Bad translator theme

[SRC]

Sharpyn thanks for the link!

http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

The Bad Translator Topic

Thanks to Sharpy for the link!

[Freohr Datia]

Huh, I guess you really are~

[MacLovin]

Original Text:

"You're Welcome"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Not below zero leak"

[Nobody]

Original text:

"I love serenes forest and everyone who posts there"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The happy forest, you can find."

[47948201]

I've never gotten this to work...

"Unfortunately, the Tickets system was nuked in the forum upgrade. You'll need to use the PM system to address any forum questions or suggestions at this time."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

""

[Pull My Devil Trigger]

Original text:

"Chrom confirmed for Super Smash Bros"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Chrome will be destroyed. The war"

... Oh my.

[Aleph]

Color balls.

[deleted35362]

I've never gotten this to work...

"Unfortunately, the Tickets system was nuked in the forum upgrade. You'll need to use the PM system to address any forum questions or suggestions at this time."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

""

reggie/10

[Rewjeo]

I've never gotten this to work...

"Unfortunately, the Tickets system was nuked in the forum upgrade. You'll need to use the PM system to address any forum questions or suggestions at this time."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

""

Original text:

"Unfortunately, the Tickets system was nuked in the forum upgrade. You'll need to use the PM system to address any forum questions or suggestions at this time."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Still have a computer or an option. Now ask for comment."

[Nobody]

It stopped working for me. Has this happened to anyone else?

[Freohr Datia]

For me refreshing the page seemed to help

I did a redo with more translation

Edited December 8, 2013 by Freohr Datia

[Nobody]

Original text:

"These online translators suck"

...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

" Cuchniciu "

I don't even know what that means

[Pull My Devil Trigger]

I tried the same thing but with random order:

Original text:

"Chrom confirmed for Super Smash Bros"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Projects breaks a big Scrum Japan Chrome"

I liked the other one better

[Nobody]

I tried the same thing but with random order:

Original text:

"Chrom confirmed for Super Smash Bros"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Projects breaks a big Scrum Japan Chrome"

I liked the other one better

Original text:

"I tried the same thing but with random order"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... We work on all the orders."

[Thor Odinson]

Original text:

"You need a good smiting with a hammer"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"He brings a hammer"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us: (Random Order)

"Hammer."

Original text:

"Bunnies are going to eat you"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Rabbit food"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us: (Random Order)

"Royal rabbit food and drink"

dootdoot

Edited December 8, 2013 by Thor Odinson

[Nobody]

"Royal rabbit food and drink"

Sounds like something a fancy restaurant would serve

[Thor Odinson]

It serves people I don't like to royal rabbits

Original text:

"Now if you'll excuse me, there is always someone somewhere in need of smiting with a very large hammer, and Thor is always happy to oblige. "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I'm sorry if you tho as the cause of the problem, but it is a hammer with the service."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us: (Random)

"Now it costs a big hammer and a fee d é is always a good idea."

Edited December 8, 2013 by Thor Odinson

[Caster]

"Thou must not get a boner, madame."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Impuissanc-dysfonctionnemen"

[47948201]

Original text:

"Mermaid from the uncharted land"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The siren will be safe."

brb gonna go threaten a mermaid

[Thor Odinson]

And now some Loki

Original text:

"Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of humanity, that you crave subjugation."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Perhaps the most common license? Humanitarian assistance is a slave."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us: (Random)

"It's not easy. Expression of the dream."

Original text:

"The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power, for identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Happy, happy, joy, life and freedom to make decisions about closing the circle. I want to go."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us: (Random)

"Was the life's work, the ability to think rationally. Everything is still on the road."

I guess the wooby fangirls are right Loki just wants sunshine and happiness totally

Edited December 8, 2013 by Thor Odinson

[Pull My Devil Trigger]

Original text:

"Don't you recognize me? It's a-me, Mario!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Do you know how to do it. Mario says"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:(random)

"You know what I am Mario."

[Caster]

Original text:

"I wonder what's for dinner."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This diet?"

[SRC]

...35 translations later, Bing gives us: (Random)

"It's not easy. Expression of the dream."

Original text:

"SO DEEP"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"In the water."

[Nobody]

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Do you know how to do it. Mario says"

Mario and Peach having sex for the first time.

Original text:

"I've got nothing to give, got no reason to live. But I will fight to survive, I've got nothing to hide, wish I wasn't so shy."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This is the Foundation of life, life in secret."

[Caster]

Original text:

"Would things be different if Rey and Anacybele were married?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"His Anacybel and his wife again for the error."