Jiac Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 I was playing basketball with my cousins,then this guy came up to me,he had hair similar to Jesus,and he goes and proceeds to tell me: "You know Obamacare? They're going to mail you something telling you to go to the doctor and get this microchip implanted into your arm.You can buy things if you have the microchip and they'll know where you are,so they can find and kill you at any time." While he was telling us this I couldn't help to notice,he had those things they put around your arm when you go to the hospital. He proceeded to say "DON'T GET THE CHIP,Obama is the anti-christ" I was like 'wha the hail' is he saying in my mind,he continues to say "People will start disappearing,because in the last book of the bible,the people who are pure,who denies sin and are washed in Jesus' blood will leave. Read the book,all the events leading up to this are ominously similar to what's happening. Don't worship Obama." At this point I was wondering wheter he was bullshitting or was serious,because I am a Catholic myself....continuing on "I've been bothered by demons for the last 2 months,in the next 10 years,the government will start getting rid of people and blame it as an alien abduction,I want to tell this to you because we are the last 10 years of life on earth before judgement day,I dropped out of Santa Monica College to tell people all of this." I was thinking in my head....are you high dude?or are you just a dumbass... "You know those aliens?The little gray people who abduct guys in spaceships,they are demons,and they torture you inside their spaceships,that's where the chip comes in,the government can track you so that you can be abducted.Now please read the last book the Revealations and praise the Lord,thank you for hearing me out." The guy then bows and I say "Amen" back. He walks away solemnly. I just wanted to tell this story because the entire time I wanted to go yell "Stranger Danger" as if he's trying to deceive me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icarusu Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 This isn't facebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 This isn't facebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronman5 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 This isn't facebook. uh jiac what's a teenager liked you doing in a park anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 This isn't facebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 uh jiac what's a teenager liked you doing in a park anyways Parks are like one century ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronman5 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Zeem we don't need thirty people repeating this is not Facebook..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Zeem we don't need thirty people repeating this is not Facebook..... i was the third though #youonlylivelifeonce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronman5 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 (edited) 4th considering I repeated that also I'm third ur fourth Also just throw a nickel at him he woulda left u alone #homeless dumbasses Edited January 21, 2014 by Ronman5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 SAME DIFFERENCE RONMAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronman5 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 I SAME DIFFERENCE RONMAN sorry I just hate errors some times I feel like I'm taking a grammar test on this website sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pull My Devil Trigger Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 #youonlylivelifeonce This isn't facebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 #youonlylivelifeonce This isn't Twitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pull My Devil Trigger Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Aren't they basically the same shit at this point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Nah. Twitter has a small character limit Facebook Sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 pretty accurate argument 10/10 also people who quoted "this isnt fb/twitter" are obama worshipping aliens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pull My Devil Trigger Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 pretty accurate argument 10/10 also people who quoted "this isnt fb/twitter" are obama worshipping aliens Fuck. I've been compromised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 tl,dr; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 (edited) Ummmm there are many other threads like this, why is it suddenly now that a bunch of people start thinking these threads should only go to facebook?? x3 Also, I kinda feel like maybe that was a prank~ What if they were recording it and you'll get to go viral on youtube?? =O Edited January 21, 2014 by Freohr Datia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Envoy of the Beginning Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Ummmm there are many other threads like this, why is it suddenly now that a bunch of people start thinking these threads should only go to facebook?? x3You win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icarusu Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Ummmm there are many other threads like this, why is it suddenly now that a bunch of people start thinking these threads should only go to facebook?? x3 Also, I kinda feel like maybe that was a prank~ What if they were recording it and you'll get to go viral on youtube?? =O It's Probably only jiac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaze Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 This isn't facebook. You can tell because we have an edit feature that allows people to fix punctuation and add line breaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 You can tell because we have an edit feature that allows people to fix punctuation and add line breaks. It's not a true FB ripoff until we get a like button Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icarusu Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 It's not a true FB ripoff until we get a like button as you can see we can like this thread, look down there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 pretty accurate argument 10/10 also people who quoted "this isnt fb/twitter" are obama worshipping aliens Aptly put. In addition, TC should have added this truth-telling stranger as a facebook friend. You can tell because we have an edit feature that allows people to fix punctuation and add line breaks. Dude, facebook has that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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