Interviews SF Interviews 2.0 - Florete

[GuardianGrarl]

If you were going to be convicted of a violent crime, what would it be and who would be the victim?

 

More serious question, what is your ideal team for your personal Fire Emblem army of up to 7 characters? They can be from any game at any point in their history.

[badatfireemblem]

37 minutes ago, Ronnie said:

Idk the lyrics to yellow submarine

That is the most disgraceful thing I've ever heard. No wonder I left you for my true love.

IN A TOWN WHERE I WAS BORN THERE LIVED A MAN WHO SAILED THE SEAS!

 

20 minutes ago, Ronnie said:

63. I've seen FMA Brotherhood. Fantastic anime.

Good.

66. Favourite character?

67. Why is Major Armstrong so hot? 

68. Isn't Winry a bum?

69. Least favourite character?

70. Did you watch it dubbed or subtitled?

[Ronnie]

34 minutes ago, GuardianGrarl said:

If you were going to be convicted of a violent crime, what would it be and who would be the victim?

 

More serious question, what is your ideal team for your personal Fire Emblem army of up to 7 characters? They can be from any game at any point in their history.

Ideal team would be: Lucina, Owain, Ryoma, Female Morgan, Gaius, Silas, Tharja

28 minutes ago, Natalie said:

That is the most disgraceful thing I've ever heard. No wonder I left you for my true love.

IN A TOWN WHERE I WAS BORN THERE LIVED A MAN WHO SAILED THE SEAS!

 

Good.

66. Favourite character?

67. Why is Major Armstrong so hot? 

68. Isn't Winry a bum?

69. Least favourite character?

70. Did you watch it dubbed or subtitled?

You were two-timing me from the start! I don't even like The Beatles. Fight me.

66. Probably Al or Izumi
67. The scene with him flexing his muscles with Sig was hilarious
68. Nah, she's cute
69. The dude who turned his precious daughter into a monster
70. Dubbed

[GuardianGrarl]

1 minute ago, Ronnie said:

Ideal team would be: Lucina, Owain, Ryoma, Female Morgan, Gaius, Silas, Tharja

You were two-timing me from the start! I don't even like The Beatles. Fight me.

66. Probably Al or Izumi
67. The scene with him flexing his muscles with Sig was hilarious
68. Nah, she's cute
69. The dude who turned his precious daughter into a monster
70. Dubbed

Is it really a crime if they deserve it?

[Ronnie]

3 minutes ago, GuardianGrarl said:

Is it really a crime if they deserve it?

According to the U.S. government, yeah it's a criminal offense lol.

[GuardianGrarl]

Lol Fair point.

 

What was the last thing you purchased that was totally worth?

[Ronnie]

11 minutes ago, GuardianGrarl said:

Lol Fair point.

 

What was the last thing you purchased that was totally worth?

Valkyrie Drive and Hyperdevotion Noire for PS Vita

[Julius Nepos]

11. Are you familiar with Tolkien's legendarium (The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings etc.)?
12. Do you ever bike?
13. Is there something (can be anything) you would recommend anyone to try?
14. What makes Lucina your favorite character?
15. Do you like thinking about the past or thinking about the future more?
16. Which name sounds cooler: Tar-Calion or Ar-Pharazôn?

19 hours ago, Rixia Mao said:

and i will forever steal @Claudius I's questions :^)

bich i'll steal ur face

3 hours ago, Astolfo! said:

26. So Natalie and I talked it over

Apparently we were meant to be together forever and ever

Basically what Im saying is

She is my baby gurl now

Are you mad that I stole your baby?

