Gold Vanguard Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Fire Emblem has taught me that Sword>Axes Axes>Lances Lances>Sword Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppy Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 It's taught me to choke that point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 That Japanese games shaft archery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batter the Beast Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 It has taught me that one can jump over thunder and meteors. It has also taught me that one can dodge anything by leaning back just a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJThom_2009 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 It has taught me that the RNG can bite you back even if you quit playing another game that also uses RNG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konnor97 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 It taught me that jumping backwards can make you dodge a throwing knife/spear. I has also taught me that there are people who can transform into dragons, big cats, tigers, lions, wolves, hawks, ravens, and herons. Also some people can transform into dragons or giant rabbit-like creatures with special rocks. It has taught me that people can change what they're good at just by using a special crest/at will, but only at headquarters. It has taught me that by using a special crest, you will magically get new clothes, the ability to know how to use a new weapon just like that, and possibly a horse. It has also taught me that in some cases, people who are good with swords and are on foot can travel distances farther than those with books, bow and arrows, axes, lances, or special sticks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Taught me that no matter how many time a character dies, with a quick flicker of reset, he or she is alive again as if nothing happened and time rewinded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 It taught me that jumping backwards can make you dodge a throwing knife/spear. I has also taught me that there are people who can transform into dragons, big cats, tigers, lions, wolves, hawks, ravens, and herons. Also some people can transform into dragons or giant rabbit-like creatures with special rocks. It has taught me that people can change what they're good at just by using a special crest/at will, but only at headquarters. It has taught me that by using a special crest, you will magically get new clothes, the ability to know how to use a new weapon just like that, and possibly a horse. It has also taught me that in some cases, people who are good with swords and are on foot can travel distances farther than those with books, bow and arrows, axes, lances, or special sticks. Epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 It taught me that if there's someone that you really like, they'll fall in love with you if you stand next to them long enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 (edited) It taught me that jumping backwards can make you dodge a throwing knife/spear. I has also taught me that there are people who can transform into dragons, big cats, tigers, lions, wolves, hawks, ravens, and herons. Also some people can transform into dragons or giant rabbit-like creatures with special rocks. It has taught me that people can change what they're good at just by using a special crest/at will, but only at headquarters. It has taught me that by using a special crest, you will magically get new clothes, the ability to know how to use a new weapon just like that, and possibly a horse. It has also taught me that in some cases, people who are good with swords and are on foot can travel distances farther than those with books, bow and arrows, axes, lances, or special sticks. And Konnor wins the thread. But what it taught me is that. If I'm skilled enough I can back flip 20 feet in the air while spinning towards my opponent and hit them with a sword. Also if a Sword is cool enough it can shoot laser beams and/or Fire Edited December 14, 2012 by Jediwaki Kuno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kramy Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 It taught me to be extremely paranoid about keeping my guys alive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xinnidy Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 (edited) It taught me that INCEST is EVIL! FEMINISTS too but that's a given. It also taught me that I can only use something made of steel after hitting stuff with something made of iron 50 times or whatnot. Edited December 14, 2012 by Xinnidy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 That you can still function well after taking an axe to the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Taught me that a man can single handedly take down a dragon, and that video game characters feel no weight on there shoulders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cain Magnus Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 (edited) It's taught me that walking diagonally does not exist. Also, if I move or attack anything, I'll turn grey all over for some inconvenient reason and can't move at all...unless someone dances for me or sings to me and I can run around like a crazy person again, only to turn back grey moments later. Edited December 14, 2012 by Magnus Blade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iridium Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 (edited) If I believe hard enough, I can carry a man riding a horse and still do flashy sword attacks as necessary. Additionally, if I attack someone by throwing something at them, they won't notice me. Even if I'm carrying a man on a pony. Edited December 14, 2012 by Iridium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone2Ground Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 The definition of Quintessense. I actually broke out laughing when that came up in the vocab test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comet Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 (edited) It has taught me to not mess with people who have books. It has also taught me any person can become over 4 times stronger over 2 months if you really try(Or 5 times in 2 weeks if your name is Est). And if you're lucky, you can dodge wind, blizzards, fire, meteors, lightening bolts, light, and darkness. And if you're almost dead, you fight as well as when you're not even scratched. You can also fall asleep when standing. You can heal people if you tie a glittery rock on a stick and wave it over their head. Oh, and horses can't walk through water. If you're a Pegasus knight and you class change, you can sometimes upgrade to a wyvern. Edited December 14, 2012 by astra knight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeiji Koishi Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Swords can shoot lasers. And fire. And tornados. And blades of wind. And bigger wind blades. And take people's life force and feed them to it's user. And can descend slower if someone throws it in the air and jumps towards it. And change shape depending on it's user. And pierce armor. And hurt mounted units alot FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE. And be thrown like a Javelin. And have awesome crit rates. And make you class change if your name is Roy. And can be held by you in one hand if you ride a horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blasied Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 All you have to do to deal exceptional damage is spin your weapon a bit before striking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 When people die they just fade away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 When people die they just fade away Yes. Star Wars also taught me this.. Fire Emblem and Star Wars are therefore... in the same universe. Mind = Blown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookoostrikes Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 That underage sex is A-okay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strunk Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 What has Fire Emblem taught me? Patience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 That if you try hard enough, you can walk on water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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