Galenforcer Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 I tried running up a wall in my room, but ended up kicking a hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 That's awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 (edited) I can do the thing where you slide up a doorframe if it's narrow enough by putting your back against one side and your feet against the other. Or at least I did it like 10 years ago. When I was in elementary or middle school one of my friends punched a hole in another friend's wall during a birthday party. Once I smashed a lightbulb in a low ceiling with a poolstick by accident. Me and my brother got in a fight once and somehow I got a bloody scratch over one eye. No idea how it happened since he didn't have sharp nails. I've gotten bloody head wounds from ramming my head against the wall while doing backstroke once or twice. Uhhhh ... Once I hid in a closet for something like 45 minutes to over an hour and my friends thought I had left the closet and the room by the time I came out. That wasn't even when I weas a little kid either. Edited August 4, 2012 by L1049 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agile Tit-Tyrant Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA I'm sorry it's just HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irony Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 (edited) Don't worry, I did 3 things similar............ 1) Playing with a toy bow and arrow, I shot my clock off the wall (For the record, I wasn't even aiming at it). 2) I was getting annoyed at my buzzer that is screwed onto my wall, so I hit it, but it fell off the wall, leaving a hole in my wall. 3) At someone's house, I hid in a cupboard, and whilst trying to leave it, I left a massive dent in the floor. Edited August 4, 2012 by GoldenEmblem7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowofchaos Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Real life isn't Prince of Persia, my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 ahaaaahaahaa I don't weigh enough to put a hole in my wall even with all my weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Good job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttmuncher.ops Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 you need a running start. don't just stand there and kick the fucking wall noob. stay on your toes, use athletic tennis shoes that are lightweight + provide grip & keep a low center of gravity => then be ready to backflip jump & land on your feet when you get to the top. p.s. to get a feel for it, it's easier to start off running sideways instead of straight up. we were doing 3-4 steps running lateral as freshmen in high school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyron Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 i can do that part of black belt training Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 That ain't no black belt training I ever got taught <: we just got running, sparring, running, pushups, running, crunches, running, running, continuous sparring, form demonstrations, and running. We had a special one-off class that taught the "lean on back, push off floor" method of getting up from one's back, which my masters called "the Jackie Chan," but I was always shit at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenCat Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 These stories remind me of when my dad punched a huge hole in the wall after getting mad at his boss. Since my parents were (and still are) weird, they made me and my brother play a game to find the hole after we came home from school that day. I love my childhood memories! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyron Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 That ain't no black belt training I ever got taught <: we just got running, sparring, running, pushups, running, crunches, running, running, continuous sparring, form demonstrations, and running. We had a special one-off class that taught the "lean on back, push off floor" method of getting up from one's back, which my masters called "the Jackie Chan," but I was always shit at it. not trianing something we got tuaght on the side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roosterofdoom Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 You know those little dome things that go over the lights in a lot of bedrooms? I ALWAYS break them. I once only had one for a week. Another one broke while I was putting it on. Dropped it. It got to the point where it started being funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 how do you even fucking do that do you like put a ladder on the wall just to go ahead and punch the thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roosterofdoom Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 One time I was holding a lightsaber, on the phone with my girlfriend, and threw my arm up. Broke it. One time I was throwing a bouncy ball around my room. Broke it. One time I was stick-fighting my friend in my room. Broke it. One time I was on my computer doing something frustrating, I guess. Threw a bottle at the wall, it ricocheted and broke it. That was the best one. Other than the lightsaber one. Because it fell on my back and shattered. Surprisingly didn't hurt at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Brom Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 One time I was holding a lightsaber, on the phone with my girlfriend, and threw my arm up. Broke it. One time I was throwing a bouncy ball around my room. Broke it. One time I was stick-fighting my friend in my room. Broke it. One time I was on my computer doing something frustrating, I guess. Threw a bottle at the wall, it ricocheted and broke it. That was the best one. Other than the lightsaber one. Because it fell on my back and shattered. Surprisingly didn't hurt at all. Hey Gatrie, the Greil Mercenaries are reviving our old production of Sweeney Todd. Wanna play Mrs. Lovett agin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonetti Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 You have my undying respect for trying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roosterofdoom Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Hey Gatrie, the Greil Mercenaries are reviving our old production of Sweeney Todd. Wanna play Mrs. Lovett agin? ...What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chainsaw Police Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Get a load of this guy, using his feet to kick a hole in his wall. Use a sledgehammer, moron! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidnightShade Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 (edited) Psha, I break holes in my wall in my sleep. XP Edited August 6, 2012 by MidnightShade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 I feel like an idiot for only just realising that AKA (presumably) stands for Also Known As. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 I feel like an idiot for only just realising that AKA (presumably) stands for Also Known As. Shameful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidnightShade Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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