FE4 Castle Tag Team Run

[Baldrick]

You would've gotten the save with it done already, but I wanted to save that village near Fee.

[SgtSmilies]

Is there actually a pursuit ring in the desert? What if you passed down the other one?

[Jedi]

Is there actually a pursuit ring in the desert? What if you passed down the other one?

Nope there isn't, me and Baldrick were just having a little fun with a gag that started all the way back in chapter 3

[General Horace]

oh yeah i should probably update this

last time i did anything it was an extremely dull section

this time is (surprise) an extremely dull section

[spoiler=stuff]

this is more or less how things were left

leaf and co are all like base stats around lenster and arthur is still searching for the pursuit ring

PROSTRAT

fuck stop going to leaf arthur can't run that fast

wait fuuuuuuck

arthur still has to cross the desert

this might be interesting

Surprisingly good bases

MUST WARP ARTHUR SOUTH

OOPS I GOOFED

MUST IMPROVISE

SO CLOSE

LESTER IS THE BEST AT CHOKING POINTS

FUUUUU DOESN'T HAVE WARP

CURSE YOU BALDRICK

FATAL FLAW

OW

after slowly killing off all her friends tinny retreated back to get more exp for me

FINALLY

ONLY TOOK LIKE 35 TURNS

RIDING ACROSS THE YIED LOOKING FOR LACHESIS

im so bad must rely on balmung

oh yeah i was doing this castle lol

I bet she's fine

whether lucina thinks the same or not is in his hands...

[Refa]

Spoiler- Lucina forgot

what a dunce

[Ema Skye]

My part took me all of 4 minutes. Thanks Horace. =)

[spoiler=4 MINS OF FE4]

/me plays Winning Road

Just keep moving Serlis.

Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming.

This is appropriate

It's even better with the Opera Youtube Loop Feature. =]

ALMOST DONE SWIMMING

...and somehow I managed to still screw up. :/

[Darros]

Dancers are for the weak!

[General Horace]

and not for the forgetful

[CT075]

dammit horace that was my party trick

[General Horace]

i did it to protect our units bro

[riariadne]

"oops I forgot the dancer"

and people are believing this

smh

[Shin]

And you all thought I'd do the most trolling. Also, I want my turn, I haven't had a castle since chapter 3.

[Jave]

All the Dancer does is make the game go faster. The longer this takes the better.

[Refa]

I'm back, to save everyone from their incompetence, insert egotistical comment here (...in America?), etc etc.

[spoiler=The Star Warrior Arena]

Well, let's see what you bums screwed up today.

the fuck

Apparently Arthur is our highest leveled dude for some not-really adequately explained reason. Maybe he freed all of the statues in the Yied Shrine. They don't need to be sentient to give 100EXP, do they?

SB you scub, you were supposed to get Rezire. Don't worry readers, I have an amazing plan!

And Lucina forgot to get Laylea, that makes things for my amazing plan much easier...

...if I was a masochist.

Way better than any Lex!Arthur of mine.

Noone remembered to take these out of poor Delmud's storage? Well, fear not, I did! Actually, I just stumbled upon these by accident...

Not Azel! How does he have any STR at all? Oh right, Minor Hezul.

So after having Delmud finish off the arena, I pawn off the Hero Sword. I'm sure someone else could use it more.

Well, Patty could use one of them magicky swords so she can chip in the chapter for some easy EXP/gold.

Patty < Paladin. Keep note of this for later, I'll blow your fucking mind.

I know someone else who could really use that money, and she's on this screen!

Apparently the act of giving money for thieves like, builds character or something. And character = EXP yes.

The master plan is underway!

Holy weapon guys are the best guys.

I'm sure she'll make great use of that there Hero Sword, guys. That's uh...the real reason I'm using the new translation! Everyone wants the Hero Sword, sword of the kings and whatnot, but when under the guise of Brave Sword, "ehhhh...you can have it".

So good guys! Always beating the arena guys!

Isn't that her base STR?

What can I say, I'm a fan of the cannon.

Celice is amazing at clearing the arena, even with a chump weapon like the Slim Sword. Note that I will later retract this statement because he is sort of balls against Zenon.

This must be like, also cannon or something.

Thanks Bargain!

Way better than he was in FE5.

That sure is Fin. And with that, the boring arena times are done!

