Attack the Poster Below!

[WeAreNewcastle1053]

*shoots you into another dimension with an Ancient Arrow*

*expends the rest of my Ancient Arrow supply on the below poster*

[Emperor_Siegfried]

*Steps one inch to the left and dodges all hits.*

*Locks the next user in a padded room with nothing but a whiteboard and a marker where they can't leave unless they solve the Riemann Hypothesis.*

[Hello72207]

*breaks marker in half*

*puts halves of marker on the wall together*

*two halves make a hole, which i jump through*

*have Jaffar assault next poster*

[DragonFlames]

*uses Swordslayer on Jaffar*

*calls Rapunzel to eat the next poster*

[WeAreNewcastle1053]

*cuts Rapunzel's hair and strangles her with it*

*summons fifty Guardian Stalkers to obliterate the person below*

[Emperor_Siegfried]

Too bad I'm piloting the GNT-0000 00 Qan [T].  Easy enough for me.

*Crunches the next user to fit into an ostrich egg.*

[WeAreNewcastle1053]

Obliterates your Cruncher with help from my Guardian Stalker.

Summons Doomslayer Isabelle to defeat the next person.

[Ottservia]

Uses flying raijin to teleport her to a far away location.

Summons Gilgamesh to obliterate the next poster

Edited May 4, 2020 by Ottservia

[Benice]

I'm oblivious to references, making me immune.

*Forces below poster to write a 3,000 word essay about Mahler's 2nd symphony, and they are not allowed to eat until they recieve an "A" from Leonard Bernstein.*

[Emperor_Siegfried]

*Forces the next user to cook me a mighty fine anachronism stew.*

 

[Ottservia]

Asks Hajime Hinata to help me out and make it as good as it can be.
 

Throws excalibur at the next poster. This excalibur to be specific

https://souleater.fandom.com/wiki/Excalibur

[DragonFlames]

*puts up anti-meme shield*

*subjects the next poster to the lovely sound of Nepgya going "NEPGYAAA!!!" over and over*

[Hello72207]

*puts on noise-cancelling headphones*

*fe7 luna crits the next poster with Athos*

[The Roger The Paladin]

*reminds Athos FE7 is non-canon, causing his attack to fail spectacularly*

*feeds the next user fugu, but drastically botch the cooking process*

[Benice]

*Use an antitoxin because I guess if it works for poison axes, it works for Fugu?*

*Forces below poster to memorize all of Karl Azuz's puns*

[WeAreNewcastle1053]

Yeah... no. *Uses the Shiekah Slate to teleport away*

*Summons Mr. Resetti to chew out the next poster*

[Hello72207]

*presses alt-f4*

*ties the below poster in a bag with angry weasels and throws them in a river*

[WeAreNewcastle1053]

*shreds you before you can put me in the bag*

*goomba stomps the next poster*

[Shadow Mir]

*is wearing a spiked helmet*

*summons a Tin Man to attack the next poster*

[WeAreNewcastle1053]

*Throws bombs at the tin man until it explodes*

*summons a wave of cats to attack the next poster*

[null]

*Repels the wave of cats with the special skill Cuddle, restoring HP and adding the cats as allies*

*Pulls out my sword and uses Awakening Aether on the next poster, with critical damage*

[Benice]

*Has Nihil*

*Forces below poster to learn how took this*

[Hello72207]

*has extension that automatically blocks all rickrolls*

*Forces next poster to defeat Superman 64 10 times in a row without losing a single time*

[WeAreNewcastle1053]

Easily done. I hacked my stats to be infinitely better than Superman's stats.

*attacks the next person while my stats are still hacked*

[XavierStronome]

*gives you an axe from FE6, causing you to miss*

 

 

*summons the black knight to eclipse the below poster*