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Be of good cheer

It's all in His plan

He's walking with us

And He speaks through every man

But I have this notion

Call it my fear

That I will die alone

And even He won't be there

But when I feel that way

I thirst, and I want to shout it

Trust me Lord, to be quiet about it

Yes, I am lost

But He is leading me home

And He's my companion

When my friends have up and gone

But still I get lonely

And sometimes I doubt

I want to do right

But it seems like only wrong gets out

But when I feel that way

I thirst, and I want to shout

Trust me Lord, to be quiet about it

Oh quiet about it

Yeah, I'll be quiet about it

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Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you.

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,If you are wise you’ll listen to me.

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?

Eating as much as an elephant eats.

What are you at getting terribly fat?

What do you think will come of that?I don't like the look of it

Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,Given good manners you will go far.

You will live in happiness too,

Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.

Do-ba-dee-doo

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,

I’ve got another puzzle for you.

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-da-dee,

If you are wise you’ll listen to me.

Gum chewing’s fine when it’s once in a while.

It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile.

But it’s repulsive revolting and wrong.

Chewing and chewing all day long.

The way that a cow does

Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,

Given good manners you will go far.

You will live in happiness too,

Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo

I've got another puzzle for you

Oompa Loompa doompadee dee

If you are wise you will listen to me

Who do you blame when your kid is a brat

Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat?

Blaming the kids is a lion of shame

You know exactly who's to blame:

The mother and the father!

Oompa Loompa doompadee dah

If you're not spoiled then you will go far

You will live in happiness too

Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo

I've got another puzzle for you

Oompa Loompa doompa dah dee

If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get from a glut of TV?

A pain in the neck and an IQ of three

Why don't you try simply reading a book?

Or could you just not bear to look?

You'll get no

You'll get no

You'll get no

You'll get no

You'll get no commercials

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah

If you're not greedy you will go far

You will live in happiness too

Like the OompaOompa Loompa doompadee do

Formatting can eat a dick.

Edited by Aere
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I thought this was gonna be a Halo thread.

I played Halo for like a decade.

I saw this thread title and thought "Didn't Elite used to mean something unusual to me in the past?" but I couldn't remember what it was. I had plans to make the post you made but I completely forgot Halo existed.

Even though I played it for almost 10 years.

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