Ah, so this is why we're having that wedding fite? @Natalie

[Ronnie]

12 minutes ago, Claudius I said:

11. Are you familiar with Tolkien's legendarium (The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings etc.)?
12. Do you ever bike?
13. Is there something (can be anything) you would recommend anyone to try?
14. What makes Lucina your favorite character?
15. Do you like thinking about the past or thinking about the future more?
16. Which name sounds cooler: Tar-Calion or Ar-Pharazôn?

bich i'll steal ur face

Ah, so this is why we're having that wedding fite? @Natalie

11. I'm familiar with them. My friend in high school said I looked like Frodo lol. I wasn't interested in the movies.
12. The last time I biked was when I was around 5 on my tricycle
13. Watch Yu Yu Hakusho, Samurai Champloo, FLCL, or JoJo. Fantastic anime.
14. She reminded me of Future Trunks from Dragon Ball. Kid from an apocalyptic future who travels back in time to save their parents and friends. Plus she's very beautiful and I find her obliviousness to be funny and cute.
15. I'm a very nostalgic person stuck in the past. The future scares me sometimes.
16. Definitely Ar-Pharazon. Sounds like an Egyptian pharaoh or something. Tar-Calion sounds like a rejected Kryptonian lol.

[badatfireemblem]

1 hour ago, Ronnie said:

You were two-timing me from the start! I don't even like The Beatles. Fight me.

Ahem. Three-timing you, if we're being specific here. 

5 minutes ago, Claudius I said:

Ah, so this is why we're having that wedding fite? @Natalie

Please. My @Astolfo! told me you have a Dutch chick on the side. I mean it's totally okay for me to be a trollop, but you... I thought you had standards.

I wasn't going to turn up anyway, we've been planning this all behind your back.

But we can still beat @Rex Glacies up over that Bombadil comment.

 

4 minutes ago, Ronnie said:

12. The last time I biked was when I was around 5 on my tricycle

71. Did you know that Dutch people have (on average) eighteen bikes each and they even bring them to bed with them at night to make sure nobody steals them?

72. Did you also know that the majority of Dutch people have never seen a hill, and those who have worship them like gods?

73. Did you realise when you were nominated that the interview thread is only here to drop shade about other members, instead of asking actual questions to the interviewee?

74. When your interview is over will you be joining the dark side of this thread?

75. Are you on any other game related forums aside from SF?

[Ronnie]

9 minutes ago, Natalie said:

Ahem. Three-timing you, if we're being specific here. 

Please. My @Astolfo! told me you have a Dutch chick on the side. I mean it's totally okay for me to be a trollop, but you... I thought you had standards.

I wasn't going to turn up anyway, we've been planning this all behind your back.

But we can still beat @Rex Glacies up over that Bombadil comment.

 

71. Did you know that Dutch people have (on average) eighteen bikes each and they even bring them to bed with them at night to make sure nobody steals them?

72. Did you also know that the majority of Dutch people have never seen a hill, and those who have worship them like gods?

73. Did you realise when you were nominated that the interview thread is only here to drop shade about other members, instead of asking actual questions to the interviewee?

74. When your interview is over will you be joining the dark side of this thread?

75. Are you on any other game related forums aside from SF?

Polyamorous homewrecker!

When a girl breaks your heart:

Spoiler

jk we're still friends

71. I don't believe you
72. Still don't believe you
73. Idk I did get plenty of questions about me. It felt more like speed dating than anything else really.
74. If I have the free time
75. I used to be active on PokéCommunity but it feels dead there nowadays.

Edited September 7, 2017 by Ronnie

[Arcanite]

35 minutes ago, Claudius I said:

Ah, so this is why we're having that wedding fite? @Natalie

I saw you with that Dutch chick

You filthy trollop

9 minutes ago, Natalie said:

Please. My @Astolfo! told me you have a Dutch chick on the side. I mean it's totally okay for me to be a trollop, but you... I thought you had standards.

I wasn't going to turn up anyway, we've been planning this all behind your back.

Yeah I got you baby~ *hugs*

 

32. What do you have to say about stinking Dutchmen who cheat on their baby gurls?

[Julius Nepos]

17. How much of a memer are you?
18. If you were a ruler, would you be an active ruler (pursuing your own policies first) or a passive ruler (responding to developments first)?
19. The downside to legal positivism is that it puts the law before justice. So in any legal case, the law must be applied, even if the outcome would evidently be unjust. If you were a ruler, how would you try to remedy this?
20. Forgiveness or retribution?

