Attack the Poster Below!

[WeAreNewcastle1053]

Ha ha ha, you think you're intimidating, don't you? *finishes you off with one fell swing from my Parallel Rajinto!*

*sends the person below spiralling head-first into the anti-void*

[AnonymousSpeed]

oh no

as an anti-void, the anti-void is not a void but a thing, and as a thing, i am reflected off of it in the form of a projectile directed towards the next user

[XavierStronome]

Miss!

 

*summons max strength boyd to beat up the poster below*

[WeAreNewcastle1053]

*has maximum defence and has defence-boosting armour equipped, taking 0 damage*

*uses Error Strings to tie up the person below*

[XavierStronome]

*cuts them in half* 

 

*drops giorno's piano on the poster below*

[DragonFlames]

*takes one step to the left, then makes a casual comment on the bad weather*

*reads "How to be an Idiot" to the next user to make them dumb*

Edited April 13, 2020 by DragonFlames

[Benice]

I can't read so it doesn't work! 

I send 19 Ninos to bombard the next poster with Elfire.

[Emperor_Siegfried]

I have 100 Resistance.  

Boom!  What do you have against me now?

[DragonFlames]

"What is a god to a non-believer?"

*throws pudding at next poster*

[Gemma]

eats the pudding then, using stat boosts earned from the pudding, lands a critical hit on the below user

[WeAreNewcastle1053]

*it dealt 0 damage because I still have high Defence*

*opens a portal, unleashing a Burnt Ryoma, who has transformed into a cross between a dragon and a cat, onto the person below*

[Gemma]

self destructs, fainting, but the dragon-cat abomination and the below poster are caught in the blast

[WeAreNewcastle1053]

*blocks it with Protect*

Uses Disable on the below poster's abilities

[Benice]

*reinstalls skills patch from FeGba and remove Nihil from Newcastle's skillset and replace it with "Nice thighs" so it has no effect*

*Edits Fir and Rutger's strength caps to 63 and give them all of my energy rings and send them with Wo Daos to attack the below poster.*

[WeAreNewcastle1053]

*replaces "Nice Thighs" with "Swordbreaker", hacks speed cap to 99, hacks luck cap to 99, promotes to Swordmaster, equips Hagakure Blade +7 and dodges like a boss*

*hacks below poster's defence stats to 0 and attacks them with the Hagakure Blade I have equipped.

[Emperor_Siegfried]

*Get hacked as the sword makes its way through me so that I can smirk as I say, "See you around kid."  before disappearing.*

*Rearranges the next users thought patterns to think, speak, and type out everything in Wingdings*

[WeAreNewcastle1053]

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[Gemma]

eats the wingdings. The tasty meal gives me energy to unleash a powerful punch to the below poster's face

[WeAreNewcastle1053]

*aaaaand blocks the punch like a fricken boss*

*shield-bashes the person below*

[XavierStronome]

*breaks shield* 

 

*punches poster below in the face 3 times*

[Benice]

Ha! I have no pain sensors since I have no brain!

*forces below poster to watch every Good eats episode*

[garrisoncade_3576]

Turns out I like the series

*summons an army of 100 entitled customers to ask for the manager and call the police*

[Benice]

2 hours ago, Cron said:

Turns out I like the series

Words of wisdom.

I summon Alton Brown to summon the Spanish Inquisition because no one expects it, which shuts up the customers. Alton Brown then demonstrates how to cook chicken, using the below poster as the example

 

[WeAreNewcastle1053]

*kills Alton Brown by electrocuting him to death*

*claws up the person below*

[Emperor_Siegfried]

Ha Ha!  I'm wearing kevlar cut resistant sleeves, you got nothing.

*Get medieval on the next users ass.*