Nobody Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 (edited) oh i just remembered my most awkward flirting story ever. I was in london, in the store below that famous ferris wheel, next to the restrooms, waiting for my mother and my sister to get back from there. Then a really, really cute girl I'd never seen before approached me, smiled and said "hi". What did I do? I ran to the male restroom this happened a year and a half ago. hahahahahahaha i'm so pathetic it's not even funny. The worst part is that I fell since then I've only gotten more awkward, But hey, at least I feel like i'm attractive now =) Edited March 16, 2014 by Nobody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 I usually think people are fucking with me when they flirt with me. A customer gave me her number awhile back and all I could think the whole night was "I bet it directs to a gay swingers hotline or something she's so mean." >__> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 I don't think anyone's ever flirted with me, actually. I was always the one doing the flirting when I was in day care. for me it lasted all the way through first grade awkward times when people propose marriage to you online and you barely know them *cough* we should get married Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizenberg Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Far less now that I display as male But when I displayed as female Too many times HOLD ON A SECOND? YOU'RE A GIRL?!?AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 we should get married Dammit he beat me to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 I usually think people are fucking with me when they flirt with me. A customer gave me her number awhile back and all I could think the whole night was "I bet it directs to a gay swingers hotline or something she's so mean." >__> Sup hunk Didnt paulina unsubtly metaphorically dickride you a while back though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 HOLD ON A SECOND? YOU'RE A GIRL?!?AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! Aw hell here we go again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 One time I kept getting flirted at, I was an idiot and fell for it until realizing that he was only doing it to mess with me and get a laugh with the rest of his friends at all my shy, flustered reactions to him. He only stopped when I grew uninterested and started having uninteresting reactions to him. The next time I got flirted at, I was terribly afraid since suddenly flirts were scary to me and why would anybody like me anyway? Which is why I never expected that person to become the love of my life~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaze Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 flirting when I was in day care. Please explain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Which is why I never expected that person to become the love of my life~ I'm the love of your life?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Sup hunk Didnt paulina unsubtly metaphorically dickride you a while back though Yeah, she was messing with me rite?because if not then ;___; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Which is why I never expected that person to become the love of my life~ who was it?! im gonna kick his ass so hard i swear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Well apparently go and kick Obviam's ass =o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yazoo Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 (edited) oh yes, i am very flirted with... all the time.. it's a curse being this lovely.. many a flirt have i. because i'm attractive. sobbing in corner// but in pre-k another kid kissed my hand and i felt so offended that i slapped him. it couldn't have hurt much, but ha. Edited March 16, 2014 by Yazoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizenberg Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 guys have hit on me. in a joking sort of way. my bum has been slapped and groped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 One night about a year ago, a stranger, who was with another girl, asked me on the street, "how you doing" Responded, "good, thank you" They said "cool" We went in opposite directions and I picked up my order of noodles When I was 12ish, I was reading/doing some work at my middle school library after school when a couple of girls came over and, I guess, did things that one could describe as middle-school tease-flirting? Not like "oh you're such a tease" like messing with somebody, though it wasn't super mean-spirited Apparently it looked like I was being kind of squeamish and/or indeed being teased, some other girl in the area said something like "stop messing with him, ___" Somebody liked my notes last semester, so they asked if they could take phone pictures of them, and at one point they invited me to the library to do some studying/classwork together They gave me some chicken, it owned One day I was out of class (being shit-brained), and they called me 3 times after it was out Being 120 pounds of spaghetti in the shape of a person, I didn't pick up, and have not encountered them since In theory/on multiple conceptual levels, I think the idea of girls/women doing the asking-out/flirting is hella-attractive In practice, I have a bad track record dealing with it, I think not because "ASSERTIVE WOMEN ARE ACTUALLY SCARY/UNAPPEALING" or anything, but, at least half because I'm just socially stunted and have no go-to reaction, and probably a good part because I'd be like "They don't mean that the way I'm hearing it, right Because I suck and they can tell, right Yeah I should probably not make what they said into something it probably isn't" I forget if I've ever been flirted at by a guy, assuming not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Being 120 pounds of spaghetti in the shape of a person, I didn't pick up, and have not encountered them since oh god lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Should I be glad that I haven't experienced this, and likely won't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowofchaos Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Awkward time? At 2 AM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 but in pre-k another kid kissed my hand and i felt so offended that i slapped him. it couldn't have hurt much, but ha. Wow you must be/have been a princess of high distinction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yazoo Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Wow you must be/have been a princess of high distinction. Oh, yes, the most high distinction. my throne was made of building blocks and my scepter was several scented markers stuck together end-to-end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaia Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Oh, yes, the most high distinction. my throne was made of building blocks and my scepter was several scented markers stuck together end-to-end. Everybody must've praised you highly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 (edited) my scepter was several scented markers stuck together end-to-end. wow luxury, we just used fuckin' textas lol edit i have a hard time even using 'check your privilege' ironically it seems Edited March 17, 2014 by Parrhesia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinigo Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Once, what a mistake it was I played along though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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