26 minutes ago, Natalie said:

Please. My @Astolfo! told me you have a Dutch chick on the side. I mean it's totally okay for me to be a trollop, but you... I thought you had standards.

I wasn't going to turn up anyway, we've been planning this all behind your back.

But we can still beat @Rex Glacies up over that Bombadil comment.

Alas, how easily you fall for such simple tricks. You have been deceived, for I know nothing of this "Dutch chick".

But I see that neither of you has honor.

You shall leave my poor Ar-Glacies alone, for he at least knows of honor and virtue.

17 minutes ago, Astolfo! said:

I saw you with that Dutch chick

You filthy trollop

Yeah I got you baby~ *hugs*

 

32. What do you have to say about stinking Dutchmen who cheat on their baby gurls?

Shame on you, liar! Know you no honor?

I challenge you to a duel!

21. What do you have to say about good-for-nothing robots that make up lies about innocent people?

[Arcanite]

2 minutes ago, Claudius I said:

Shame on you, liar! Know you no honor?

I challenge you to a duel!

I am not telling lies! I saw you with that girl!

Her name was Heleen!

33. What do you have to say about filthy men who can't keep it in their pants?

[Julius Nepos]

2 minutes ago, Astolfo! said:

I am not telling lies! I saw you with that girl!

Her name was Heleen!

33. What do you have to say about filthy men who can't keep it in their pants?

Who, Helen of Troy?

While I, Claudius I, am indeed many centuries old, I am not that old.

22. Should we stop doing this and go back to asking you actual questions?

[badatfireemblem]

24 minutes ago, Ronnie said:

71. I don't believe you
72. Still don't believe you

It's all true I swear. I have no hatred for being cheated on by a stupid Dutchman.

5 minutes ago, Claudius I said:

You shall leave my poor Ar-Glacies alone, for he at least knows of honor and virtue.

I see how it is. First a filthy Dutch chick and now Rex. You make me sick.

WEEEE ARE NEVER EVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER (This one's for you @Astolfo! dearest, I am a Swiftie at heart~)

 

76. Who do you think will win the duel of my dignity: a filthy stupid Dutchman or an adorable war-prepped robot?

 

 

[Arcanite]

1 minute ago, Natalie said:

This one's for you @Astolfo! dearest, I am a Swiftie at heart

YOU LIKE THE SWIFT!? I HAD NO IDEA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE'S SECRETLY MY BABY

But not like, my baby baby, cause you're my baby baby, she's the music baby heh

3 minutes ago, Natalie said:

WEEEE ARE NEVER EVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER

Boys only want love if it's torture~

 

34. Do you like Taylor Swift?

[badatfireemblem]

1 minute ago, Astolfo! said:

YOU LIKE THE SWIFT!? I HAD NO IDEA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE'S SECRETLY MY BABY

But not like, my baby baby, cause you're my baby baby, she's the music baby heh

wen i was a lonely teenager she spoke to me in ways i cant describe

you feel?

She's more of a guilty pleasure but I can't help it.

And she's so beautiful, but not as beautiful as you obviously~

4 minutes ago, Astolfo! said:

Boys only want love if it's torture~

You got that James Dean daydream look in your eye~

 

77. Say when you've had enough of us, Ronnie, okay?

[Rex Glacies]

4 hours ago, Ronnie said:

63. I've seen FMA Brotherhood. Fantastic anime.

Ah, wonderful.

1 hour ago, Natalie said:

But we can still beat @Rex Glacies up over that Bombadil comment.

Provided you buy the plane ticket for me and Claudius buys the Dutch pancakes afterwards, I'm up for it.

1 hour ago, Astolfo! said:

I saw you with that Dutch chick

You filthy trollop

Forget about "Keeping up with the Kardashians." I need to watch "Keeping up with Serenesforest." Who is this "Dutch chick?" And who is engaged with whom at this point? @Claudius I and @Astolfo!? @SullyMcGully and @Natalie? Is @Ronnie the mistress?