[spoiler='Chaputah 8- Wherein Celice runs to Alster which is like Manster but far less painful, Leaf hides in some bushes, and points are being choked....BY THE OTHER TEAM]

Now to do this for a kajillion turns until she can promote. Master plan wasn't all that it was hyped up to be, I give it an 88/100, rent before buying.

The not-quite-as-masterful plan is to have Shanan draw in the jerks and have everyone in this unit tagteam them. Fair!

All of my other horsemen will be assisting Lenster. Normally I'd have Celice go there, but...yeaaaah, he's kind of missing the essential qualification to join the horse brigade!

Fin shall soften up the enemy army...geez, I sure hope he'll be OK.

Good job Fin.

He'll barely be able to kill this armour, what happened to you Celice? Surely changing your name to Serlis didn't hurt that much?

Could be worse. Could be the HITMAN OF CONNACHT or however the fuck you spell that.

WHY

Shanan is hogging all of the kills. :\

Wow, he managed to hit. I know it looks like he didn't but, but trust me, he did hit.

Great Shield, so helpful for me in this case.

One step closer to Lord Knight!

Muhammad's gravestone:

"RIP General Muhammad- Death by Patty. If a scrub like that can become general, anyone can! In fact, I think I'll go sign up as one right now! -Ridale"

Fin is the best, QED.

This is new. Leaf must be worse than I thought for troubadours to think that they got a chance in a fight with him.

Or maybe they're just suffering from an unusual bout of stupidity.

Tinny strategy worked a bit too well, noone could even hit her. Must be all of that luck...

There we go!

NO

ITS NEVER GOING TO WORK QUIT IT

Mars/Mar-Mar/Marthipan/Marth/Alm/Sigurd Jr./Celice/Serlis/Shirley/Ephraim's Not-Evil Twin Brother/Ike/Mike/Eisenhower is getting closer and closer to promotion point.

Oh dear...

NO

NO

NO

NO

Edited October 26, 2012 by Refa

[Jedi]

And Refa strikes gold with his wittiness yet again. Too many funny lines to really point any 1 or 2 out hahahaha. Can't wait for the 2nd part of the update.

NO LENSTER! THRACIA 776 HAS BEEN MADE TOTALLY IRRELEVANT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY MUST WE SUFFER SO!?

Edited October 26, 2012 by Spirit Detective Jedi

[Refa]

[spoiler=FOR LENSTER]

Thank god for that Continue proc, I think they were trying to like, TRIANGLE ATTACK him. And that would be horrid because I can't reset. That's right folks, we can all thank Horace for the demise of Lenster, because it certainly wasn't my fault in any way!

Such chumps.

You Should Click On This Then Wait Dramatically At The Next Screen For Twelve Seconds

Julia has received 12000 rupees!

The only fitting end for the bastard that killed Lenster. Now if only Fin could wield Gae Bolg...

This could be looking better, but I has master plan; not just any ordinary master plan either. This time, with feeling!

Step 1- Make absolutely sure that Ishtar is not breathing. So close to a OHKO!

PLAN FAILED, nah I'm kidding, I like Ishtar anyways, so it's all cool if she ragequits.

I just wish she was like, pairable with your second gen dudes and not with an intimate relationship with Satan. I ship SetyxIshtar, if you were wondering.

Step 2- Whatcha gonna do now, punk?

I have a confession to make...I never quite got the hang of saving villages.

NO I CANT LET HIM DESTROY ANOTHER I MUST REDEMPTION

Of course one must never forget his duty to his wallet.

Best chip. Uh...actually it looks god awful, but keep in mind, that's the Cutter, destroyer of armors, bane of Ardan!

Faval has bad hit.

WORTH IT

"Well, not we in particular, but this handsome ass dude named Aless, but you get the point"

WORTH IT

Actually, I did hit him once out of 3 attacks.

This guy right here? Fuck him. Blocked/dodged/tanked a whole set of Astra. What the bastard wasn't counting on was a second Astra proc.

Worst uncle ever.

Shirley is a hero! Shame noone will know of it because the time loop is broken.

STILL WORTH IT

Capped luck already, what a boss.

He cleared the arena no problemo, but what is this, Ichieval is like, seriously low on the uses man.

Gogogo Celice.

You...couldn't have done better than that? This goes for both sides.

Blume is such an asshat.

NO NOW SHE CANT BUY A TOME AFTER PROMOTION

Nah, just kidding, I had Patty complete her pilgrimage.

