Attack the Poster Below!

[DragonFlames]

*Nihil'ed*

*places a woopee cushion on the next poster's chair*

[null]

*casts fire to incinerate the whoopie cushion*

*throws a kodachi at the next poster's head*

Edited May 6, 2020 by twilitfalchion

[Shadow Mir]

*shield bashes it away*

*summons a King Dodongo to attack the next poster.... with two more King Dodongos as backup*

[Emperor_Siegfried]

I'm atop the nearest cliff where they can't get me.  Nananananana!

*Ties and binds the next user upside down to a gravity inversion table.*

[null]

*uses gravity quirk to correct the gravitational pull while using a pocketknife to cut the ropes tying me up*
 

*whips out the SotC to grab the next poster and fling them into an abyss*

[WeAreNewcastle1053]

*jetpacks away from the abyss*

*bluescreens the next poster*

[Emperor_Siegfried]

*Hits the reset button a dozen times.*

*Plays Benny Hill theme around the next user for 24 hours.*

[WeAreNewcastle1053]

*plays my own music instead*

*throws the next user into DOS mode*

[null]

*uses advanced technical skills to escape DOS mode*

*pelts the next poster with figs while they are trying to sleep*

[DragonFlames]

*eats all the figs*

*has Severa whip the next user with her pigtails*

[WeAreNewcastle1053]

*puts spiders in her hair so she has no choice but to run*

*hurls COVID-19 on the next person*

[Ottservia]

Uses “detox” ability to wipe away all unconventional status ailments.

Summons Satanael to attack the next poster

”PILLAGE THEM, SATANAEL!!!!!”

[null]

*throws mountain spring water on Satanael and he melts into a puddle*

*intending to slap the next poster, I give them a right hook instead because my Airhead skill kicks in*

[DragonFlames]

*the RNG decides to screw you over, resulting in a Miss*

*places soap on the next poster's bathroom floor*

Edited May 7, 2020 by DragonFlames

[Ottservia]

Uses a “cleanser” from monster hunter to cure myself of the bubbles.

Throws next user in the arena with a mizutsune

[DragonFlames]

*summons Nepgeardam to kill it*

*rapidly closes a door in front of the next poster*

Edited May 7, 2020 by DragonFlames

[null]

*transcends matter to phase through the door*

*attacks using a silver sword and activates Sol skill, landing a critical hit and regenerating 30 HP*

[Benice]

*Procs vengeance and deals back 60 damage*

*Make the below poster play this forum game and respond to this comment.*

[null]

*disregards the mental influence of the previous poster’s attack*
 

*uses blizzard to freeze the next poster, dealing 15 damage and preventing movement*

[Shadow Mir]

*it does nothing because I'm using ice protection gear*

*throws the next user into an arena with a Black Rabite*

[For the unaware, Rabites are monsters in the Mana series. They're genereally no threat... if they're yellow. Other colors of Rabite are more dangerous, especially the dreaded Black Rabite, which is by far the most dangerous.]

Edited May 7, 2020 by Shadow Mir

[WeAreNewcastle1053]

Ah yes, the Mana series (I actually have Collection of Mana on my Switch)
*equips upgraded Mana Sword and stabs the Rabite to death*

*summons Rover the Windows XP Search Companion to track down the next person and bite them to death*

[Ottservia]

Beats Rover with a giant metal bat

*Throws next user into the TV world when it's foggy out*

[DragonFlames]

"I am thou, thou art I! Our contract is sealed. Now, tear through the darkness and reach the truth! The other you that exists within desires it thus!"
*Will Power starts playing* aaand R.I.P. Shadows

*uses Diagonal Blade Dance on the next poster*

Edited May 9, 2020 by DragonFlames

[WeAreNewcastle1053]

*Uses Stasis+ on you then spin attacks you with a Savage Lynel Crusher, sending you faaaaaaaar away*

*throws a wasp nest on the next poster and then warps away*

[XavierStronome]

*smacks the wasp*

 

*the prepromoted paladin gang all form up to go beat up the poster below*