55 minutes ago, Claudius I said:

You shall leave my poor Ar-Glacies alone, for he at least knows of honor and virtue.

Aw, thank you. You just want the 'Murican pancakes, don't you?

27 minutes ago, Natalie said:

77. Say when you've had enough of us, Ronnie, okay?

I'm thinking we need to start an official chat thread.

Anyway, in presenting the illusion that we are actually interviewing someone...

XXII. Favorite of the seven deadly sins in Fullmetal Alchemist?

XVI. Least favorite of them?

XL. If you could have a magical power what would you have?

XXXVIII. Have you watched Death Note?

XXIV. Have you watched Fairy Tail?

X. Have you ever played a Zelda game?

XIX. Do you know what question number I was on previously because I have no clue.

And I'm sorry Ronnie for the chaos that is... well... everyone else in this thread.

[badatfireemblem]

3 minutes ago, Rex Glacies said:

Forget about "Keeping up with the Kardashians." I need to watch "Keeping up with Serenesforest." Who is this "Dutch chick?" And who is engaged with whom at this point? @Claudius I and @Astolfo!? @SullyMcGully and @Natalie? Is @Ronnie the mistress?

My my, where have you been?

Long story short, I was in the midst of setting up @Astolfo! and @SullyMcGully, when our dear Robot decided to make this interview into a dating site for me and @Ronnie. I had previously asked @Claudius I to marry me, so at this point I had two weddings to attend. Meanwhile, our Robot and I decided that we were soulmates, and so I needed to jilt Hatty at our wedding and ride off into the sunset together, whilst also trying to maintain my relationship with Ronnie. However, we decided that the best solution was to come clean, as Hatty had apparently been seeing a Dutch chick without my knowledge. Poor Sully was heartbroken and we haven't seen him since. I think Ronnie is over the trauma already. But our problem lies with that Dutchman, who is refusing to admit his faults.

Basically, I'm a trollop.

[Arcanite]

1 minute ago, Natalie said:

My my, where have you been?

Long story short, I was in the midst of setting up @Astolfo! and @SullyMcGully, when our dear Robot decided to make this interview into a dating site for me and @Ronnie. I had previously asked @Claudius I to marry me, so at this point I had two weddings to attend. Meanwhile, our Robot and I decided that we were soulmates, and so I needed to jilt Hatty at our wedding and ride off into the sunset together, whilst also trying to maintain my relationship with Ronnie. However, we decided that the best solution was to come clean, as Hatty had apparently been seeing a Dutch chick without my knowledge. Poor Sully was heartbroken and we haven't seen him since. I think Ronnie is over the trauma already. But our problem lies with that Dutchman, who is refusing to admit his faults.

Basically, I'm a trollop.

This sounds like a soap opera

16 minutes ago, Rex Glacies said:

Is @Ronnie the mistress?

I laughed at this so hard XD

But yeah like Natalie said, she's the trollop

[Bartozio]

 

 

2 hours ago, Rex Glacies said:

Provided you buy the plane ticket for me and Claudius buys the Dutch pancakes afterwards, I'm up for it.

 

Wait, you're letting someone buy you pancakes? You clearly know nothing of pancakes, since the ones you can buy in a supermarket can't even be compared to real pancakes.

You should either let someone bake them themself, or go to a restaurant!

Spoiler

Sorry, pancakes were the first thing I could actually bake, so I'm somewhat passionate about them, although I haven't made them in years...

Also, wow, this escalculated way to fast. Did someone buy the rights for this soap story already?

Perhaps I should add in some questions to not derail the thread to much. Here you go @Ronnie:

13) Have you ever watched Fate/Zero?

13x) If so, what do you think about it?

14) Same as above, but now about Boku no Hero Acedemia.

15) Is there a special reason you mainly like older anime?

16) What genres do you generally enjoy watching?

17) Which pairing for Lucina do you like the most, apart from Robin/yourself ?

