Nuzlocke Middleage School!

[Grace]

Shin loaded the poll question, damnit. Better still, it was retroactive. CURSE YOU SHIN

ps: changed my vote because yeah

[Shin]

Shin does more so Refa doesn't look lame!

It's only 6pm!

I've turned into a fat man in pyjamas?

No!!! Die!

Enjoy the bench, jerk.

No.

Sure... you look familiar...

Oh! That's where!

Well, I was actually willing to help you...

Oh, that's funny.

I got this.

Hey, Batfink! Bench!

It stinks only being able to attack 15 times.

Oh, as soon as I save the day, your back gets better. Smooth.

Why must I be so handsome!

Take me to your leader!

Fury attack plus rage is hilarious.

Well, you've learned that bugs are...

... lame!

I'm afraid I don't sway that way, Cam.

That sounds like something I would say.

This is going pretty well!

Edited May 10, 2012 by Parco Folgore

[Elieson]

Unown...shin, srsly?

[Refa]

Last time, exciting and intriguing events were unfolding!

Today all of your questions will be answered...by me!

Oh great, it's this guy again. What kind of fabulous new berry will I get this time?

You'll never know.

Not that it matters, it wasn't fabulous in the least.

See!

Who are you?

Get someone else to find his missing GOLD TEETH, I ain't wandering about in the middle of nowhere for it.

Nah, it's probably some low tier scrub.

Screw the PROF.ELM, I have AGNI.

...OK FINE, I'll take your lame ass egg of your hands.

ERINA always did want to walk on water.

Well, Rattatas are cool I guess.

WHAT an apropos name! Truly I am the genius of the art of name making. All bow before the NAME LORD!

Although I may be changed to the NAME PALADIN in subsequent installments.

My mission statement!

I'm sure there's an outhouse somewhere around here.

Only because you asked so nicely.

All in all, perhaps not the best pickup line.

Because of my intriguing glances.

No way, have you seen ALSO SHIN?

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM, I'm in the middle of fighting and eventually mugging this OLD MAN, can't this wait?

Oh god, this guy has type advantage against all of my Pokemon.

ALL OF THEM.

Wait, there's still ho-

Motherfucker.

Wait, he has no WATER moves.

gg goldeen

AGNI is so fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

You kids these days and your Legendary Pokemon and your Pokemon battles and your loud music and your hoolihoops and your hopscotch and your Dan Greens and your lollipops and your Sony Playstations and your voice activated light switches and your leather pants and your blu-ray discs and your pierced scrotums and your bullfrogs and your Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your telekinesis and your Marvel Comics and your Youtube.com and your nuclear physics and your ingrowing toenails and your Gears Of War and your Quinton Tarantino and your power steering and your elevators and your illegitimate offspring...

(rant stolen from something else that you should recognize ohohohoho I'm so evil)

Ralph: "LOOK A RARE POKEMON"

Me: "...That's just the reefs."

Alternatively;

Ralph: "LOOK A RARE POKEMON"

Me: "...That's a SHORTS MAN."

Alternatively;

Ralph: "LOOK A RARE POKEMON"

Me: "...That's a Tentacool."

This guy is 15 different kinds of fucked (18 in Canada).

Are you sure that's grass?

DELICIOUS.

Almost as expensive as my bike that some snot noised kid turned to ashes with his Pikachu!

CECILIA gets a SLOWPOKETAIL!

The best day.

Poke people with it for a nasty surprise!

I hope this isn't a euphemism for something.

Lame.

Unlike the nickname, which is quite simply the undisputed best name for Zubat.

"My name is Erina, you killed my father, now I am here to kill you."

Or something like that, I forget how it goes.

Goddamit, now I have to go back through that cave.

Whatever.

Because he's evil.

MY OTHER MORTAL FOE

Payback's a bitch.

Only the best of samaritans.

[Breezy Kanzaki]

Curse you, Shin! My original vote was that you would lose, but I don't want to smell bad so I changed it to Potentially. Also, get a Water type named after me. Preferably Horsea ar Staryu

[Kon]

I hope I can serve you well Kon!

You just died to a stubborn Marill. I didn't realize I blew so hard at this Nuzlocke ;-;

Name your Eevee after me! I commandeth it or something to that effect.

OR ELSE I will not have an Eevee named after me.

Got it, I'll make sure you don't die! I have no idea what I'll evolve Eevee into though.

At the moment my team is being held up by these brave souls:

[dondon151]

hey refa

why don't you use the pokemon crystal "vietnamese" translation

[Refa]

hey refa

why don't you use the pokemon crystal "vietnamese" translation

That exists?!

...I'll have to think about that.

[Sunwoo]

Lol, why do I keep getting named after grass Pokemon?

