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....it appears that war helmets doth have a use other than creating bacon. I would not hath guessed that in my lifetime.

Ye Old Helm, dost a number on thine head

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I was behind the entire game (like, on space 2) because I kept getting incapped by magic star, and then Specta accidentally killed me.

And then Integ tried to get me ahead after he pogofailed because he felt bad but it kept not working.

And then somehow I won at the end. It was great.

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#motherfuckingsorcerers

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ok, dick moves, but this isn't that bad, right

Then I went to the magic shop and bought a Tome of Magic. Then, next turn, Esme buys a Tome of Magic.

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Then, Darros buys a Tome of Magic.

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BEST WIN EVAR AMIRITE GUYS

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Jedi: Jedisupersonic may start!

Refa The Great says: he read your comment at jedi

Jedisupersonic rolled 4.

Jedisupersonic died.

Jedisupersonic says: WHAT

Refa The Great says: hahahaha

WHY

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Horace got an improbability device that killed everyone. CR had a magic star. Everyone else is dead and on spaces 0-10. And have skip-a-turn. SO MUCH STATUS.

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This is so good. I didn't win, but I didn't need to. I probably froze Horace like 5 times in this game, but what really matters is MY GLORIOUS 13 KILLS ((and somehow the least deaths)).

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Let the games begin!

Jedisupersonic may start!J

edisupersonic rolled 10.

Jedisupersonic became a Merchant.

Merchant Jedisupersonic went forward 2 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.

BANDITKEITH says: i got to a super text heavy part in gs anyway

BANDITKEITH rolled 10.BANDITKEITH became an overlord!

Overlord BANDITKEITH says: WOO

Merchant Jedisupersonic says: WHAT

Refa The Great says: NOT THE OVERLOAD

TheMightyShin the Magnificent says: NO

What a way to start.. Refa stole it almost instantly though, then Shin stole it from him. Which I then stole from him.

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But assassins beat overloads!

AND YOU THOUGHT HISTORY CLASS TAUGHT YOU NOTHING

I LOVE HISTORY THOUGH.

well your Creed was certainly good. :P

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Just played a game with IceSage, Refa, Terrador, and Esme. This is what happened:

Refa starts off the game, we all roll the dice and get our classes on round 1. On round 2, Refa gets prehistory event and changes everyone's names. Yep, we're stuck the entire game with those BG-generated names

Somehow got a triple victory that I didn't completely understand how had happened at first.

Incubus McBobbo attracted Incubus Ozzy The Great with his Tractor Beam Generator, who got pulled 13 spaces back..

Piss Saboteur Hillary Clinton says: FUCK ;/

Macho Priest Karkat Vantas lassoed Incubus Ozzy The Great successfully!

Incubus Ozzy The Great bought a Hand Grenade at the ACME Shop.

Incubus Ozzy The Great threw his Hand Grenade to space 137.

Incubus Ozzy The Great got knocked 7 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!

Macho Priest Karkat Vantas got knocked 9 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!

Incubus Ozzy The Great bought a Pogo Stick at the ACME Shop.

Incubus Ozzy The Great bounced 4 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.

Incubus McBobbo says: TOO SLOW SISTERS

Incubus Ozzy The Great bounced 3 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.

Incubus McBobbo says: I ALREADY INCAPPED A FUCKER

Incubus McBobbo says: NOOOOOOOO

Incubus Ozzy The Great seduced Macho Priest Karkat Vantas.

Incubus Ozzy The Great got infected with AIDS.

Incubus McBobbo says: I BLAME YOU

Incubus Ozzy The Great attracted Piss Saboteur Hillary Clinton with her Tractor Beam Generator, who got pulled to Incubus Ozzy The Great's space: 159.

Piss Saboteur Hillary Clinton won the game!

Incubus Ozzy The Great won the game!

Macho Priest Karkat Vantas won the game!

Macho Priest Karkat Vantas has earned [shared Victory]!

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Sorcerer Merchant BANDITKEITH bought a Tome of Magic in the Magic Shop.

Sorcerer Merchant BANDITKEITH opened up his Tome of Magic.

Inside are instructions for 4 spells.