You're the one attacking him! What, did you see the blue paint on him? You can't just shoot bolts of lightning at dudes and claim they're betraying you! IT. DOES. NOT. WORK. THAT. WAY.

Fin is a champ.

And then I like beat the chapter or something I don't even know, next person!

A certain someone with the Wind tome ORKOed the boss, no bias!

Edited October 26, 2012 by Refa

[Baldrick]

Julia favourtism!

You are my brave!

[Darros]

Refa made everything all nice and symmetrical for me

Seems Trabant also wasn't a fan of the worst uncle ever either.

Trabant wants to MASSACRE the world.

This game is so full of Sass.

Spoiler Alert: Altenna is adopted.

Kind of beacuse there's no bridge

It's okay, he has HOLSETY!

welp

;)

This makes sense.

Where the hell is that.

No kill like OVERKILL

LexArthur sucks because he like doesn't take damage

Sety sucks because he can't kill swordmasters

!

Sety should join the dark side. DARTH SETY

...she isn't

Sassy Levin.

Sety casually strays away from Fees crazy not-Wincest Incest.

didn't you like just talk to him what

FAREWELL LANA

NOW YOU CAN WEPON

This was probably a bad idea

On the plus side Yuria now has money!

Patty > Paladin

Patty < Myrmidon

Then Aless went blind. Good thing he gets 20 skill from Mistletoe!

So heroic!

Altenna goes and naps from Sety's request.

I disagree but sure think what you want

This might take a while

Excellent!

BYE LESTER

Not Jamkas son but he's still pretty good. No this doesn't mean I'm going to start being lenient on Aideen pairings. Killing Sylvia was still worth it!

This is relevant how

Sounds like NORTH KOLEA to me

long story short everyone in Thracia is dead

ok bye

[Jedi]

Levin is kind of a Jerk

[Shin]

Did somebody say jerk? Our army, well most of it, march into Thracia. Can our badly equipped heroes survive?

Original character, do not steal.

That old person in the castle's been telling you it's Midale for the last couple of chapters.

Nobody likes Sharlow anyway.

Don't worry, I have the perfect guards.

And besides, didn't you get killed in chapter 4?

Ha! Fixed it!

Note to self, get better guards.

Fee will save the villages... or something.

Woo! Celice is a goast!

So that's where our Elite Ring went!

Leaf shall choke the point!

Sure.

I pick on Hannibal because I can.

He really did give his life defending that castle.

No! Why!

I probably forgot Fee existed at some point.

Leaf needs some prayer lessons from Fin.

And for no good reason, Altenna decided not to obliterate Lana.

I forgot I had this.

This doesn't bode well for Mr. Sleep.

Yeah, let's rewind.

Abrakalester!

Fun fact, Lester got hit and was left with 3HP.

Kablammo.

Celice doesn't seem to be too convinced.

[Jedi]

Nice work Shin, its been awhile since you've had a part.. Can only blame the RNG for that though haha

[Xinnidy]

Out of nowhere comes that random person again, continuing the thracian march!

[spoiler=TO KAPPA TOWN]

Looking good, it seems shin was kinder than I-

OH GOD ALTENNA WHY. WHERE IS LEAF EVEN-

NO LEAF WHAT HOW.

Run, Lana! Run to warn the others!

So I decide to look in the chars to find stuff out and I find this:

GG SHIN.

But what's weird is that I also find this:

Um, code glitch?

Anyways Lester is gonna be nuked if things are the way they are.

BUT I HAVE MASTER PLAN!

THE BESTEST OF PRO STRATS.

Most people had cleared the arena but thankfully this guy can't beat the final baron lol.

SUCCE-

NOOOOOO ADEPT WHYYYYY

LOAD STATE!

NO ADEPT THIS TIME GOOD.

Ohai fee you exist.

It took me a while to notice her lol.

Meanwhile lana still runs to find the rest of the team, and Fin continues to suffer tornado wounds to save Leste-

OH GOSH NO

LOAD STATE!

And this routine keeps up for a while.

PROGRESS IS MADE.

TO THE MOTHERSHIP.

AND YOU GET OUT.

SAME TRICK WON'T WORK TWICE BETCH

Aaaand Faval levels up from Altenna's pals. :>

T'was a good level up but I forgot it now.

