Tempest Trials: Twilight of the Gods Edition!

[GuiltyLove]

1 minute ago, Rezzy said:

Luckily nothing grosses me out.

I would imagine that is the case because you are a doctor

[Rezzy]

2 minutes ago, GuiltyLove said:

I would imagine that is the case because you are a doctor

That's part of it, but with my kids, their bodily fluids don't even bother me in the slightest.  Maybe it's because they're 50% me, but if they spit up on me or something, I don't feel compelled to go clean myself as soon as possible, like I would if anybody else did it.

[XRay]

3 hours ago, Bartozio said:

I disagree, using glass canons with a dancer works perfectly well without any healer. You only need to use a healer if you plan on your units getting hit, which shouldn't happen to glass cannons.

When I am too lazy to strategize, like heading home from work, I let my BB!Cordelia or Celica take a hit occasionally before healing her back up in the next map with Alm. It is not ideal, but as long as I do my math right, BB!Cordelia should not die.

2 hours ago, Rezzy said:

Why is Sonya the Boss of this Tempest?

I think they chose her since she is easy to kill, at least when you have Alm, Celica, or any decent archer anyway.

1 hour ago, Rezzy said:

That's part of it, but with my kids, their bodily fluids don't even bother me in the slightest.  Maybe it's because they're 50% me, but if they spit up on me or something, I don't feel compelled to go clean myself as soon as possible, like I would if anybody else did it.

What about their poop? I do not have kids yet, but I feel the same way towards my cat; I let her kiss/sniff me on the lips even after she cleans her butt.

[Rezzy]

1 minute ago, XRay said:

 

What about their poop? I do not have kids yet, but I feel the same way towards my cat; I let her kiss/sniff me on the lips even after she cleans her butt.

Their poop is something that I'd feel compelled to clean, but my own poop disgusts me as well.  Any bodily fluid of my own that doesn't bother me: phlegm, blood, spit, etc doesn't bother me when it's from them, but things of mine that do bother me poop, pee, etc, also bother me when they're from them,

[Roflolxp54]

Current score before Legion's rerun starts: 57,032 points.

[XRay]

3 minutes ago, Rezzy said:

Their poop is something that I'd feel compelled to clean, but my own poop disgusts me as well.  Any bodily fluid of my own that doesn't bother me: phlegm, blood, spit, etc doesn't bother me when it's from them, but things of mine that do bother me poop, pee, etc, also bother me when they're from them,

I see. I would not directly lick my cat's butt either, but if it is indirect through her mouth, then I would not mind.

[GuiltyLove]

10 minutes ago, XRay said:

I see. I would not directly lick my cat's butt either, but if it is indirect through her mouth, then I would not mind.

Im glad to hear this. Butt-licking is weird but indirect butt-licking is  ok. The more you know!

[Infinite Dreams]

I'm at 49k, which is rank 1832.  Wow, I wonder what the people in the top 1k have right now.

Edited August 14, 2017 by Infinite Dreams

[XRay]

5 minutes ago, GuiltyLove said:

Im glad to hear this. Butt-licking is weird but indirect butt-licking is  ok. The more you know!

Life is full of contradictions and irony. Most men would not taste their own semen directly, but I think most would still kiss women who just fellate them. I am not sure if most men would still kiss their partner if she performed anilingus on him, but I think I would if I took a shower before hand.

11 minutes ago, Infinite Dreams said:

I'm at 49k, which is rank 1832.  Wow, I wonder what the people in the top 1k have right now.

They have a lot of Stamina Potions/Orbs to spare for sure. My score is 21,609. I feel kind of lazy for this Tempest Trial due to the additional multiplier for your first two runs every day. I will burn some Stamina Potions towards the end though to get my score up.

[GuiltyLove]

Just now, XRay said:

Life is full of contradictions and irony. Most men would not taste their own semen directly, but I think most would still kiss women who just fellate them. I am not sure if most men would still kiss their partner if she performed anilingus on him, but I think I would if I took a shower before hand.

Thank you for the information

[Rezzy]

1 minute ago, XRay said:

 I am not sure if most men would still kiss their partner if she performed anilingus on him, but I think I would if I took a shower before hand.

Do you not always shower before doing that?

[GuiltyLove]

I somehow beat the final map without losing anyone! Yay!

[bethany81707]

Guys, please... General Heroes doesn't get this weird.

[Tybrosion]

7 minutes ago, XRay said:

They have a lot of Stamina Potions/Orbs to spare for sure. My score is 21,609. I feel kind of lazy for this Tempest Trial due to the additional multiplier for your first two runs every day. I will burn some Stamina Potions towards the end though to get my score up.

I would be one of those in the "have pots to spare" club. I pot spammed my way to 50k on Friday and am currently sitting at 67,312 (#363). I still have 70 pots left for the record.

