General Horace Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 (edited) since casualty runs are the rage these days i decided to do one for FE4. This means a few things. In gen 1, there are 1-4 survivors (depending on what cuan/ethlin, Fin, and Deirdre do) and there is one survivor for gen 2. Unless I counted wrong. It's one death per castle by the way. [spoiler=To Jungby.] - ok guys time to head out glory to chalphy - yes sir - THWOMP - arden hurry up - its not my fault IS made me an armour - at least i don't die in three hits - wow who could possible die in three hits - THWOMP - master of foreshadowing anyway there's like no gameplay to the prologue its like run and kill stuff TEAM STATUS not capping levels, i'll just show this screen for stats after castles and arenas. no i did not promise humour Edited October 9, 2012 by General Horace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted October 4, 2012 Author Share Posted October 4, 2012 [spoiler=To Evans] - hey sigurd - must suck to be a lance user in axeland - no way man - i like 2 shot these chumps - yeah so does azel big deal - and we all know how good he is - fuck it im going in everyone knows earlygame bandits suck - yeah especially me - maybe i would know how good they were if they could hit me - five bucks says i live - deal - ha i win - double or nothing if you proc continue on that bandit over there - the odds are clearly in my favour - victory - NO ETHLIN - we need healing - ... - girl you're now a cleric - sir im not - - just do it - wait why are we attacking these bandits again - to find a cleric - oh yeah perfect we don't need you anymore - ... - DAMMIT GERARD - hahaha i knew i'd win - you did leave him at 3 hp and all - MINOR OVERSIGHT aaaaand stats chapter 1 to come later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 (edited) More casualties! One per castle? Damn, but at least you're making it entertaining! Good luck, Horace. (And guess we're gonna see the subs for Gen II.) Edited October 4, 2012 by ZM456 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriane Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Not...necessarily? Let me count. Oh, do the Lachesis and Sety castles count? How about len* in C7/C8? 0-1 Jungby, 0-2 Evans (2) 1-1 Genoa, 1-2 Marpha, 1-3 Verdane (3/5) 2-1 Nodion, 2-2 Heirhein, 2-3 Anphony, 2-4 Mackily, 2-5 Agusty (5/10) 3-1 Madino, 3-2 Silvail, 3-3 Orgahil (3/13) 4-1 Thove, 4-2 Silesia, 4-3 Zaxon (3/16) 5-1 Lubeck, 5-2 Phinora, 5-3 Velthomer (3/19) Sigurd and Diadora assumed immortal, because she always comes back anyway. (21) (Fin only returns in gen 2 so you can kill him in gen 1.) Cuan and Ethlin counted as 1 character for the purposes of dying, so add 1 to that. (22) Now you have two not-dead and not-Sigurd units left in gen 1 at the time Sigurd talks to Aida, or one if you didn't kill Fin give Fin a premature send-off, which makes a maximum of 4 children who can inherit. The rest are going to be subs. Actually, since it's 1 per castle, let's just say Sailane counts as a new castle. k? 6-1 Ganeishire, 6-2 Isaac/Sophara, 6-3 Rivough (4) 7-0 Lenster, 7-1 Yied, 7-2 Melgen, 7-3 Darna, 7-4 Alster (5/9) 8-1 Conote, 8-2 Manster, 8-3 Mease (3/12) 4/13 if you double count len* 9-1 Kapathogia, 9-2 Luthecia, 9-3 Grutia, 9-4 Thracia (4/16) 10-1 Chronos, 10-2 Rados, 10-3 Miletos, 10-4 Chalphy (4/20) F-1 Edda, F-2 Dozel, F-3 Freege, F-4 Velthomer, F-5 Barhara (5/25) Okay, that isn't going to work. And we didn't even count Peruluke separately. I guess Isaac/Sophara count as 1, and len* doesn't count at all. That makes 23, Celice being immortal and Julia being the Barhara sacrifice. I look forward to seeing your log of the Final! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Ardan for president! Keep at it, you won't need anyone other than your lord by the end of each generation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffPuff Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 [spoiler=To Evans] - i like 2 shot these chumps - yeah so does azel big deal - and we all know how good he is lol Shit mov and needing the Leg Ring's the only way that he can possibly catch up unless u aren't playing for rank that is. And u have phail hit. Ardan for president! Keep at it, you won't need anyone other than your lord by the end of each generation. Unless he's prone to sleep and cream which that is also the cause of defeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted October 4, 2012 Author Share Posted October 4, 2012 (edited) sorry unintentional Edited October 4, 2012 by General Horace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted October 4, 2012 Author Share Posted October 4, 2012 oh yeah, i'm not counting allied casltes, like Nodion, or Manster, since you don't have to seize them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBM Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Is use of Valkyrie to bring back someone who was killed by the RNG allowed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted October 4, 2012 Author Share Posted October 4, 2012 im gonna say no that'd be kinda cheap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted October 6, 2012 Author Share Posted October 6, 2012 back for chapter 1 [spoiler=up to recruiting ayra] TEAM HEAD OUT this section