Florete Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 100th reply. If Ilyana ate all the herons, why was the forest burnt to a crisp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 100th reply.If Ilyana ate all the herons, why was the forest burnt to a crisp? Because they loved seeing things burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 No no no. You see, the bad people burnt down the forest thinking they killed the herons, but they simply treated to mountainous reigons. Where Ilyana ATE THEM ALL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 we should take these theories and present them to someone in high power Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 we should take these theories and present them to someone in high power How about Oprah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 How about Oprah? good idea! who wants to present them to her? (not me) Ilyana should also go on dr. phil to see what she can do to help her not eat as much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tino Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Why are you guys thinking so negative about Ilyana? She is a nice girl who doesn't want to use any violence unless necessary. That is because she is eating all the time. She has never had problems with the Herons, so she also didn't eat them. She would never do such a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 It's called joking. And if that was sarcasm, listen closely: SARCASM DOES NOT WORK ON THE INTERNET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 you know im surprised no one has mentioned the fact that Haar always like to sleep. I mean i do to, but i couldn't sleep if I was riding a Wyvern above the clouds and Tino, I did not mean any of my comments to be negative. I actually love using Ilyana. Ive played PoR 7 times and RD 3 times, and I didn't use her on only one of those games (and kinda regretted it). She just has an intersting feature we can talk about. It's kinda hard to talk about Boyd or Rolf or Edward or Leonarda cuz they have nothing special. And yes, I am saying that Ilyana is VERY special. Hell, she has the most availabililty in the lastest FE game. Even more than the lords 0_o. THAT right there is kick ass thank you dragonblader1, i think we got your message :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 It's called joking. And if that was sarcasm, listen closely: SARCASM DOES NOT WORK ON THE INTERNET Unless you use these guys: [sarcasm][/sarcasm] you know im surprised no one has mentioned the fact that Haar always like to sleep. I mean i do to, but i couldn't sleep if I was riding a Wyvern above the clouds Haar taught his wyvern that mid-air somersaults = no dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Wind Posted March 26, 2008 Author Share Posted March 26, 2008 LOL, you guys are pumping out more original ideas than I was. I never knew Ilyana is the one behind the Serenes Massacre. maybe the forest burn down because Ilyana was roasting the herons Lets just don't get overboard and got this board locked >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Lets just don't get overboard and got this board locked >_> it may be too late... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 We are talking about Ilyana, so we aren't off-topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Hm, you make a good point... Now we have a loophole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 We can talk about Ilyana and all her greatness for the rest of eternity and not have to worry about the board being locked! life is GOOD :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Wind Posted March 26, 2008 Author Share Posted March 26, 2008 I don't have much free time lately. I was originally gonna draw a quick Ilyana-eating-roasted-herons fanart, but that will definitely get this board locked XD So I'm just gonna draw a quick 4 frames manga as a new update. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VincentASM Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 I was originally gonna draw a quick Ilyana eating roasted herons fanart, but that will definitely get this board locked XD That would O___O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 [joke] Completely ignoring, of course, that Ilyana was probably born AFTER the Serenes Massacre...[/joke] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 [joke] Completely ignoring, of course, that Ilyana was probably born AFTER the Serenes Massacre...[/joke] Shh. The forest burnt, fried all the herons, then they were all frozen hoping they could be revived by some out of this world superpower magic which has never seen before. During this time of waiting, Ilyana was born, and during her teenage years before PoR, discovered where the frozen fried Herons were stored, then re-heated them in a big microwave, and ate them one by one... Don't give me shifty eyes, I've drank five Budweisers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 That would O___O Fine, I'LL do it. Once I get semi-decent drawing skills. Which will probably be never. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tino Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I know everybody was joking, dragonblader. And you know what? I will remember that Sarcasm does not work on the internet!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I has another theory. Ilyana is actually some sort of dark being disguised in human form. This dark being extends it's own life (and youth) by eating others and siphoning their life force. Ilyana ate all the Herons because their long life spans would supply her youth almost indefinitely. After the Massacre she burned down the forest to destroy and possible evidence of her deeds. 1000 Years Later... The life force Ilyana had gained from the Serenes Massacre is almost completely drained, and so she begins to hunger once more... This is the plot for Fire Emblem 12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Is she the protagonist or the antagonist though? Anyways, I don't care, I'd pay for a game with THAT plot any day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 She's the protaginist and her evil twin sister which will be revealed to us is the antagonist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 In keeping with the premise, she'd be the antagonist. Unless you guys want to play a game where you eat people. o_o; Of course, I think we've already proved by now that Ilyana would make a great antagonist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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