ping Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 "So there's a thing a German smallartist does and that... Oh wait, is it littleartist? Anyway, he does that thing where he takes a quote, but attributes it to someone else. Oh, and he's a comedian, I should mention that. The littleartist is just another joke of his. Also, sometimes the quotes can be altered a bit, to make it funnier." - Oscar Wilde "I will build a great wall and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me." - Bob the Builder "When they get high, we go low." - Richard Nixon "Act only according to that maxim whereby you can, at the same time, will that it should become a universal law." - Silvio Berlusconi "Love thy neighbor." - Donald Trump "I'll be back." - Jesus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twice Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 "I love emails!" -Hillary Clinton Did I do it right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaze Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Funny coincidence. Facebook is telling me I posted this on this day in 2012: “A BOYFRIEND suppose too make yo panties WET not ur eyes! & A GIRLFRIEND is suppose too make yo dick HARD not ur Life” — Oscar Wilde (1852–1900) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 "...and then I said, 'The fuck, man, why the fuck do you think I would invade Russia? I'm not a dumbass.'"-Emperor Napoleon the Great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 "I'll be back." - Jesus i thought you said falsely attributed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 "This was a great welcome Governor, you know what else is really welcoming? Deez-" -JFK before getting shot in the head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 "Don't believe everything you read on the internet." -Abraham Lincoln Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ping Posted November 12, 2016 Author Share Posted November 12, 2016 (edited) "You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever." - Vlad the Impaler €: Rezzy, that was Einstein. Get it right! :/ Edited November 12, 2016 by ping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 "I told you I was ill." - Engraved on the tombstone of Pope John Paul II. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gradivus. Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 "Repeal and replace Obamacare!" -Barack Obama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 "What does Bill say to Hillary after having sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes." -Bill Clinton at a fundraising event Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ping Posted November 13, 2016 Author Share Posted November 13, 2016 "I am a prince before I am a son or brother." - Vegeta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UNLEASH IT Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 (edited) "No one talks shit about my waifu." -Andrew Jackson,1806 Edited November 13, 2016 by UNLEASH IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 "No one talks shit about my waifu." -Andrew Jackson,1806 I could imagine him totally saying that. And how could you not love a woman named Rachel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ping Posted November 13, 2016 Author Share Posted November 13, 2016 "You would make a ship sail against the winds and currents by forcing an enslaved firebender under her deck? I have no time for such nonsense." - Kuvira Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 "All your base are belong to us!" - Sephiroth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UNLEASH IT Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 (edited) I could imagine him totally saying that. And how could you not love a woman named Rachel? I could go on all day with this. "Go fuck yourself"- Andrew Jackson to Henry Clay "Go fuck yourself"- Andrew Jackson to John Quincy Adams "Go fuck yourself"- Andrew Jackson to Congress "Go fuck yourself"- Andrew Jackson to England Edited November 14, 2016 by UNLEASH IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 I could go on all day with this. "Go fuck yourself"- Andrew Jackson to Henry Clay "Go fuck yourself"- Andrew Jackson to John Quincy Adams "Go fuck yourself"- Andrew Jackson to Congress "Go fuck yourself"- Andrew Jackson to England I think the list of people Andrew Jackson wouldn't say "Go fuck yourself" would be shorter. He even did this as a 12 year old in the Revolutionary War. He told a British Officer to go to Hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balcerzak Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 I could imagine him totally saying that. And how could you not love a woman named Rachel?Unless I'm mistaken, there was actually quite some scandals involved that caused some serious staff shake-ups in the Jackson presidency. Not with his wife of course, I think she was dead at the time, but one of his aides wives was in a similar situation I think and he did not take her getting slighted well. Fuck, I wish I remembered the details, I'm probably going to have to wikipedia this now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebony Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 "Ready the nukes" - Gandhi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 Unless I'm mistaken, there was actually quite some scandals involved that caused some serious staff shake-ups in the Jackson presidency. Not with his wife of course, I think she was dead at the time, but one of his aides wives was in a similar situation I think and he did not take her getting slighted well. Fuck, I wish I remembered the details, I'm probably going to have to wikipedia this now... I think Jackson himself killed a guy in a duel for insulting his wife. I know he at least challenged a guy to a duel for it. Jackson in general got offended pretty easily. People think Trump is crazy, but he's got nothing on Andrew Jackson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 "#FucKonami" - Takuya Kozuki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 "It's not the system the people deserve. But it's the one they need." -Batman, about Monarchy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ping Posted November 16, 2016 Author Share Posted November 16, 2016 "The best argument against monarchy is a five-minute conversation with the average royal." - Don Carlos (written by Friedrich Schiller) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 "God is dead" - Pope John II Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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