Sorcerer Merchant BANDITKEITH read the instructions for Cards of Fate in his Tome of Magic.

Sorcerer TheMightyShin the Magnificent stole Sorcerer Merchant BANDITKEITH's Tome of Magic with his Telekinesis.

Sorcerer Merchant BANDITKEITH stole Sorcerer TheMightyShin the Magnificent's Tome of Magic with his Telekinesis.

Priest Paladin Brokuni says: WOW

Sorcerer Merchant BANDITKEITH used his Tome of Magic to change his own destiny with Cards of Fate.

Sorcerer Merchant BANDITKEITH got chased out the Magic Shop by the witch.

Sorcerer Merchant BANDITKEITH read the instructions for Life Shield in his Tome of Magic.

Assassin Priest Jedisupersonic says: lol

Sorcerer Merchant BANDITKEITH used his Tome of Magic to cast Life Shield on himself.

Observer Refa says: hahahaha

Sorcerer TheMightyShin the Magnificent says: NO

Observer LeaderR says: lolol

This was amazing.

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Merchant Goofball used his Wormhole to transfer 65 spaces forward!Merchant Goofball has earned[Wormhole]!Goofball skips a turn.Priest McBobbo The Great says: NO NOT MY UNICORN TEARSMerchant Goofball went forward 3 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.Assassin Kimbo used some Cocaine and feels awesome.Assassin Kimbo used his Light Wand to cast Speed Boost on himself, increasing speed by 4 for 3 turns.Assassin Kimbo starts to sprint.Assassin Kimbo rolled 8 + 21 = 29.Assassin Kimbo rolled 10 + 21 = 31.Kimbo had a Roll Streak of 2!Assassin LEEEEEROY says: lolPriest McBobbo The Great says: haxAssassin Kimbo didn't enter the ACME Shop.Teleportation device locked on target.Assassin Kimbo won the game!Assassin LEEEEEROY says: GGGGGAssassin Kimbo says: KAIO-KEN!!Priest McBobbo The Great says:MOST KILLS WORTH ITPriest McBobbo The Great says: uhPriest McBobbo The Great says: you didnt get achievementPriest McBobbo The Great says:sud've used cocaine againAssassin LEEEEEROY says: HA HA LOSERAssassin LEEEEEROY says: YOUR VICTORY MEANT NOTHINGPriest McBobbo The Great says: i made that mistake too :(Merchant Goofball says: How the?!
And screencap for proof. I AM BEST ASSASSIN EVER.

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AND ANOTHER

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kay kills herself and shin with rocket

roofa buys a lightsaber

proto death cards roofa

fuck

Holy crap, how did you get so many people for a BGO? Of course its one I coulden't join due to being busy ._.

Edit: Boron wanted me to post 2 pictures in response

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Just palyed a game with Imp, CR, and LeaderR over Skype.

ITT Darros can't priest:

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This was a nice timing thing though.

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It's one day away from being a necrobump I'm so timely.

Incubus Merchant PKL threw his Hand Grenade to space 163.

Incubus Merchant PKL got knocked 9 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!

Incubus Merchant PKL bought a Hand Grenade at the ACME Shop.

Incubus Merchant PKL bought a Pogo Stick at the ACME Shop.

Incubus Merchant PKL threw his Hand Grenade to space 171.

Incubus Merchant PKL got knocked 10 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!

Incubus Merchant PKL bounced 3 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.

Incubus Merchant PKL bounced 4 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.

Incubus Merchant PKL bounced 3 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.

Incubus Merchant PKL bounced 3 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.

Alchemist Priest Darros says: holy hell PKL

Incubus Merchant PKL bounced 4 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.

Incubus Merchant PKL can now be kicked after waiting too long! (Alchemist Priest Darros clicked for Incubus Merchant PKL)

Incubus Merchant PKL bought a Piano at the ACME Shop.

Incubus Merchant PKL tried to jump too high and jumped 32 spaces back.

Barbarian Assassin LeaderR says: gg

Incubus Merchant PKL says: NO

Before jumping back, PKL was a mere 2((ish)) spaces before the finish line. And then next turn Elliot just summons a wormhole and wins the game from space ~150.

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