IceBrand Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 And if I spray should I run for my life inside my house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peckingbird Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Yes. Do it now! Also hope they don't breed with their buzzy brethren (bees) to create a super race, of bumbly bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 there is nothing bros about bees and wasps get out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 (edited) One time there was a big wasp's nest formed outside my bedroom window. I kindly informed the wasps that they were evicted from this place of residence and they kindly left. And by kindly informed I mean I hit the wasp with a high-powered hose until it exploded. And by kindly left I mean they freaked the fuck out. So basically the opposite of what I said. Edited September 8, 2013 by Esau of Isaac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorin Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Not water. Try a bathroom cleaner and run like hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Tactician Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 (edited) If you want the wasps to drop dead, use a commercial wasp killer like Raid brand Flying Insect or Wasp and Hornet killer. Edit: The best time to kill the nest is at dusk or nightfall, when the entire nest is resting for the night and will all be gathered in the one area that will become their grave. Edited September 8, 2013 by Ace Tactician Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 You are already dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 If you want the wasps to drop dead, use a commercial wasp killer like Raid brand Flying Insect or Wasp and Hornet killer. Edit: The best time to kill the nest is at dusk or nightfall, when the entire nest is resting for the night and will all be gathered in the one area that will become their grave. No wonder they call u ace tactician. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peckingbird Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 there is nothing bros about bees and wasps get out I was actually making a Nebulous joke, but A-O. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inui Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 bees are bros, wasps are the devil incarnate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Tactician Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Same, wasps are pure evil. Bees are okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted35362 Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Edit: The best time to kill the nest is at dusk or nightfall, when the entire nest is resting for the night and will all be gathered in the one area that will become their grave. so sinister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randoman Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Nighttime is the best time to get rid of wasp hives? Good to know. Does your front door have a screen? If so, I thought of a... somewhat clever idea that should leave you sting-free, but might leave your front door inner area soaking. Cover your inside front door floor area with garbage bags or dry, thick rags, get a long hose and plug it in, run it from your side door to the inside of your front door, and spray the hose at a strong enough blast through the screen to get rid of the wasp hive. Combine that with Ace Tactician's striking in the darkness tactic, and the wasps should be powerless to retaliate. ...why do I feel like that plan would majorly backfire, though? Window screens should be strong enough to handle a water jet from a hose, as long as it's not set to max power. Maybe you should have some bug killing spray as backup, just in case that plan backfires somehow. And please don't take legal action against me if the plan doesn't work and you get loads of stings. bees are bros, wasps are the devil incarnate I feel the same way. At least bees provide honey and promote and enhance plant growth with pollen. Wasps hardly do anything as useful from my knowledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaze Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Wasps? Kill them. They serve no purpose for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inui Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 The only "useful" thing a wasp can do is kill other pest insects, but it's not worth it. Most bees are docile and they provide honey. I have never been pursued or attack by bees. Wasps though? Ugh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 I feel the same way. At least bees provide honey and promote and enhance plant growth with pollen. Wasps hardly do anything as useful from my knowledge. Wasps are killing machines! They exist to kill tons of annoying as heck insects like mosquitos and cockroaches. They're our Terminator for insects we'd rather not see too many of! That said I still wouldn't want a nest attached to my house, lol. Go do your job somewhere that you're unlikely to bump into me. Also I got stung in the eye by a bee when I was young so I'm way more afraid of them than I am wasps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 (edited) Also I got stung in the eye by a bee when I was young so I'm way more afraid of them than I am wasps. WOW! That sounds beyond terrible Edited September 8, 2013 by Nobody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceBrand Posted September 8, 2013 Author Share Posted September 8, 2013 That awkward moment when two get into your house and buzz around. "Sign" time to smack them with my shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karasz Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Wasps are annoying as hell. So yes, kill the little cocksuckers by blasting their nest. Hell, you don't even have to use a hose to spray water on a nest. You could use a super soaker, or at least a powerful water gun, and that'll do the job just as well. That way, when you're running like hell afterward, you don't have to drop your "murder weapon." You can just hang onto it for dear life and keep running. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Stewart Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 The only way to get rid of wasps: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 water? nah, spray it with fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 love the smell of napalm in the morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Wasps are killing machines! They exist to kill tons of annoying as heck insects like mosquitos and cockroaches. They're our Terminator for insects we'd rather not see too many of! That said I still wouldn't want a nest attached to my house, lol. Go do your job somewhere that you're unlikely to bump into me. Also I got stung in the eye by a bee when I was young so I'm way more afraid of them than I am wasps. Wow, kinda me too. I got stung on the eyebrow though, so I guess that's not really the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Don't use fire, it only has x2 effectiveness. Get a big rock and go to town on the nest. Or rig up some sort of mini-catapult if you don't want to get stung. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Headbutt the nest until it breaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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