Favorite quotes

[Lissa's Husband]

Pick a god and pray.

[Goblinaro]

Henry:

"Wow, *insert your name here.*

Do you ever sleep?
...Wait, are you undead?"

Nowi:

"Help...Goblinaro...

I'm sooo sleeepyyy..."

Gregor:

"Hello, *insert your name here*!

Why you not punch

the sack yet?"

Owain:

"Back, damn you! The

darkness is upon us!
My sword hand howls!"

Edited April 17, 2013 by Goblinaro

[Goblinaro]

Owain was killed because the game wouldn't let him have Shadowdarkness.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE IS

I gave Lucina a forged Brave Sword named Demonspank. :P

[Shadow Mir]

“Hm, it's funny, being close like this just feels...right. It's as if it was always meant to be.” —Cherche confesses her love to the Avatar

And I also like the parts where Cherche threatens people by saying that she'll have Minerva eat them (which she does in at least 3 S supports, one of whom is with Virion).

[Fairlee]

“Hm, it's funny, being close like this just feels...right. It's as if it was always meant to be.” —Cherche confesses her love to the Avatar

And I also like the parts where Cherche threatens people by saying that she'll have Minerva eat them (which she does in at least 3 S supports, one of whom is with Virion).

You remind me of Cherche x Henry support!

Henry: Fantastic! This is great, Cherche! You and me are gonna be a family!

Cherche: … I think you're forgetting someone.

Henry: Who, Chrom? Well, I guess he can be involved somehow, but that seems… Oh, you mean Minerva! Nya ha ha! I almost forgot! Yeah, of course! Minerva'll be a part of the family, too!

Cherche: … Was your first thought really CHROM?!

Pure gold.

[Ins4nity]

Yarne & Morgan S Support

Morgan: I just wanted to ... touch you

Yarne: ...What's that supposed to mean?

(random dialogue)

Morgan: Aw, worst boyfriend ever! You're no fun at all...

Yarne: You don't want a boyfriend. You just want a ragdoll you can abuse!

Morgan: Ah ha ha. I totally do!

Morgan(F) is such a sadist :3.

[Wake]

This actually happened:

(Aversa)"Oh my. What's that lascivious grin? Are you plotting to kill me, or...?"

(Cordelia)"Ha ha! Where did you get that idea? I just like being in good company, that's all."

What made her think that? Seriously Cordelia? It might be the lascivious grin. Just maybe.

[algae]

Morgan(F) is such a sadist :3.

For all the talk about the Morgans having the same personality, I don't remember Morgan-M being that much of a troll.

It's pretty disappointing.

[Tango]

This game has so many great lines!

Eh, pretty much anything Henry says can substitute.

Ditto! Pretty much anything that comes out of Henry or Owain's mouths are amazing.

Oh god, I love Henry. One time I landed on one of those magic-sparkly-support-gain tile things, and Henry's response to something that was probably along the lines of "hey, we should be friends" was: "I want to die a horrible, bloody death that's completely painless... I don't like ouchies." My favorite thing ever is Henry and Cherche's S-support, though. And all of his Olivia supports. Aaaand "YEAH BLOOD!!!!", plus all of his "blahblahblah something gruesome and horrible--oh man good times! Those were the days!"

Also, Inigo has some great lines. "Do you like tea? Because we like 'U!'" ...See, it's an alphabet joke!" and "The time you jumped out from that waterfall nearly gave me a waterfall in my pants."

Tiki and Say'ri had the most romantic support conversations in the entire game! "Long have you stood at my side, Say'ri. Always faithfully, but never as a friend. Only as guard, disciple, and servant. I find it terribly lonesome. I think you are a beautiful person, Say'ri, and I would call you an equal. ...A friend."

[Shadow Mir]

For all the talk about the Morgans having the same personality, I don't remember Morgan-M being that much of a troll.

Why do I think Female Morgan got a bit too much Jade Curtiss in her...?

[Silver Lightning]

Why do I think Female Morgan got a bit too much Jade Curtiss in her...?

Quite frankly I'd be scared shit if she did.....does she???

[Shadow Mir]

Quite frankly I'd be scared shit if she did.....does she???

Judging by this...

Yarne & Morgan S Support

Morgan: I just wanted to ... touch you

Yarne: ...What's that supposed to mean?

(random dialogue)

Morgan: Aw, worst boyfriend ever! You're no fun at all...

Yarne: You don't want a boyfriend. You just want a ragdoll you can abuse!

Morgan: Ah ha ha. I totally do!

Morgan(F) is such a sadist :3.

She might have gotten a bit of Jade in her.

Right then...

"To think my greatest joy would be found within this chaos... Your heart and mine shall be bound forever." -Say'ri confesses her love to the Avatar

"The worst part is that I had a REALLY good victory line picked out for when I won! Now it's totally wasted..." - Cynthia, C support with Male Avatar

"Nh... gnnkh... nnrrrgh... ! BWARGH! Wha-?! Risen! Wolves! Risen riding wolves! They're... all... Wait a moment..." -Avatar, C support with Lissa

[Jedi]

I will edit this later but the main level up quote I love comes from Say'ri

"I will use this power for the people!"

Also I quite love Lucina's "I challenge my fate" there are many many others I love but I don't have the time to list them until later. So until then these are what you get

[Ice Sage]

"Anything could change!"

"This is your last dance!"

"Just you and me!"
"Don't try this at home!"

"Checkmate!"

"Hope will never die!"

