Naughx Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 (edited) Maybe there was just a girl living in your house. Not a ghost. Just a normal, living girl. Esau is the girl and that was a mirror. I don't really remember, but my father told my "stepbrother" that garlic powder came from the moon. (As a joke) Edited June 26, 2014 by Naughx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Esau is the girl and that was a mirror. The plot thicken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 ach mein gott :0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 My parents used to tell me there was a food party in my stomach and if i didn't eat my food, it wouldn't go to the party and would cry. I always felt pity for the poor food and would eat it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specta Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 when I was pretty young my dad used to tell me that I had a fairy princess who would come while I was sleeping and help heal me when I was sick or hurt so whenever that happened we ~let her know~ before I went to sleep so she knew to come help a sister out wee specta did not take being sick or hurt well so that did wonders for my morale this was ofc alongside any normal means of healthcare if i needed actual tending to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Karimov Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 (edited) There's the usual Santa and Easter Bunny stuff(honestly, lying to your kids so they act "cuter" isn't good), but they also told me about leprechauns. What I do now is make up conspiracy theories based on leprechauns. This isn't my parents, but rather a babysitter of mine who serves as a grandmother figure. She taught me Protestant theology(but hey, I at least got closer to God). I'm Catholic. You can see the conflicting values there. My mother thinks pedophiles are around every corner of the Internet. Nuff said. Edited June 29, 2014 by HeavyBrawlsGuy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 My mother thinks pedophiles are around every corner of the Internet. Nuff said. TURN THE CORNER. TURN THE CORNER. UEEEHEEHEEHEEHEE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Karimov Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 (edited) TURN THE CORNER. TURN THE CORNER. UEEEHEEHEEHEEHEE. Little does she know that all pedophiles are leprechauns, because pedophilia is not a fetish experienced by humans. It is only experienced by leprechauns and devils. Edited June 29, 2014 by HeavyBrawlsGuy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Turns out he's actually after their lucky charms if you know what I mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lann La Mirah Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 My parents used to tell me that the crust of the bread is where the nutrition is. And I believed them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 blowing out traffic lights IF YOU BLOW AT THE RIGHT TIME, YOU CAN MAKE THE RED ONES TURN GREEN and then I found out that they were really just looking to see when the ones on the side were turning yellow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 blowing out traffic lights IF YOU BLOW AT THE RIGHT TIME, YOU CAN MAKE THE RED ONES TURN GREEN and then I found out that they were really just looking to see when the ones on the side were turning yellow That one's so silly and adorable it almost hurt ;u; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perfect Infinitive Exitus Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 My parents told me that i should never eat any pips to or else a tree would grow out of my stomach... Since them i never have eaten fruits again except for bananas(man i love bananas) Also they told me that i should not put any metal in the microwave-oven or else it would inspectacularely break, when i was 8, i found out, that the metal reflects the microwaves back at the actual oven(other then the food, which absorbs them so that it will warm up) and this breaks the microwave with an explosion, so i went in the kitchen, put a fork in the microwave and then i was forbidden to use the microwave until i turn 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 (edited) Since them i never have eaten fruits again how are you still alive also when my sister and I were little we hated having the lights on and often played video games/talked to each other in the dark because it was easier to imagine things that way (we loved playing imagination games) and we did this at my dad's back office at his old restaurant well he found us in the dark once and told us not to do that anymore or satan would steal us away/attack us in the dark and then i thought i saw shadow people one time that's the story of how i became afraid of the dark. also apparently this is something mexican parents often tell their children, but there are different versions of it Edited November 19, 2014 by Quote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alertcircuit Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 If you didn't clean your room, Santa's evil brother would come and take the presents back. I forgot what he was called. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Satan? Or, was that the joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 I'd have to say "Never smarten up a chump", "always make sure the woman is in the kitchen", and " every girl on the internet is secretly one of those guys that shows up on to catch a predator." British people have bad dentistry, all germans are nazis, all asians are geniuses, and all blacks will mug you. If you didn't clean your room, Santa's evil brother would come and take the presents back. I forgot what he was called. Krampus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misses Elise-chan! Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 how are you still alive also when my sister and I were little we hated having the lights on and often played video games/talked to each other in the dark because it was easier to imagine things that way (we loved playing imagination games) and we did this at my dad's back office at his old restaurant well he found us in the dark once and told us not to do that anymore or satan would steal us away/attack us in the dark and then i thought i saw shadow people one time that's the story of how i became afraid of the dark. also apparently this is something mexican parents often tell their children, but there are different versions of it That's similar to what my parents told me, it's not just Mexico. My mom is from El Salvador and she told me that the coocoo or cucu or cuco would take me away if stayed in the dark. Also, Religion, not a joke. I used to pray every night out of fear that I would die in my sleep and go to hell and suffer for all eternity. A couple years after I abandoned God and I feel much better now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Oh so it must be a latin american thing with variations then Like la llorona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starman Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 nothing strange other than the old, "jump over the escalator and keep your shoes tied around it or it might eat you" thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perfect Infinitive Exitus Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 how are you still alive also when my sister and I were little we hated having the lights on and often played video games/talked to each other in the dark because it was easier to imagine things that way (we loved playing imagination games) and we did this at my dad's back office at his old restaurant you don't necessarily need fruits, you can find enough ascorbic acid in enough vegetables and the other minerals and trace elements too;also your story of the darkness reminds me of my early childhood, when my brother, sister and I always darkened our rooms with the shutter or put the blanket over the windows my mother one day came in and criticized us. she said something like: sunlight does not cost you anything but electricity does! Back then i nearly started crying because she looked so angry and weird because of the darkness, now i laugh because it actually looked hilarious. she looked somehow like the avgn, when he makes an angry face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 If you didn't clean your room, Santa's evil brother would come and take the presents back. I forgot what he was called. Here is a story about Santa's origin. The story is based on a game called "999: 9 Doors, 9 Persons, 9 Hours" by Chunsoft.... Once upon a time, there were two Santas, one who is wearing white clothes and one who is wearing black. The white Santa is very nice and he always give gifts to all kids and people who are nice. The black Santa, on the other hand, do the other way around. He punish all the naughty kids and make them suffer. In frustration, the white Santa stabs the black Santa with a knife until he dies. White Santa's clothes were all covered with blood that makes it red. From then on, only one Santa is left and he is wearing blood stained clothes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 nothing strange other than the old, "jump over the escalator and keep your shoes tied around it or it might eat you" thing Wait, it doesn't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 My parents told me that i should never eat any pips to or else a tree would grow out of my stomach... Since them i never have eaten fruits again except for bananas(man i love bananas) Also they told me that i should not put any metal in the microwave-oven or else it would inspectacularely break, when i was 8, i found out, that the metal reflects the microwaves back at the actual oven(other then the food, which absorbs them so that it will warm up) and this breaks the microwave with an explosion, so i went in the kitchen, put a fork in the microwave and then i was forbidden to use the microwave until i turn 10. ...What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercyWalk Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 My parents told me that i should never eat any pips to or else a tree would grow out of my stomach... Since them i never have eaten fruits again except for bananas(man i love bananas) Also they told me that i should not put any metal in the microwave-oven or else it would inspectacularely break, when i was 8, i found out, that the metal reflects the microwaves back at the actual oven(other then the food, which absorbs them so that it will warm up) and this breaks the microwave with an explosion, so i went in the kitchen, put a fork in the microwave and then i was forbidden to use the microwave until i turn 10. YEP, this brought back memories I refused to eat mandarins for 2 years because I thought a tree would grow up and kill me internally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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