Nuzlocke Middleage School!

[Shin]

Back by nobody's demands but mine, we're at it again!

IN THE GOLD CORNER, THE GLEAMING IMAGE OF VICTORY, HORACE!

IN THE SILVER CORNER, CURSING HORACE 'TIL THE COWS COME HOME, SHIN!

IN THE CRYSTAL CORNER, ACTUALLY PLAYING SOMETHING COHERENT, REFA!

Da system

• Nuzlocke rules apply
• Ingame trades are allowed but count for that area
• Legendaries are banned! As is Red Gyarados!
• Game shall be played until Red's defeat!
• Curse you, Horace!

Beware of updates!

[Shadow Mir]

lolol "Curse you, Horace!" as one of the poll options.

[Shin]

I can see who you're all voting for, I know where you live!

[General Horace]

I thought we banned Reg Gyarados too

also shin come at me

[PKL]

I was going to vote yes/probably but then i saw the curse you, horace! option and couldnt resist :p

[Sunwoo]

I can see who you're all voting for, I know where you live!

No, you don't!

Also, voted "Curse you, Horace!" because it's funny.

[Grace]

I'm so nice. :P

[ZemZem]

I can see who you're all voting for, I know where you live!

no you don't.

[Shadow Mir]

I saw the curse you, horace! option and couldnt resist :p

That's exactly what I voted. Because, well, it was funny.

[Baldrick]

Way to copy my idea (that I copied from you)!

[a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes]

gl

I have nothing to say, I just want this in to my content because following topics is bullcrap

[Kon]

Dammit Shin now I want to do a Crystal Nuzlocke! Also good luck to everyone~ Shin will really need it. XD

[Shin]

Dammit Shin now I want to do a Crystal Nuzlocke! Also good luck to everyone~ Shin will really need it. XD

I have no need for luck! I just need Horace to lose horribly by chance!

[BBM]

Oh god, I just spent 2 hours reading the 1st gen Nuzlocke thread when I have a Physics exam tomorrow. Now you guys are all going to update this too.

Also, Curse you, Horace!

[Kon]

So... Shin the Cyndaquil was Poisoned twice on my way up to Mr. Pokémon's House... coincidence?

[General Horace]

So... Shin the Cyndaquil was Poisoned twice on my way up to Mr. Pokémon's House... coincidence?

protip: name all the cool pokemon you get horace :P

also first update

[spoiler=Up to Violent City]

I got Gold version. Naturally becuase Gold is better than Silver, just like I am better than Shin

seems about right

oh i love pokemon radio

seriously read some of the stuff the radio says sometimes

it's clearly a fishtank

also pokemon trivia

i think gsc is the only generation that doesn't have a nintendo console in your room

also no potion D:

no idea

they expect 8 year olds to know this

i'm pretty sure the dialog is the same no matter what option you choose

too bad you can't be useful and take them

I like to think i'm taking a flying leap at him

I CHOOSE YOU

So I get Chikorita

Apparently it sucks

I like it though because it was my partner in PMD2

If you look close enough it kind of looks like i'm kicking his ass

sort of

Defences :D

Also nicknames courtesy of a random name generator

Most legit name

most helpful NPC in the game

so... hard...

When I was little I thought the trees looked like frog heads

Am I alone here

FUCK BITCHES TAKE NAMES

Thievery is always the best choice!

Unfourtunatley, they're foreign

Why did i give you my number again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CTfrCdrLLY

videos for all major battles now

(Merc) Raven is a twat just like our friend ??? here so it fits

yes buy me cool stuff and give it back before the elite 4 and when i want to gamble

here here and dark cave are my only options for dudes

Route 46 yields a GEODUDE

FUCK YEAH SUCK IT FALKNER

NJORD THE GEODUDE

two metapods drained NJORD of tackles

THIS GUY IS LEGENDARY FOR HIS RATTATA

look snorlax lets catch it it was so good last game

oh good more grass types

name generator confuses me once again

but VLADAN the bellsprout joins

...

whoa normal name

also bench

[Kon]

I'll have to remember that for later. Shouldn't have made you my rival XD Oddly enough I've been getting almost nothing but girls, with only Shin and Elieson the dapper Ghastly being male. I wonder, what I should name my female Togepi?

[General Horace]

At least some of the rival battles are challenges in this game (well, the second one... i think...)

should have put update in this post but OH WELL

as for names i'm as clueless as you, random name generate till you find an awesome one

[Kon]

Way to go Shin. You died while recklessly challenging a very mean Growlithe. ;-; Horace the Drowzee to the rescue~

EDIT: I'm so sorry Horace. Diglett used Magnitude 10. I am a failure ;-;

[Shin]

Death to Horace!

It's more fitting if I'm Silver.

I've done worse.

Come get me!

Five more minutes.

I have nobody to call, why would I?

No! It's one of my fangirls!

Uh oh!

Since Horace gets Chikorita, and Refa already claimed Cydaquil, Totodile is mine.

There!

It deserved it.

Good, my internet connection at home stinks any way.

Anyone could stroll into your house, don't make assumptions!

Indeed!

