Aleph Posted March 18, 2013 Author Share Posted March 18, 2013 (edited) Well the idea I had for tie votes suggests that Broto's vote wins, so we're doing the mirrors. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Phase 17 ~ The mirror seems to have transported you to a different Hall of Mirrors than before. This one has a new foe to face, but she's a wonderful combination of pretty and easy to avoid. You avoid fighting her or her girlfriend. A fountain in the next room proves convenient for catching a break and getting a drink. Because you're not Jesus, you can't get enough height from jumping out of the water to reach the ledge above. You opt to fly up the rest of the way. Screw gravity. Geez, what's with all the perfectly shaped females attacking you in this place? It would be so much more convenient if you could just charm them out of fighting. It appears the path brought you to the Hall of Mirrors you usually visit. You're not sure if it matters which mirrors you use but find solace in knowing they're not too far apart. Perhaps you could search for some material wealth that would resolve your girl troubles. You could just try talking to them more. Or you could always run away from your problems and hop into another mirror. ← Castle Corridor ~ Romance → Inner Reflection↓ Edited February 26, 2014 by Izayoi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeiji Koishi Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 Let's get some. I meant material wealth, ofc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patricius Patrician Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 To know your enemies, you must know yourself! Or something. I vote for inner reflection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted March 23, 2013 Author Share Posted March 23, 2013 I have the pictures for the next phase but no one plays anymore soooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 ill play with you if you want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted March 24, 2013 Author Share Posted March 24, 2013 (edited) ~ Phase 18 ~Crave is a good word.He comes.Before you know, awake.Dreams are made winding through her hair...It's rude to interrupt, but manners are long obsolete.Alright let's do thisAll kids out of the pool.No tea parties. Somebody's gonna get hurt, come on.This tower is pretty tall.Give it a minute.Ah, there we are. Some nice soft rocks to break our fall.Just kidding. What long fall?Whoa, someone's panties are on backward.He's got the ass for them.So lonely. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~This phase is long and has been divided into separate parts. Enjoy this intermission in the meantime. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr8kYwJTt_4&fmt=18 Edited February 26, 2014 by Izayoi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kriemhild Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Circle of the Moon, whoa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeiji Koishi Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Holey shirt it's Circleof the Moon. And I started re-playing it from the beginning last week... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted March 25, 2013 Author Share Posted March 25, 2013 (edited) You bet your ass I'm gonna throw in some Circle of the Moon. The game was awesome. Music, characters, gameplay, all of it. I still say Nathan is the best Belmont even though he's not one. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Sure is navigable around here. Oh, how wonderfully labyrinthine and convoluted this castle is~Are we being serious right now?Like, did you guys really just chuck bombs at me?Oh, this is a card game. Thought maybe it was a fetish simulator because of...well, the whips. Guess it could be both. HA HA HA Japan.Fuck y'all lookin' at?This architecture doesn't seem accidental. Discourteous, maybe.Someone needs to clean their room.That's an awfully big bug zapper.How excitingly useless.Hi? Can I help you...? ShitshitshitshitshitThese better be the best damn Nikes on the planet.There's more blood in this bat than there is bat.Oh, good.This place has drugs.Dressing this poorly should be illegal.Have to appreciate the pedestal treatment.Where are the restrooms in this place?What was in that potion?Not falling for that again. Well, maybe just a nibble.Oh come on. Is this an addict ward?It even has armoured doors.Well crap. Maybe it's a pound and those potions were sedatives.Here, boy.Bad dog.You're getting euthanized for that.Cue PETA wasting everyone's time.How conveniently surreal.Almost to the cheese.Again with the tall tower crap?Maybe the holographs will be worth something.These hallucinogens are getting pretty violent.Everything is so vivid.I can see the air. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You've returned to the corridor in search of more killing utensils. Using your ability of flight, you easily breach an upward path, successfully planting yourself amidst a sea of ill mannered hooligans. 「あぁぁぁん～、助けてよ蒼真様～」 ← Engage ~ Endeavour → [No mirrors are nearby]↓ Edited February 26, 2014 by Izayoi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kriemhild Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Final Knight, you MUST ENDEAVOR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 endeavor of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeiji Koishi Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Ah Final Knights, I hate those bastards. Kill them dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patricius Patrician Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 "None shall pass." "I have no quarrel with you, good sir knight! But I must pass through this corridor!" "Then, you shall die." And thus, the epic battle begins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kriemhild Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 (edited) And the Final Guard's armor began to rust as it kept waiting... Edited March 31, 2013 by Lævateinn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patricius Patrician Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 (edited) It's not even a Final Knight anymore. It's a rusty heap of junk. Oh well, here's some awesome music. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bITzmY_7aj8 Edited March 31, 2013 by Patricius Patrician Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted April 1, 2013 Author Share Posted April 1, 2013 adobe flash plugin crashed again This computer is falling apart. I have shit I have to do before I can replace it. That final guard is just going to have to be dust in the wind until shit starts going my way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted April 3, 2013 Author Share Posted April 3, 2013 (edited) ~ Phase 19 ~Knock, knock.Too hot for you?Style points. Wait...Mulligan.Smooth.Timber.Hold still.Crunch.Can I get this to go?Ciao ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To focus on the knight, you eliminate the Gargoyle hovering nearby. It seems this hunk of metal has some reflexes despite how rusty it's become. It goes down quickly because of its weakened state. The Basilisk beyond is mystified by your quick footwork. You embarrass the Lubicants in the next room. The architecture around here seems redundant... A few pests ambush you, withering your stamina and motivation. Fortunately, all that's left is a fork in the path. Time to rest your body and put your mind to work: Will you climb the stairs that obviously lead to more trouble, or smash this wall in for science? ← Stairway to Heaven ~ Ball to the Wall → [No mirrors are nearby]↓ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9egkkYqQ5IM&fmt=18 Edited February 26, 2014 by Izayoi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeiji Koishi Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 And he's climbing the Stairway... to Heaven... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patricius Patrician Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Smashing walls for science! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kriemhild Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Ball to the wall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted April 6, 2013 Author Share Posted April 6, 2013 (edited) ~ Phase 20 ~Hi there.GADOOOOSH.Secret door secret door secret doorDelicious.This fool pops like Rice Krispies®.Unreal heir.Let's see what else is in this mental ward.Say some shit. I'm right here. Get at me.Bwned.Swag ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You master the art of shifting low hanging balls around. There's a strange piece of paper laying in the path on the other side of your vandalism. You're unsure if it's a trap and leap over it for now. The path you opened returns you to the Clock Tower. You establish dominance over the Harpies again and are startled by the Lightning Dolls from earlier. You're back where you were a bit ago. Now what? Maybe it's time to try something new... ← Spelunk ~ Fight a Dude → [No mirrors are nearby]↓ Edited February 26, 2014 by Izayoi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patricius Patrician Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 That dude has a cape, so he must be important! Let's rob him of his shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted April 7, 2013 Author Share Posted April 7, 2013 Various posts have been updated with improved versions of their original content. Also no one has tried anything new yet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 dude spelunking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted April 7, 2013 Author Share Posted April 7, 2013 NEW ROOL Tie votes will be broken using random.org Incidentally random.org is also what I'm using to generate passcodes for the new features in the game so don't try to cheat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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