GRAB ALL THE MONEIZ

Hanibal actually attacks leaf if he gets in range, and I had no money on any staff user to repair sleep staff, so...

This episode is sponsored by Fin's arena aboos.

Respect the Fin.

ALL VILLAGES GET.

RUN, LEAF, RUN!

GG ALTENNA.

NO

JUST JOIN ALREADY

Welp, after a session of Family Issues: The Game...

She goes back home and we're greeted with her not-father's squad.

Welp.

Hannibal used Sleep Talk!

But it failed!

FOR GREAT EXP.

Since I'm already doing so much aboos I don't have to worry about you-

Umm.... that kinda wasn't supposed to happen...

Uhhh.... UHHHH....

NEW ARENABOT GOGOGO!

Foe Hannibal woke up!

Um okay.

LET'S PLAN IT BETTER

FIRST, THE TROUBLESOME ABOOS.

NOW WITH 10% LESS HIT.

PRO GUARDS

We survive the first turn but then I realize trabant's authority stars will screw Delmud up.

WELL, SO LONG TRABANT.

Then delmud gained great EXP.

Julia: "hmm, Arthur? Y-you look distressed lately..."

Arthur: "Ah... that's right. I'm burdened with fulfilling my dad's wishes..."

Julia: "Your... Dad's?"

Arthur: "Oh, you see... I saw my dad in the desert, or should I say, I saw his ghost."

Julia: "G-ghost?!"

Arthur: "Well... uh... He asked me to fulfill his last wish, to find the treasure he's been pursuing for so long."

Julia: "...Treasure? What kind of treasure?"

Arthur: "Ah, it's... a ring, the Pursuit Ring, the treasure my father longed for... I searched through the sands of Yied, but in the end I came back empty-handed..."

Julia: "Oh... how sad... Do you have a clue or anything that can lead you, though?"

Arthur: "Um, no. I did hear it was lost somewhere... in a small peninsula... or was it a beach?"

Julia: "A small peninsula? I think there's one to the south, to the coast side. Why don't we go search there?"

Arthur: "Whoa, you'd help? Thanks, Julia. That means a lot to me."

Julia: "Ah, It's nothing really... Let's get going!"

-----

Hannibal wakes up again and I find out his AI is set to get more reinforcements, but won't attack Patty even if in range.

Derp AI is Derp.

MEANWHILE IN MOTHERSHIP:

FROM CHUMP TO CHAMP

Who cares about defence anyways.

After issues happen and her not-father hits the dust, we get Altenna!

Now, with both Sharlow and Altenna on my team, CUE THE GRINDING.

PRO CLASS.

BACK TO KAPPA TOWN:

RECRUIT YOUR OLD MAN. (also I took the not-so-trouble to grind and promote sharlow phew)

HANIBARU *shot* GET.

GREAT SHIELD OF THRACIA.

And recruiting him makes the castle ours instantly so my work ends here!

A bit long but I hope you guys liked it!

[Xinnidy]

BUT IS THAT ALL?

[spoiler=MEANWHILE, THOUSANDS OF TILES AWAY]

Still nothing... Julia, we should go back.

Oh... that's a shame... can't we really search any more?

Uh... No, I don't think that's a good idea. Last time I searched the desert, Celice was panicking and getting all angry because he needed me to rush to Alster as fast as possible.

But... but we can be so close... more... just a little more...

MORE! SEARCH MORE, DAMMIT.

Wha- U-um... O-okay... J-just a bit more...

Derp post is complete.

Had to separate in two because image limit. @_@

Edited October 28, 2012 by Xinnidy

[Jedi]

Hahahahaah Poor Arthur, nice update Xinn also.. WHY SHIN WHY DID YOU GLITCH CELICE AND PAIR HIM WITH

SHANAN

Also yay we got past Family Issues, now later we shall get to Family Issues 2: Electric Boogaloo in FE3 [aka Elice being kidnapped]

[Xinnidy]

Hahahahaah Poor Arthur, nice update Xinn also.. WHY SHIN WHY DID YOU GLITCH CELICE AND PAIR HIM WITH

SHANAN

Also yay we got past Family Issues, now later we shall get to Family Issues 2: Electric Boogaloo in FE3 [aka Elice being kidnapped]

Funny thing is

patty and shanan are lovers, but celice has shanan as his lover too.

Love triangle~

hahaha FE3.

Soon... maybe.