dead

13:29 - lodsofemone: but they're cocoons

13:29 - Twilight Sparkle: to sheep

13:29 - lodsofemone: sheep for top tier

13:29 - Twilight Sparkle: metapod just got 1hkod by sheep

13:29 - Twilight Sparkle: gg

13:30 - lodsofemone: SHEEP

13:30 - Twilight Sparkle: sheep got all three kills

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Raise a Gyarados now and catch Red Gyarados later. Have both in your team. Since there are so many fucking water-based HMs anyway. Gyarados can learn them all.

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Raise a Gyarados now and catch Red Gyarados later. Have both in your team. Since there are so many fucking water-based HMs anyway. Gyarados can learn them all.

oh yeah I have more pokemons now

I caughted a Gastly finally and named his ass Dio because Dio

I caughted a Magikarp and named him VG Raven and he's level 12 now

I ran into a MOTHERFUCKER with a Vulpix but I couldn't catch it because RULES

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Well, Whitney is the most troll out of the 8 gyms IMO...

That Miltank is so durable it will enjoy trolling you with Rollout, Attract and Milk Drink!

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what the fuck miltank just reamed my team

well it would have died but luka fell in love with it and didn't kill it ;/

Hardest Part in the game, right there.

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hahaha

Go, Dio!

Dio used Hypnosis!

CLEFAIRY fell asleep!

CLEFAIRY is fast asleep...

Good job, Dio!

You're in charge, Luka!

CLEFAIRY is fast asleep...

Luka used Headbutt!

CLEFAIRY woke up!

Luka used Headbutt!

CLEFAIRY flinched!

Luka used Headbutt!

Critical hit!

CLEFAIRY fainted!

miltank still did a number on me (killed everybody but dio [wasn't deployed] and luka) but I laughed when miltank stomped Luka, got paralyzed by Static, recovered from the paralysis thanks to its berry, and immediately got reparalyzed by Thundershock.

BUT as it turns out the only thing I needed way to bring Pidgey (who by the way is still named Pidgey as a Pidgeotto HA HA HA) to get some extra Sand Attacks/Quick Attacks in on Miltank before my MAN BRIGADE all died.

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BUT as it turns out the only thing I needed way to bring Pidgey (who by the way is still named Pidgey as a Pidgeotto HA HA HA)

Your lowercase letters trumped my intelligence.

Good day to you, sir.

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Hardest Part in the game, right there.

In Goldenrod Dept. store you can trade a Drowsee for a female Machop... which makes beating Whitney a doozy... :smug:

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In Goldenrod Dept. store you can trade a Drowsee for a female Machop... which makes beating Whitney a doozy...

afk catching a drowsee so i can name my machop Anouleth

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This one person planned a strategy where he first poisoned Miltank, lowered her accuracy with mudslap, then confused her. But he managed to get her down before bringing out his Zubat to confuse her because surprisingly she wasn't spamming milk drink as much and got her down with a slam XD Since he beat Miltank quickly it made everyone so happy that he was so successful xD

But yeah the Machop also sounds like it'd be much easier than that.

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