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Poor choice of wording

lacking both rhyme and reason

Hardly poetic

Hey, only like two of those statements are accurate!

Go criticize an armor knight for not being fast or something >:(

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Manlier than Marthipan?

Here is the summary of Sheeda's sex life in Shadow Dragon

Starting from Chapter 1

"He's very important to me. And the world... But mostly to me. So do as I ask, Ogma. Keep him safe. That's my first and last request."

Translation: Marth is nerfed and is kind of sucks in this game, so please,by all means protect him so we don't get a game over while I solo the map in H5

Chapter 8

Marth: Sheeda, recruit that Knight!

Sheeda: Tell me, do you believe in love?

Roger: Uhhh

Sheeda: Do you believe in your Lord Spear of Win? Creator of Sky and Earth, that sits on the right side of your almighty Lord?

Roger: Yes!

Chapter 20

Marth: Sheeda, I need to seize!

Lorenz: I have MANLY growth and MANLY EYEPATCH! Gods fear my tnt!

Sheeda: I have Spear of Win

Lorenz: MAD LOGIC!*

*DemiseEnd note: Lorenz actually said Mad Logic in the convo

And now, the ending

Marth: Can we have a child now?

Sheeda: Sure, *Stabs Marth with her Spear of Win

Manry as fuck

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