kirauza343 Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 Anytime Odin finds an item that already belongs to someone (Beruka's Axe, Selena's Sword, etc) because he's like "An unnamed object? What a travesty" especially today when he said the same thing when he found ODIN'S GRIMOIRE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiyumi Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 Anytime Odin finds an item that already belongs to someone (Beruka's Axe, Selena's Sword, etc) because he's like "An unnamed object? What a travesty" especially today when he said the same thing when he found ODIN'S GRIMOIRE This same thing for me, except the last thing Odin found...were beans. Please refrain from naming the beans, Odin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banyanas Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 The badly broken front pasterns on pegasi. The way they're bent backwards. Ouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakkun Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 (edited) I find it hilarious that [spoiler=Revelations spoilers (heavy)] When you defeat Gunter, he actually gets healed by Sakura and Elise after having commited something like a Seppuku and being heavily wounded, and LIVE. The heck? Why couldn't this happen to Xander, Elise, or Takumi? This just sounded like BS plot powers. And that was hilarious. Even worse is that I have him as my castle assistant, and everyone acts like nothing happened lmao. As for me, anything that Felicia does for some reason. She's so...derpy in a somewhat endearing way imo, to the point where I consider her a joke, yet want to give her a hug at the same time. And in some of the Xenologues, she acts like Corrin's incompetent sidekick (who is actually more competent than Corrin himself but "tomato tamamo") Edited March 27, 2016 by Jakkun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenlance7 Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 in chapter 26 of revelation the bosses defeat line is hilarious to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 (edited) man so yesterday I beat chapter 20 of Conquest and I have to say the scene where lillith dies is just too ridiculous to be sad. i mean, it should seem tragic how she jumps in the way to save you, but it's ruined by how she's a fish. instead of a tragic death scene where she jumps in to save corn, it just looks silly seeing a fish come out of nowhere and die. i think i actually laughed a little there. Edited March 27, 2016 by maybe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakkun Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 man so yesterday I beat chapter 20 of Conquest and I have to say the scene where lillith dies is just too ridiculous to be sad. i mean, it should seem tragic how she jumps in the way to save you, but it's ruined by how she's a fish. instead of a tragic death scene where she jumps in to save corn, it just looks silly seeing a fish come out of nowhere and die. i think i actually laughed a little there. for me I see the Faceless as "Bondage Shreks" so I cant take anything involving them seriously. All I see is a fish "getting shrekt" Yes, my sense of humour is pretty low-brow, I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.Leu Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 for me I see the Faceless as "Bondage Shreks" so I cant take anything involving them seriously. All I see is a fish "getting shrekt" Yes, my sense of humour is pretty low-brow, I know. Nah, I think it's fine. I mean, they're huge muscular zombies with bulging vein, and a full bondage stuff, mask included. I subconsciously connected the dot a long while ago. Bondage or not, I really can't take them seriously as the story expect me to be, especially in Conquest. My gosh, the Lilith sacrifice scene in Conquest was just absurd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintales Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 Nah, I think it's fine. I mean, they're huge muscular zombies with bulging vein, and a full bondage stuff, mask included. I subconsciously connected the dot a long while ago. Bondage or not, I really can't take them seriously as the story expect me to be, especially in Conquest. My gosh, the Lilith sacrifice scene in Conquest was just absurd. I just watched it. That was hilariously random. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blade Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 man so yesterday I beat chapter 20 of Conquest and I have to say the scene where lillith dies is just too ridiculous to be sad. i mean, it should seem tragic how she jumps in the way to save you, but it's ruined by how she's a fish. instead of a tragic death scene where she jumps in to save corn, it just looks silly seeing a fish come out of nowhere and die. i think i actually laughed a little there. That's Chapter 21. Chapter 20 is Mr. Fuga's Neverending Magical Sand Ride of Fun. Unintentionally funny moments for me was when I paired up Takumi as support with Subaki getting flooded by enemies in Endgame, his line was "Not this again". It made me giggle. There was also that time I gave Oboro a bath towel, she said "it's what the sophisticated ladies are wearing now!