[XRay]

11 minutes ago, Rezzy said:

Do you not always shower before doing that?

I always shower after I take a dump and when I get home, but not always before doing it though.

9 minutes ago, phineas81707 said:

Guys, please... General Heroes doesn't get this weird.

Is that sarcasm?

6 minutes ago, Tybrosion said:

I would be one of those in the "have pots to spare" club. I pot spammed my way to 50k on Friday and am currently sitting at 67,312 (#363). I still have 70 pots left for the record.

I got about 40 something pots. I used a lot of it on the weekend to grind some of my units.

Maybe that is why I feel so lazy.

Edited August 14, 2017 by XRay

[Rezzy]

I'm at 38,654 now, with most of my Stamina gone.  I think I'll call it a night for now.  Tomorrow's bonus should be enough to put me over the threshold for the final Seal.  From there, I'll probably slow down a bit, but I don't think I should have trouble getting all the rewards this time.

[GuiltyLove]

1 minute ago, Rezzy said:

I'm at 38,654 now, with most of my Stamina gone.  I think I'll call it a night for now.  Tomorrow's bonus should be enough to put me over the threshold for the final Seal.  From there, I'll probably slow down a bit, but I don't think I should have trouble getting all the rewards this time.

Sheesh. Did you use any pots to get that? I'm barely under 20k right now. The lack of a bonus unit hurts :(

[Rezzy]

1 minute ago, GuiltyLove said:

Sheesh. Did you use any pots to get that? I'm barely under 20k right now. The lack of a bonus unit hurts :(

I used a few Potions this weekend, but not a ton.  I have 105 Stamina Potions currently.

[Interdimensional Observer]

1 hour ago, phineas81707 said:

Guys, please... General Heroes doesn't get this weird.

Agreed, I visit this board partly for the nonsensical chaos, but this is graphic to the point of being Too Much Information!

I might have lost the rights to say that when I fawned over "Seasonal" Ryoma in the Sprite Assembly Thread. But at least I kept it clean of direct sexual acts and human excrement.

It's only a matter of time now before somebody starts writing up cheesy low grade romance novel porn in the opening post of a new banner topic with no or only token talk of the banner itself. Once that egregious low comes, this board will be under constant watch by the mods and we'll never be allowed to discuss sex and the absurd ever again! Don't push the envelope people!

[Vaximillian]

ITT: excuse me what the fuck

Anyway, 20k and Atk Ploy seal get.

I finally figured out what map to mildly dislike in this tempest: the Sluice Gate. Poor Reinhardt always gets wounded tanking a hit for the team (unless there is a unit on the fort tile, or there is an Olwen or Reinhardt in the second enemy slot).

[Sunwoo]

Which map is that?

Personally, I'm annoyed by Veronica's map and the one with the lot of trees the most.

[Vaximillian]

6 minutes ago, Sunwoo said:

Which map is that?

Personally, I'm annoyed by Veronica's map and the one with the lot of trees the most.

Delthea’s map, 12-1.

And yeah, both forest maps are a pain in the ass if the enemies get movement assists. Oh Naga.

[Sunwoo]

Oh, that one. Yeah, that map really is annoying. I don't dare take a team that doesn't have at least two repositioning skills between them. That reminds me, though, I do need to put either draw back or reposition on Delthea.

[thecrimsonflash]

2 hours ago, phineas81707 said:

Guys, please... General Heroes doesn't get this weird.

I came here expecting to hear about how much closer to 99,999 points everyone is getting, btu instead I was greeted with a delightful conversation about sexual acts, human excrement and the realization that I'm not doing below average ATM. 

just got hardy breathing, but I wasted all my orbs trying to get Ike or julia (or at least a fae I don't care if she is good I just want the game to end my bartre and barst streak so I can have some confidence in greens again), now I am contemplating if I should just keep at it and grind stamina potions next month, or just take it easy and get what I get.

[Roflolxp54]

For me, Delthea's map isn't particularly hard since Gray has Swap by default, Olivia has her default Dance, and Reinhardt has Reposition. What often happens is, depending on enemy composition, once my team arrives just outside of the enemy attack range, I'd have Gray use Swap on Olivia to have her move up a spot, have Reinhardt blow somebody up, have Olivia Dance Reinhardt, and have Reinhardt blow another enemy unit up or have him Reposition behind Olivia to get both of themselves out of danger.

I find the Desert Stronghold map to be more annoying due to how 4 enemies are confined into a small area, meaning lots of overlapping enemy unit attack ranges, which can make approaching a bit difficult. And of course, 2 of the Ch. 9 maps (Michalis+Camus map and Veronica's map) are more annoying as those tend to eat up quite a few turns, especially if the enemy units keep spamming assist skills rather than approach - especially Reposition on the Michalis+Camus map and Rally skills on Veronica's map. Ursula's story map can also be annoying due to the massive amount of forest tiles all over it.