[Icon of Sin]

Lol, why do I keep getting named after grass Pokemon?

You were a fish in mine.

A Water/Grass Sushi Pokémon.

Edited May 11, 2012 by Dio

[Kon]

I dunno how that became a trend, but hey, you managed to 2KO that annoying Miltank with just a Sleep Powder and a few Growths. Easiest time with Whitney I've ever had. :D

[Sunwoo]

You were a fish in mine.

A Water/Grass Sushi Pokémon.

Lol. I find it funny how I keep on ending up with Pokemon named after my first username in people's Nuzlocke games. I wasn't aware that people knew who I was, honestly.

Also, I see the word "grass".

[Elieson]

You just died to a stubborn Marill. I didn't realize I blew so hard at this Nuzlocke ;-;

Sorry I let you down....can I have another try to prove my skills?

[Sunwoo]

I dunno how that became a trend, but hey, you managed to 2KO that annoying Miltank with just a Sleep Powder and a few Growths. Easiest time with Whitney I've ever had. :D

I think Shin started it by naming his starter Bulbasaur "Boron," and Refa continued it by naming his Bellsprout Boron.

[dondon151]

That exists?!

...I'll have to think about that.

just think of what you're missing out on

REFA DRUG BAG FUCK

and other terrible translations

[General Horace]

you were nothing in mine since random name generator isn't spitting out "boron" any time soon :P

also update

[spoiler=Up to ... uh, something forest]

goddammit everyone got the hard stone before me

NJORD USE IT WELL

see

BOOGIE

why did i take this screenshot

oh right

MAKARI the rattata joins the team

that's not how engineering works

and i'm not an engineer

at least VLADEK or whatever bellsprout's name is has a use now

wut

get beat down by HARD STONE

CALLS FROM YOUNGSTER JOEY: 1

ok now gg falkner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofhW3d1oUa4

fitting music

delicious

FLASH AND CUT SLAVE

JACKSON GO

whoopdeefuckingdoo

SLOWPOKETAIL AND EGGS FOR DINNER

Magikarp rod

Thank you mother :D

fml

no Azelea Cave dude for me

cool i guess

Is it just me or are levels easier to gain in GSC

those defences so sexy

thank god burns dont hurt out of battle or MAKARI is dead

the fuck is this thing

oh my god

Yes i had one for dinner

'twas

oh at level 10 it can finally attack

SLOWPOKE IN SLOWPOKE WELL

LOOK AT THAT

I swear this happened before Refa named his trainer this

the fuck

oh.

http://youtu.be/Hoe6JwhemaU

bugsy

shin isn't the only thing that curses

also unnescerily long bossfight

http://youtu.be/7TdZrzML84g

all my rock throw PP D:

don't know if I can/it's possible to embed more than one vid per post

Edited May 11, 2012 by General Horace

[Shin]

Shin does his thing!

It's not easy being me sometimes.

The cut guy didn't look very far.

It flew away?

Death to Zubat!

I don't want to know what you're doing to that tree.

Egglebert and Sparerow. Woo.

I'm in the top 20% of mine, feeling lucky, punk?

I thought not!

All the girls love Shin!

I'll get around to it at some point.

I hate headbutting trees.

Well, I'd hate to disappoint a lady.

No!!! The trauma! Forgive me, Boron!

Stealing jokes is cool... in America.

Great, I can't be on either side!

Yay gambling!

No!!! Stop spending my money! I need it for gambling!

The return of Timp.

She's amazing.

Then she evolved.

Twice in one night? Works for me.

The power of rage. That's right, rage is the only attack I used for this battle. Eat that, Refa!

She soon came to her senses.

Eh? I don't know what fect is...

Thus adding to the list of ladies in my harem.

Next time, find out how the bug catching contest went. That's right, it's part of our challenge!

[General Horace]

I see you counted your Togepi as violet city, does it count for that because that's where we recieved the egg?

[Shin]

I see you counted your Togepi as violet city, does it count for that because that's where we recieved the egg?

It makes sense, since that's where we got it from.

[General Horace]

moar update

[spoiler=Up to after whitney]

i hate this fucker

no i did not rng cunt

i just hate togepi becuse it's a useless turd

good thing i have fire types

i never understood the point of this

note that everyone got headbutt tms when i got to goldenrod

yayyy

thanks for the cash

OH MY GOD ICE THUNDER FIRE PUNCHES YES

I R SMART

this screenshot it terrible but the fucker got away D:

good thing i already ran into something there

goddamit

ahhh

YESSS

this was the work of the lone growlithe

trekked back to azalea to headbutt

not worth it

finally not just tackle

FUCK STEEL TYPES

:D

1 hour later...