I'll pop by whenever I can.

That's an unusual name, is it French?

Let's Rage!

He was also on stilts.

How?

Oh, like that.

Route 46!

Rejected!

Oops, I knew I forgot something.

Geobabe. I can't evolve you, so bench!

Also rejected! I have no time for wimps!

I don't like Sprout Tower.

Your incompetence will one day be your downfall!

Time to beat you senseless!

Nice Bellsprout!

Oh no! He's from Pokemon Green!

Very funny!

I don't like the idea of flashing at any time.

Fine.

Kissy-face?

Fudge.

Welcome aboard!

Welcome Boro-... Bor-man!

I'm a ladies' man.

No!!! Why you spend all my money!

I think I can see a weak link.

[Elieson]

I'll have to remember that for later. Shouldn't have made you my rival XD Oddly enough I've been getting almost nothing but girls, with only Shin and Elieson the dapper Ghastly being male. I wonder, what I should name my female Togepi?

I hope I can serve you well Kon!

[Refa]

Dammit, I'm late already! Well, don't worry, my update is amazing, filled with action packed trauma, heartrending sacrifices, and answers the question, "Can Pokemon feel love, even on the battlefield?".

You know, the one with the trippier opening cutscene and starring Suicune instead of an actually useful legendary Pokemon? Also with the girl character who doesn't make a reappearance in HG/SS.

Yeah, I wake up at 7:20 PM all the time, what of it?

Oh, no wonder I'm behind Horace and Shin!

Except now I can play as a fetching (?) young MINISKIRT named CECILIA, woot.

Remember how it got there in the first place? Good times, good times.

No JUICE, lame.

For the last time, I will not give you a back massage, even if it gets me CUT.

My mythological references make this Nuzlocke run 15% classier, at least until it's revealed that this whole thing was endorsed by Satan, but that won't happen until Ice Tunnel.

Awww, I could use a Rattata.

MY BODY IS READY

Second Generation is super balls to the walls dick in your face when it comes to Nuzlocke because there are two routes you go through without getting any Pokemon. I mean, I'll be getting gaggles of them before the end of this update, but STILL...

I was prepared for such an eventually and have prepared a contingency plan for this scena-eventuality. TAKE THAT GAME.

I'd record a video of this battle, but I'm only recording videos of all major battles.

Nope, no Pokemon stolen, nothing to see here, carry on with your officer duties and wot wot.

...FINE, I'll divulge his name.

At least until he turns into a PALADIN.

LET'S DO THIS.

Woots were had.

Named after the manliest man ever.

Yes, I would like to hear you prattle about your god awful Rattata all day.

Did I ever mention how much I love how the Route # pops up whenever you enter a new area in Crystal version?

Because I do.

So very much.

Yesssss.

Uh...this might take a bit of explaining.

See, because Erika was the Grass Gym Leader of Pokemon Red, and Eirika was the name of the main character of FE8, and her awful "disguise" name was Erina.

...Is anyone still there?

GET AWAY FROM ME

I like what they did with this place in terms of visual effects.

WHY NOT

BERRIES are cool...I guess.

It's been like 5 minutes, what do you think?

Sure, why not?

GWAHAHAHAHAHA my Geodude will school everything with this HARD ROCK.

And then there was another Burnt Tower to match the one with Ecruteak City.

Probably one of those tests where people get marked down because it was so damn easy.

Yesssssss.

With Ghastly on my team, this game doesn't stand a ghost of a chance!

Bitch, please, in my day we found gaggles of Zubats in Mt. Moon AND WE HATED IT.

For the love of-

Not griffith?

Heh, he said cocky.

COCK = PENIS just in case you didn't know.

I'm sorry, I was sleeping through your speech, are we at the "Imma gonna kick your ass" part yet?

Finally.

(Oh, I guess this is a major battle...uh, I forgot to record it, sorry!)

Well, that was easy.

It's like SAND-ATTACK but it actually does damage!

What could it be?

I'll have to remember that for later. Shouldn't have made you my rival XD Oddly enough I've been getting almost nothing but girls, with only Shin and Elieson the dapper Ghastly being male. I wonder, what I should name my female Togepi?

Name your Eevee after me! I commandeth it or something to that effect.

OR ELSE I will not have an Eevee named after me.

[BBM]

Where was the action-packed trauma, the heartrending sacrifices, and the answer to the question, "Can pokemon feel love, even on the battlefield?"?

[Refa]

Where was the action-packed trauma, the heartrending sacrifices, and the answer to the question, "Can pokemon feel love, even on the battlefield?"?

Those were just lies to get people to read the update.

But don't tell anyone or my internet credibility will be ruined!

Well, I guess there was action-packed trauma when AGNI burnt Sprout Tower to the ground. We can then infer that there was a heartrending sacrifice offscreen as there are wont to be with huge fires, and uh...everyone fell in love with BARRY for his sexy voice. There, internet credibility saved!

[BBM]

Your secret is safe with me and the rest of this thread.

But, +1 for Indian mythology references. Agni means fire in Sanskrit, so they decided to name the god of fire Agni. So original, right?