"You are so dead!"

"You're boring me!"

"Pick a god and pray!"

"Your last breath approaches"

and a lot more

[Anacybele]

I haven't posted here in awhile. I've got more favorite quotes now too. ^^

All of Gaius's critical lines, especially "So long, sucker!"

This bit from the end of Brady's paralogue made me crack up hard:

Brady: Oh, Ma!

Maribelle: Oh, Brady!

Chrom: Oh brother.

Also, I love when Donny goes "Yeah!" It's just cute to me for some reason. lol

Edited May 11, 2013 by Anacybele

[xguardo]

Pretty much anything Cherche says, but I find following especially funny:

*Cherche dual strikes with critical*

Cherche: Rest in pieces!

*Enemy falls all over the field*

MU: Now that's strategy.

Walhart: *tears of proudness*

Owain&Inigo, man those two are hilarious. And Severa. And Brady. And Morgan...ok pretty much every kid from the future. Although Lucina is pretty lame imo.

Fred: "In the end, I had to start Frederick's Fanatical Fitness Hour without you." Crossfit, anyone?

Well that wasn't really a favourite since this game has way too many of them to keep count.

[SB.]

Uh, pretty much all of Lucina's critical quotes. And Anna's battle quotes in general.

[Anacybele]

Fred: "In the end, I had to start Frederick's Fanatical Fitness Hour without you." Crossfit, anyone?

That does it, now I DEFINITELY think Frederick has some nice muscles under that armor. <3

Btw, where does he say this? It's priceless. XD

[Loki Laufeyson]

I haven't posted here in awhile. I've got more favorite quotes now too. ^^

All of Gaius's critical lines, especially "So long, sucker!"

This bit from the end of Brady's paralogue made me crack up hard:

Brady: Oh, Ma!

Maribelle: Oh, Brady!

Chrom: Oh brother.

Also, I love when Donny goes "Yeah!" It's just cute to me for some reason. lol

The Brady, Maribelle, Chrom exchange like that is even funnier when Chrom is Brady's dad.

*Cherche levels up! Cherche gets only one stat to proc*

"Oh shame on me..."

I love me some Cherche.

[Shadow Mir]

Speaking of 1 stat level ups, there's Owain's "Sinister forces conspire to hinder my growth!" and Inigo's "Please don't let any girls have seen that...".

[shadykid]

Speaking of 1 stat level ups, there's Owain's "Sinister forces conspire to hinder my growth!" and Inigo's "Please don't let any girls have seen that...".

let's start the "best level up quotes thread", everyone nominates one for each category (0-1 stats, 2-3, etc.)

[Robinigo]

"And worst of all, slightly embarrassing Tidbits!" Frederick, in the Roster Rescue DLC

"Oopsie!" Henry, when he dual attacks

"Gods, I've raised a philanderer..." Chrom, recruitment quote with Inigo

"Why are you not wearing any clothes?" Chrom, support with Female MU

"SACRED... STOOOOONES!" Owain, paralogue 5

The royal family seems to have been a little more memorable this time around.

[Lexington]

Right after the chapter where you meet the risen for the first time.

If you don't read the text, only listen to the sound:

"Marth": My name is Marth.

Chrom: Really?

"Marth": No.

Inigo's "Hey there" is on par with Captain Jack Harkness' "Hello"

from Chrom x Frederick ©

"I've taken measures to raise troop numbers and morale. I had an artisan create posters emblazoned with your noble image. It's milord in a bold pose-naked, save a scale in one hand and a sword in the other. And at your feet, I scrawled our new recruiting motto: "Chrom Wants You!" I had them pinned inside each and every tent. Surely the troops will be thrilled to rally behind their common leader, milord."

from Maribelle x Lon'qu (B)

Lon'qu:
Enough! I yield! Just remove your paw from me.

Maribelle:
PAW?! Why, you inbred, foul-tempered, lowborn gutter rat! Are you truly so averse to women that you must insult them at every turn?

Me: Ok, who's insulting who now?

from the Harvest Festival DLC Gerome x Inigo

Inigo
OW! Ow, ow, ow!

Gerome
Quiet, would you? I'm almost done.

Inigo
I can't help if it hurts!

Gerome
Hold still! You're making this harder than it has to be.

Inigo
I'm sorry! I'm just...not used to being manhandled like this... Please, Gerome, just promise me you'll be gentle!

Gerome
What the hell are you saying? Stop talking like that already!

Inigo
What? I just never expect you to have such a strong, firm touch...

Gerome
That! Words like that! You'll give everyone in earshot the wrong idea!

Fire Emblem A-Slash-ening

and many others I currently can't remember but will put here when I do.

Edited May 12, 2013 by Lexington

[Tamanoir]

Maribelle have some awesome parts.

Her claims that her dream is to be a "hairy barbarian".

Maribelle X Henry C support :

Henry : I really liked the lst bit where you started chatting with the flower.

Maribelle X Lissa :

Maribelle : My favorite blend...

Lissa : Is.. ?

Maribelle : Black tea infused with the still-warm blood of an adult grizzly bear.

[JSND Alter Dragon Boner]

Frederick: The knight's vow of loyalty still holds, but it is directed not to the land.
Nor is it to a castle, or to a town, or any particular place.
The vow is to the people who make up the realm.
As a knight, you owe fealty to Virion and the smallfolk of his domain.
You understand this and act accordingly. It is an honor to fight alongside you.

10/10

would Fred again