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frelia Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 (edited) Today I watched a playthrough of Chapter 14 and the scenes where Azura is in a disguise and Corrin can't notice her at all is so bad that it's funny to me. Conquest!Corrin is amazing. Edited March 29, 2016 by Frelia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DanMan Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 for me I see the Faceless as "Bondage Shreks" so I cant take anything involving them seriously. All I see is a fish "getting shrekt" Yes, my sense of humour is pretty low-brow, I know. Damn it. Now I can't stop thinking of them as such. Also, I've laughed during every single plotline death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.Leu Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 (edited) I just watched it. That was hilariously random. I would to add that it came... completelly out of the blue ! *put on sunglasses* Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! Conquest have a very fishy storryline like that. ...I'm not apologizing. :p Edited March 29, 2016 by B.Leu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerus Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 (edited) So most of Jakob's supports are terrible and disgusting and that's the only reason I ship him with Azura (aside from Dwyer having nice hair). However, his C Support with Peri had me laughing my butt off at how she reacted towards him. Peri may be a bloodthirsty woman, but she's also a precious sinnamon roll and her crying made me feel bad for her but at the same time the way Jakob and Peri appeared in the support itself made me laugh. Also, when I was at the prisons, Percy was in charge and I told him to persuade him. I had a video explaining this actually. http://honeynutfemios.tumblr.com/post/139716936650/i-wonder-if-i-can-persuade-someone-to-be-my Finally, Rhajat's support with Kanna if she's not your daughter. I was so disappointed when Kanna didn't say this line: "Mama makes me brush my teeth" when talking with Rhajat as a sister. If anymore things make me laugh, I should post them. Edited March 30, 2016 by Dangerus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSND Alter Dragon Boner Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Everything wrong about Conquest plot, summed up in literally 3 sentences "Why didn't you tell us earlier? Why keep it a secret? And why are you two the only ones who knows about this alleged truth?"" Leo - 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
December Knight Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 (edited) Okay, some spoilers for this one (nothing story related, kinda). Alright, so you know the animation for Knights (and maybe Generals, I don't really know since I don't have General yet) after being healed, you know that little dance that they do? Yeah, Birthright chapter 27!Garon has that animation. It's as stupid and great as sounds. Also, I found out that part of Rhajat's name is the Indonesian word for urinating (Hajat). I don't why I find this kinda funny but I do. :U Edited March 30, 2016 by December Knight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DanMan Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 (edited) Everything wrong about Conquest plot, summed up in literally 3 sentences "Why didn't you tell us earlier? Why keep it a secret? And why are you two the only ones who knows about this alleged truth?"" Leo - 2016 That's going in my sig. Edited March 30, 2016 by The DanMan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanko Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Don't know if someone posted this already, but I saw spoilers to what happens to Flora in Birthright. And then to recruit her in Conquest you need to upgrade the Fire Orb to lvl 3. I wonder if that is just a coincidence or a silly joke by IS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasori Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 (edited) I always thought it was funny that you can make Rahjat crush on her own adoptive grandmother if you decide to marry Fuga. Imagine how ackward family dinners would be with her and granny Corrin in the room. Other then that there are also the groans of increasing discomfort, especially when taken out of context. Edited March 30, 2016 by Sasori Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lore Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Beruka gets a critical hit in the arena and says, "You won't survive this!" Her base damage is a pathetic 2, so it deals 6 damage, and the enemy has 7 HP left...yeah, he survived it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augestein Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 The fact that in Revelations you get to actually play as the "I can't tell you that now" guy from like every anime ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneNoire Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 When Silas kills an enemy that does no damage to him and he's all "that was close!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneNoire Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Also, when the attacking character's profile shows their face full of discomfort when an enemy is going to do a lot of damage to them, but the enemy has a 0% hit rate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowofchaos Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 For me, it was definitely in Revelation when Izana died. I just-- "UHHH, SOMETHING ABOUT A DRAGON. That's all I can tell you. also I'm dying. BYE." I kind of just sat there going "w-what" for a good minute or so Especially when it was the device that is used to get Takumi to join you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowess Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 okay um I'd never played Conquest prior to purchasing Revelations, and I had Azura sing for Charlotte shortly after recruiting her so I didn't know Charlotte made that particular pose where she throws down her axe and bends down and now I can't get the image of Azura just standing there like "what the fuck" because y'know, they just recruited her and here she is somewhat hitting on water princess that's all I can remember rn lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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