Darros Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 "Water never saved anyone!" actually happened one time while I was at a funeral. The pastor was talking about baptisms, and how you didn't need to be baptized in order for your soul to be "saved". It was extremely awkward. Also the ever so classic "Do you speak Asian?". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadykid Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 "Water never saved anyone!" actually happened one time while I was at a funeral. The pastor was talking about baptisms, and how you didn't need to be baptized in order for your soul to be "saved". It was extremely awkward. Also the ever so classic "Do you speak Asian?". in all fairness, drinking water has a 100% mortality rate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mewyeon Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 One of my friends asked me 'how long was the one hundred days war?' and I thought they were being silly when I discovered it actually wasn't 100 days... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadykid Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 (edited) One of my friends asked me 'how long was the one hundred days war?' and I thought they were being silly when I discovered it actually wasn't 100 days... the Seven Year's War also lasted nine years if you count the North American part of the war (which is where it started anyway) of course us Americans don't do silly stuff like that, take that Europeans Edited May 30, 2013 by shadykid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 "It's a cake walk" - trying to walk with a cake is not easy. Hey man, i won all the cake walks in the school carnivals! So much cake... I die a little inside every time someone says this... Ugh yeah. "I couldnt care less!" UAAGHS Most people seem stupid because of their ignorance towards something. "Where are you from?" "Wales." "Where's Wales?" "It's in the UK." "Oh, where in England is Wales? Is it far from London?" "Jesus Christ." If I believe the person is willing to learn, I tend to try to educate them. Ooooouch. Most people who have a brain are aware that Wales is in the UK but not a part of England. But dont ask them to locate it on a map. hooo... Wow, that's like, 3rd Grade level stupid. Although I have met someone who thought that Asia was a country. He was in 8th grade. Now thats just wrong... Oh, people using the term cisgendered as an insult. Yeah ive seen that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadykid Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Oh, people using the term cisgendered as an insult. Yeah ive seen that. how many people even know what that means in the first place??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Oh that reminds me "The Avengers should be turned into comics!" They were based on comics, hello? "Thor is a Greek God right?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I've actually heard that facepalmed so hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Can't be worse than. "Are Marth and Roy in this game?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 how many people even know what that means in the first place??? Thats the question of the year, mang. ;) "Thor is a Greek God right?" Bloody hell.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadykid Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Can't be worse than. "Are Marth and Roy in this game?" they are both in Awakening question vindicated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwall Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Oh, people using the term cisgendered as an insult. Yeah ive seen that. I fear for our future, and not just because these folks seem to have failed organic chemistry (ya know, cis- and trans- isomers). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadykid Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 I fear for our future, and not just because these folks seem to have failed organic chemistry (ya know, cis- and trans- isomers). not sure if serious.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwall Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 My implication was that a student of organic chemistry can ostensibly figure out that a cis-gendered man is someone who was born with a penis and identified as a man throughout his life, seeing as a cis-stereoisomer is one in which the functional groups are on the same side of the double bond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 "there's no such thing as a white tiger" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadykid Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 My implication was that a student of organic chemistry can ostensibly figure out that a cis-gendered man is someone who was born with a penis and identified as a man throughout his life, seeing as a cis-stereoisomer is one in which the functional groups are on the same side of the double bond. I don't know how many people actually took organic chemistry and then thought to apply this here though.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 My implication was that a student of organic chemistry can ostensibly figure out that a cis-gendered man is someone who was born with a penis and identified as a man throughout his life, seeing as a cis-stereoisomer is one in which the functional groups are on the same side of the double bond. How many people on average do you think are aware of that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 "Canada is American" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint of Games Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 "Superman `s only foe is Lex Luthor" Metallo,Parasite,Brainiac,Bizarro,Zod,Toyman,Solaris, freaking Darkseid. Those do not count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Forgot Doomsday, who "killed" Superman. Also, how about. "Batman needs more villains than just the Joker and Dick Grayson needs to grow up." HELLO. BATMAN HAS THE BIGGEST ROGUES GALLERY AND THE MOST FRIGHTENING VILLAINS. And Grayson is grown up and even took the mantle of Batman for a period of time after Final Crisis. The second robin did "die". Tim Drake took it and grew up. Stephanie Brown assumed the role for awhile. And the new robin is Batmans SON. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 "so if you closed all the doors and windows, would gravity eventually run out?" "no, if you haven't slept with anybody in 18 months, you get your virginity back" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 How many people on average do you think are aware of thatIt wad taught to me in high schoolIm 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 It wad taught to me in high school Im 15 T-too kawaii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vapo Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 "numbers only go up to 1000" I wish I was kidding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadykid Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 It wad taught to me in high school Im 15 people forget a lot of things they learned when they were 15 once they're 30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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