18) Who do you prefer as Lucina's mom?

19) Do you prefer the more calm and collected lords (Roy, Erika, Lucina) or the brash ones (Hector, Ephraim, Chrom)?

20) How bad am I at describing personalities?

21) Have you ever had pancakes?

22) What do you think about the thread derailing this much?

[Ronnie]

okay first thing's first. I speak American. Is trollop British for a ho?

6 hours ago, Astolfo! said:

I saw you with that Dutch chick

You filthy trollop

Yeah I got you baby~ *hugs*

 

32. What do you have to say about stinking Dutchmen who cheat on their baby gurls?

32. Never cheat. Nothing good comes from it.

6 hours ago, Claudius I said:

17. How much of a memer are you?
18. If you were a ruler, would you be an active ruler (pursuing your own policies first) or a passive ruler (responding to developments first)?
19. The downside to legal positivism is that it puts the law before justice. So in any legal case, the law must be applied, even if the outcome would evidently be unjust. If you were a ruler, how would you try to remedy this?
20. Forgiveness or retribution?

Alas, how easily you fall for such simple tricks. You have been deceived, for I know nothing of this "Dutch chick".

But I see that neither of you has honor.

You shall leave my poor Ar-Glacies alone, for he at least knows of honor and virtue.

Shame on you, liar! Know you no honor?

I challenge you to a duel!

21. What do you have to say about good-for-nothing robots that make up lies about innocent people?

17. I'd say 70%
18. Passive
19. I'd pass on my position to someone who's more suitable while I go off on a permanent vacation
20. Depends. Sometimes I'm petty, sometimes I don't care.
21. They must be reprogrammed at once or face the might of the scrapyard.

6 hours ago, Astolfo! said:

I am not telling lies! I saw you with that girl!

Her name was Heleen!

33. What do you have to say about filthy men who can't keep it in their pants?

33. Think with your head and not your head.

6 hours ago, Claudius I said:

Who, Helen of Troy?

While I, Claudius I, am indeed many centuries old, I am not that old.

22. Should we stop doing this and go back to asking you actual questions?

22. I don't care

6 hours ago, Natalie said:

It's all true I swear. I have no hatred for being cheated on by a stupid Dutchman.

I see how it is. First a filthy Dutch chick and now Rex. You make me sick.

WEEEE ARE NEVER EVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER (This one's for you @Astolfo! dearest, I am a Swiftie at heart~)

 

76. Who do you think will win the duel of my dignity: a filthy stupid Dutchman or an adorable war-prepped robot?

 

 

76. Neither. They'll realize love is for chumps.

6 hours ago, Astolfo! said:

YOU LIKE THE SWIFT!? I HAD NO IDEA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE'S SECRETLY MY BABY

But not like, my baby baby, cause you're my baby baby, she's the music baby heh

Boys only want love if it's torture~

 

34. Do you like Taylor Swift?

34. No. Never.

6 hours ago, Natalie said:

wen i was a lonely teenager she spoke to me in ways i cant describe

you feel?

She's more of a guilty pleasure but I can't help it.

And she's so beautiful, but not as beautiful as you obviously~

You got that James Dean daydream look in your eye~

 

77. Say when you've had enough of us, Ronnie, okay?

77. Mortal Kombat ensues.

5 hours ago, Rex Glacies said:

Ah, wonderful.

Provided you buy the plane ticket for me and Claudius buys the Dutch pancakes afterwards, I'm up for it.

Forget about "Keeping up with the Kardashians." I need to watch "Keeping up with Serenesforest." Who is this "Dutch chick?" And who is engaged with whom at this point? @Claudius I and @Astolfo!? @SullyMcGully and @Natalie? Is @Ronnie the mistress?

Aw, thank you. You just want the 'Murican pancakes, don't you?

I'm thinking we need to start an official chat thread.

Anyway, in presenting the illusion that we are actually interviewing someone...

