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Worst name you could give a child?


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This is an actual name btw.

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Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffwelchevoralternwareengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvonangreifendurchihraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolfhunderttausendjahresvorandieerschweinenvonderersteerdemenschderraumschiffgenachtmittungsteinundsiebeniridiumelktrischmotorsgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgstartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchennachbarschaftdersternwelchchegehabtbewohnbarplantetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneuerassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonntefortpflanzenundsicherfreuenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurthtvorangreifenvorandereintelligentgeschapfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum, Senior.

This is an actual name btw.

OH GOD wow...where does that come from? Poor guy.

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That's an actual name...I have nothing against gay people but nowadays since it doesn't mean happy anymore nobody should name their kid that. Unless they WANT them to be picked on and bullied for most of their life...

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Well, it's ridiculous to my western eyes and ears. I'm sure there's as many Satorus there as there are Bobs here. Different tastes!

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Even some of the weirdest-sounding names has some sort of meaning behind them. Micaiah for instance is pretty much a variant of Michael. Whereas Blodwen, if I've read some name meanings correctly, is pretty reminiscent of Kanna. Ziva, if I've read some name meanings correctly (again), is basically a variant of Niamh. Some names like Nia get different meanings in multiple languages.

I would definitely give consideration to the names I listed, so they don't count in my eyes.

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B-a-k-a

I actually have a distant uncle with this name. (I laughed for 10 minutes straight once I found out his name, luckily he himself wasn't the one who told me the name).

the other horrible name I heard was Bhezal. This literally means impurities (bad impurities, like stuff used food adulteration). I wonder what kind of people would name their son that.

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That would do it. I love how you can hear the VAs taking multiple breaths to get through the name.

Woodrow Wilson.

Not cool.

Diego. My mom wanted to name me that, never mind that I'm Chinese and my last name reflects it. Fortunately she decided against it.

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