was actually harder than i remember without just sigurd destruction or ethlin's healing lex still got his useless hand axe though - i'll take the point sir, there's no way i'll get killed by an 18% like alec - sure whatever man he was a chump anyway - oh shit - COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE - dude i can't believe you dodged two 74's - i bet you can't dodge another 18 - KARMA BITCH - holy shit how did you fuck up killing noish - i blame my shitty weapon - fair enough - omg aideen i luv you - lets face it neither of us are going to live long enough anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted October 6, 2012 Author Share Posted October 6, 2012 [spoiler=to SANDIMA] - ARDAN WILL CHOKE THIS POINT - ok guys when he weakens everything for use lets steal his exp - YESSIR - COMMENCE OPERATION - hey ardan - THWOMP - there's only enough exp for one shitty five move unit - whoever gets the bosskill first wins - so close... to level 6... - thanks bro - follow all my orders alright men - even when i inevitably changes sides due to having a unique sprite - aww how come you didn't kill midir before you joined - my men weren't coded to follow my orders to carry out mass deforestation until the SHIN PATCH - turns out they forgot my orders as well (also fuck me i lost my relive staff and warp) lol - haha sigurd you're such a scrub you don't have as much attack as i do - or my bosskilling capabilities Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 NOOOOO ARDAN, also Horace your updates are brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 That book weighs as much as Murdock, clearly Dierdre is the best for having even 5 move while lugging the fatass wepon around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Starwind Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 This really is entertaining. However, I could never do this because I feel dirty when people die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBM Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 That book weighs as much as Murdock, clearly Dierdre is the best for having even 5 move while lugging the fatass wepon around. Think about BYRON, with his 30 weight Broken Sword that manages to be heavier than Merlinus and all his goods... WITH 9 MOVEMENT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Think about BYRON, with his 30 weight Broken Sword that manages to be heavier than Merlinus and all his goods... WITH 9 MOVEMENT. Well, there's a reason he's dying, and it's not because of wounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Generally when your weapon weight is the same as your HP, you're gonna be in trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Byron is easily the manliest character in any FE. He is escaping an army with that weapon (doing a bad job but I mean give him a break). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 No! Not Ardan, Horace you're a monster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted October 7, 2012 Author Share Posted October 7, 2012 blame Lucina! he RNG'd it! Trust me I wanted him to live also i almost couldn't save the bargain ring village since a 6 move unit had to die lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted October 8, 2012 Author Share Posted October 8, 2012 back in action for chapter 2 [spoiler=Chapter 2] unit stats saving these idiots was a pain all chapter especially at the start with my lack of mounted power. nobody can use it so who cares until one of lachesis or fin promote noooo pursuit ring oh my god the nodion idiots prevented me from killing off the unit i needed to kill off i want MASTERKNIGHT LACHESIS that you are you almost cost me the bargain ring you twat just kidding holyn is like my favourite gen 1 foot unit D: - now im more like lex - minus a horse, hero weapon and durabillity - WAIT TILL I PROMOTE BITCH STRATEGIC ERROR also, somehow i forgot to screencap Sylvia dying and everything up until the below picture got lost too NOT JAMHUKA WHY ARE ALL THE MOTHERS INSTANTLY DYING hahahaha suck it shagaal i forgot to take screenshots or something for the like whole chapter i am like the worst person ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Replica Model Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 This is pretty funny! Can't wait to see how you handle the later chapters! If its even possible. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted October 8, 2012 Author Share Posted October 8, 2012 (edited) wellll i'll say now that gen 1 is finished im really not looking forward to chapter 10 and Final, those are bound to be tough EDIT - added a topic poll in for fun if you know please don't vote, or at least don't make it obvious that you do know if you vote anyway. Gen 2 should be a lot more interesting gameplaywise depending on who I lose as well. Edited October 8, 2012 by General Horace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 I'm actually hoping Briggid died, so Patty won't have to in Gen II. Better she not exist so she won't die painfully. Can't wait to see chapters 3-5, and good luck with Gen II. You're definitely gonna need it, especially for 10 and Final. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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