YOUNGSTER JOEY COUNT: 2

Eevee is kinda amazing but i'm being cool because DRAGON TYPES

:D

Buttface at his finest

then i went bug catching, and got 3xx points

what the fuck

same as shin lame

i actually caught it this time though

if that had hit 4 times i was dead

phew

then the joke that is whitney, easiest gym yet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YurVppgaw30

Edited May 11, 2012 by General Horace

[a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes]

that was nice treatment to bad memories from all the times Sho.M.the.second.grader lost to whitney

Edited May 11, 2012 by Shoptimus Prime

[Shin]

Another Shin update before our big twist!

I'm not friends with nerds.

Shin always pleases the ladies.

Because Shin's got wood!

Parents these days.

I hate this game.

I think I'll like that place.

Woo!

I'm bad at predicting these.

No!!!

All the ladies want some Shin.

See above statement.

Death to Raticate!

Hahaha! I'm a horrible person!

You've lost every time, you're incompetent!

Why must I be so handsome!

I wanted a Voltorb! But then I saw it stinks.

Then why are you in a game for children?

No!!!!

Sorry, I'm not a Poketologist.

See, there's an art to cursing!

Poor you.

Moron! Then I fought some losers!

I came 3rd, but at least that's better than Refa.

[Refa]

Previously I wrestled with whether or not I want to play an amazing transration of Pokemon Crystal.

However, due to multiple reasons (sorry dondon :(), I won't be able to do that. So instead of relying on the amazing transration to be humorous for me, I have to be like, witty or something.

Hahaha that's not going to happen.

First thing's first, let's go fishing! What kind of AMAZING Pokemon will I find, I wonder?

Woot, my name may seem stupid now, but it will be SOOOOOOOOOO apropos in 10 levels.

Stranger danger!

I'm so FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE.

I don't see why you being a fatty has any impact on your Pokemon training abilities.

Why not this stress ball instead?

Silph Co was easy as balls and there were like 100 times as many trainers whose pokemon were in the 30s to 40s. So...yeah, this shouldn't be much of a problem.

THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE

I'd name it after myself, but then I'd be naming a SLOWPOKE after myself.

Indeed, I am the best.

[insert innuendo here]

My maturity level is off the chart, guys.

no they suck

probably because they suck

come at me bro

this is like the hundreth time i've said that

it never gets old

NEVAR

Seems pretty effective to me!

probably none moving on

Drats, I forgot to record this.

Or Bugsy for that matter.

Uh...I'll start with Whitney then!

sonuva

bitch

All that self hate is not good for the soul man.

meh

Yesssss Charcoal rules.

HORACE LEARNS HEADBUTT

i didn't even know you existed!

I didn't even know those existed!

Pidgey is cool I GUESS.

So many immature jokes to make, so little time.

All the boys can't seem too stay away from my milkshake.

ONE IMMATURE JOKE DONE, TOO MANY TO GO

Fuck you game.

I am peerless.

THIS DID NOT HAPPEN WTF

Lickitungs' have hair?

Have fun cutting Quilava's fiery mane!

Free bike!

Not as Incredibly Pretty as I!

I'm detecting subtle lesbian vibes, maybe it's just me, I DUNNO.

Oh thanks.

Good job with that.

IT'S EYES MY SOUL WHY

Oh, yeah, video, I actually did it!

I hate you so much WHITNEY.

This ALMOST makes up for it. :)

Edited May 11, 2012 by Refa

[General Horace]

that metronome... was actually so bullshit

also quick update

[spoiler=After Morty]

... seriously gamefreaks

...

justasexpected.jpeg

i never knew pokemon could sneeze

it took me quite a while to realize you could walk over htis

gg morty

might as well

I never wanted you anyway :/

no pokeballs D:

YESSSSS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTqyp0tsC3g

i didn't even know about this battle so it starts kinda abruptly

fuck confusion

burned tower throws more useless shit at me

wasn't even razor leaf

LOOK WHAT I SAW NEXT

haha dick

kitties

i should got to the move deleter and give shin a geodude with only selfdestruct

I then wander west of Ecruteak city

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS MY FIRST ENCOUNTER

shin and refa allowed me to get another, i just haven't gone back yet

YOUNGSTER JOEY PHONE CALLS - 3

thank god

good to know man

oh yeah i forgot to record morty

it was x speed + x attack on raticate and digsweep

Edited May 11, 2012 by General Horace

[dondon151]

Previously I wrestled with whether or not I want to play an amazing transration of Pokemon Crystal.

However, due to multiple reasons (sorry dondon :(), I won't be able to do that. So instead of relying on the amazing transration to be humorous for me, I have to be like, witty or something.

d'awww you make me sad