XXII. Favorite of the seven deadly sins in Fullmetal Alchemist?

XVI. Least favorite of them?

XL. If you could have a magical power what would you have?

XXXVIII. Have you watched Death Note?

XXIV. Have you watched Fairy Tail?

X. Have you ever played a Zelda game?

XIX. Do you know what question number I was on previously because I have no clue.

And I'm sorry Ronnie for the chaos that is... well... everyone else in this thread.

Why are all your numbers screwed up?

1. Greed
2. Pride
3. Either fire wielding or teleporting
4. No
5. Yes
6. Yes
7. No

3 hours ago, Bartozio said:

 

 

Wait, you're letting someone buy you pancakes? You clearly know nothing of pancakes, since the ones you can buy in a supermarket can't even be compared to real pancakes.

You should either let someone bake them themself, or go to a restaurant!

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Sorry, pancakes were the first thing I could actually bake, so I'm somewhat passionate about them, although I haven't made them in years...

Also, wow, this escalculated way to fast. Did someone buy the rights for this soap story already?

Perhaps I should add in some questions to not derail the thread to much. Here you go @Ronnie:

13) Have you ever watched Fate/Zero?

13x) If so, what do you think about it?

14) Same as above, but now about Boku no Hero Acedemia.

15) Is there a special reason you mainly like older anime?

16) What genres do you generally enjoy watching?

17) Which pairing for Lucina do you like the most, apart from Robin/yourself ?

18) Who do you prefer as Lucina's mom?

19) Do you prefer the more calm and collected lords (Roy, Erika, Lucina) or the brash ones (Hector, Ephraim, Chrom)?

20) How bad am I at describing personalities?

21) Have you ever had pancakes?

22) What do you think about the thread derailing this much?

13. No
14. No
15. I grew up watching Toonami
16. Mostly anything that isn't horror. I like action, adventure, martial arts, comedy, romance, slice of life, ecchi, etc.
17. Lucina and Inigo. Their support is sweet and they look good together.
18. Sumia. I like canon stuff.
19. Hmm, generally I like brash or outgoing characters but the 3 you mentioned for calm are my preferred lords.
20. Idk
21. Yes
22. I've seen worse

Edited September 8, 2017 by Ronnie

[Arcanite]

22 minutes ago, Ronnie said:

okay first thing's first. I speak American. Is trollop British for a hoe?

Uh yeah, one could say that LOL

Though hoe is a gardening tool, in which case one would drop the "e" when referring to promiscuous people heh ;)

59 minutes ago, Ronnie said:

Never cheat. Nothing good comes from it.

 

1 hour ago, Ronnie said:

Think with your head and not your head.

Now that's what I'm talking about

6 hours ago, Claudius I said:

Who, Helen of Troy?

While I, Claudius I, am indeed many centuries old, I am not that old.

Read what's above, scrub of Teshub!

To think a Roman Emperor would think with the wrong head!

 

35. So you don't like T Swift which is unfort

What about Selena Gomez?

36. Demi Lovado?

37. Katy Peryy?

38. Lorde?

39. Pink?

40. What do you have to say about Roman Emperors who think with their head and not their head?

41. Ya got any drugs?

[Arcanite]

22 minutes ago, Ronnie said:

okay first thing's first. I speak American. Is trollop British for a hoe?

Uh yeah, one could say that LOL

Though hoe is a gardening tool, in which case one would drop the "e" when referring to promiscuous people heh ;)

59 minutes ago, Ronnie said:

Never cheat. Nothing good comes from it.

 

1 hour ago, Ronnie said:

Think with your head and not your head.

Now that's what I'm talking about

6 hours ago, Claudius I said:

Who, Helen of Troy?

While I, Claudius I, am indeed many centuries old, I am not that old.

Read what's above, scrub of Teshub!

To think a Roman Emperor would think with the wrong head!

 

35. So you don't like T Swift which is unfort

What about Selena Gomez?

36. Demi Lovado?

37. Katy Peryy?

38. Lorde?

39. Pink?

40. What do you have to say about Roman Emperors who think with their head and not their head?

41. Ya got any drugs?