Refa Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Nothing Dammitiknewishouldhavebeenstudying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 (edited) Speak truth to RNG and RNG to truth. EDIT": To speak etc. Edited January 9, 2013 by Mouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vorena Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Taught me to respect turn-based strategic games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 If you hit someone with an axe, you can be hurt instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vorena Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Apparently you never learned that swords can do the same thing. Lance and bows are the only safe weapons around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Clearly you've never used the Broken Lance or the Short Bow. One is a detriment to your survivability and the other is a detriment to your funds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anouleth Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 it's taught me that blood and pain are the foods of a true warrior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Taught me how to choke points. It taught us all how to choke points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deranger Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Water is a solid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 - If you're dropped on a mountain, there's no telling where you'll land. - Armor Knights without their armor on are surprisingly fast and delicate. - Xane is the toughest Fire Emblem unit; he can stand on LAVA and live to tell about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rapier Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 - Ballistas are useless. - Rocks are as strong as pebbles. - You can never count on reinforcements to help you. They're just a bunch of Red Shirts who were supposed to help you, but will need YOUR help after they Leeroy Jenkins around and get owned. They're also jerks who steal all your EXP. - I still don't understand why axes are inaccurate and weak agaisnt swords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 My guess is that it might be harder to hit somebody with the edged end section of a weapon some feet long than it is to hit somebody with just about any part of a long and often double-edged blade, that the end section of an axe being heavier than the rest of it makes it relatively difficult to wield dexterously and still put in as much power as necessary, and that it'd be relatively easy for a sword user to parry massive axe swings as the axe user has to be wary of the sword getting under their edged end or swatting at it, perhaps except in the cases of the most skilled and powerful axe users. That is of course, however, a total layman's guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momo Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 You can cover up your race by putting on a cloak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rapier Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 You can cover up your race by putting on a cloak. And no one will suspect you if you do, even if it's a hot, sunny day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatLaguzFan Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 -If you give a little girl a shiny rock, they will become a huge dragon and oblitherate everything in their path. -Thieves have better eyesight then everyone else. -Sand slows down horsies. -You can still use cool magic books if you can't read. -If your army is full of wyverns riders, then your country is corrupt. -Pegasi hate guys. -Pegusus riders enjoy dying when I play FE -So does Heath. -If someone is ugly, they're probably evil. -Slow people are usually really terrible at fighting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zera Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 (edited) And books break if you read them too many times. Thats right, they BREAK... Wait, just what kinda books are we reading? Will my Harry Potters disintegrate if I read them too much? FE taught me that an enemy with a 2% crit rate can crit and kill you.... Edited January 25, 2013 by Zera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 (edited) Wait, just what kinda books are we reading? Spell books, of course. Edited January 25, 2013 by NinjaMonkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 It's ok to kill Clerics, Monks, Bishops, Priests, female dancers, and endangered Pegasi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Spell books, of course. So, Harry Potter books. He was right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silith Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Throwing your axe into the air makes it come down trice as hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToastyToast Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 you only have to stand next to someone for a while and talk 3 times to make them your wifu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 you only have to stand next to someone for a while and talk 3 times to make them your wifu. I'm one out of three with my prospect. I'll brief you on how it goes after the other two support conversations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Vanguard Posted January 26, 2013 Author Share Posted January 26, 2013 Fire Emblem taught me that if you look somewhat decent, your good guy. On the other hand if your ugly as sin your a heartless monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Kamina Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 (edited) Fire Emblem has taught me that if you have bad luck your more likely to randomly take 3x more damage when someone hits you than someone with good luck, unless the person who hits you is using bronze weapons. Edited January 27, 2013 by Zelos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliban of Sycorax Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 Fire Emblem taught me that if they have a sad backstory and clothed in red they're either the villain you don't want to kill or will join you later after betraying the others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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