Lofrof Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Refer to average stats Play Hard Mode (or Hector Hard Mode, if you're playing the first English Game Boy Advance game) Speed Run. If you don't speed run at all costs, you are a causal failure and should kill yourself immediately. RNG Abuse. Skip arenas Refer to average stats Skip exploring and searching for extra material, even if it makes the game easier Not use the Lord characters Not use interesting characters that have a personality because they have shit average stats Call people fags for not using the same character you do Refer to average stats Refer to support bonuses Refer to average stats Promote characters with high average stats Refer to average stats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyBucket Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Seems accurate 10/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twice Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Seems accurate 10/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solrocknroll Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 averages tell you if a character's blessed or screwed so this parody doesn't work if someone's majorly screwed there's zero reason to keep trying and failing with an uncooperative unit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 salt is real/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofrof Posted February 17, 2016 Author Share Posted February 17, 2016 (edited) averages tell you if a character's blessed or screwed so this parody doesn't work if someone's majorly screwed there's zero reason to keep trying and failing with an uncooperative unit ^ Refers to average stats Edited February 17, 2016 by Lofrof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roflolxp54 Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Pro tip: Snipers only. Final Destination. 360-noscope the **** out of ****tards using your MLG-sponsored Illuminati-brand artillery. Make sure to pause and post a screenshot onto Memeverse every time you get a killshot. IGN rates 8 out of 8 -- no b8, m8; worth every dongerbill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofrof Posted February 17, 2016 Author Share Posted February 17, 2016 Pro tip: Snipers only. Final Destination. 360-noscope the **** out of ****tards using your MLG-sponsored Illuminati-brand artillery. Make sure to pause and post a screenshot onto Memeverse every time you get a killshot. IGN rates 8 out of 8 -- no b8, m8; worth every dongerbill Hey m8, m8, move, move m8! IGN 7.8 too much water m8, aye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 There is no professional scene in Fire Emblem. Nobody is being paid for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 (edited) That's not quite true. Who got paid $50 last week for playing Fire Emblem 8. Edited February 17, 2016 by Baldrick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Envoy of the Beginning Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 There is no professional scene in Fire Emblem. Nobody is being paid for this. I am. Even if it's just chump change at the moment Partnerships OP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solrocknroll Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 ^ Refers to average stats lol okay but if random unit #5 has 6 less strength than they should have at a level I'm hoping you would care too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarinets Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 (edited) lol okay but if random unit #5 has 6 less strength than they should have at a level I'm hoping you would care too I'm pretty sure this is what the RNG abuse rule is for. Well, that and getting through ridiculous situations. Edited February 17, 2016 by Clarinets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 obviously in order know what you're talking about you need a degree in statistics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 obviously in order know what you're talking about you need a degree in statistics A minor is acceptable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryhard Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 (edited) averages are absolutely a correct basis for judging a unit... in relation to if their bases are also good enough. but the games are usually easy enough and give you enough resources for it to not matter i ain't gonna judge you for using fucking wendy (because honestly it's the most fun to use the scrubs) or some shit but please don't try to say she's a good unit taking too seriously/10 Edited February 17, 2016 by Tryhard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 (edited) nice repost bro modedit: the porn was decent at least though Edited February 18, 2016 by Integrity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryhard Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 oh, encyclopedia dramatica. how I wonder how I've never seen it before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 (edited) nice repost bro modedit: there was porn in this link lmao Hmm, not entirely sfw. Edited February 18, 2016 by Integrity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrman Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 You forgot that you have to swear off foot units and spam horses all day long. Even outside FE4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Banzai Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 The true pros don't care about average stats because they run 0% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specta Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 to be a pro fire emblem player and debater first you have to give up all dignity you might have left Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 to be a pro fire emblem player and debater first you have to give up all dignity you might have left this is true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 The true pros don't care about average stats because they run 0% The average stats of a 0% character still matter though. It just happens that they're identical to the bases, give or take promotion gains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 to be a pro fire emblem player and debater you have to hate both yourself and the concept of life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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