Dismissed Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 (edited) ...conquered them, since they were conquerors, it was their occupation to conquer, and they did. Now the Summerset Isles, Valenwood, and Hammerfell destroyed, and Elswyr and Morrowind were conquered, so the next target was either High Rock, Skyrim, Cyrodiil, or the Black Marsh. They decided their next target was... Edited March 30, 2018 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 ...Shadow Jago, who was introduced a few pages back by @Hawkwing and they decided that he was the reason this thread was so slow at times, and also figured that if they didn't practice for defeating him now, his perfect-play AI would bring their whole conquest to a halt. When trying to buy the game for practice, however... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 (edited) ...Shadow Jago committed suicide, thus saving them the trouble. And so, the conquest of Tamriel continued, and for a quick reminder, here are the eleven conquerors: Garon, Emperor of Nohr Rudolf, Emperor of Valentia Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness Hermaeus Mora, Daedric Prince of Knowledge Mark Chang, Alien Prince Canas Etzel Owain/Odin Severa/Selena Inigo/Laslow Lethe They were joined by... Edited March 31, 2018 by Purple Mage Forgot the others Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 A live pair of pants. With this new ally on their side the conquerers charged into battle against the dark armies of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatKnightEcho Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Magolor, who was there because he heard the Master Crown was stored in a chest somewhere around here. His army consisted of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 ...an army of pants. Fortunately, the live pair of pants was skilled in magic of the Alteration branch, and turned the army of pants into custom-fit merchandise, funding the conquerors' Tamriel campaign. Now that they were well-funded, the conquerors targeted... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 ...Skyrim, which they planned to melt the ice within to flood Cyrodiil. They were opposed by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 ...Glacius and Frozone, who didn't want to re-snow/ice Skyrim again. Meanwhile Aquaman was internally debating wether to help the conquers so he could save the continent from flooding again, or to aid our two heroes to prevent this injustice. In the end, He decided to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 ...get some popcorn and just watch, because sometimes even a hero needs a break. However this sentiment was not shared by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 The super duper ultra space, time and dimensions gigs Master Sage who thought the battle was a bit uneven, so he banished ALL the Daedric Princes to the void where Monica went FOREVER so none of them can EVER come back to this thread again for all acts. (Totally done for balancing and not because I sick and tired of Daedric princes being crammed into every single act or anything) Unfortunately after this he disintegrated and was blown away by the wind so even he can't rescue the Daedric princes. With that loss to their army the conquerors... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) ...pleaded @Purple Mage to use his magical shadowy author powers to restore the Daedric Princes. Now, @Purple Mage realized that he wasn't bound by the quality of fanfiction.net, so he brought back the Daedric Princes. While this action pissed off @Pengaius, the conquerors decided to keep Skyrim cold, since Rudolf was used to it. However, Canas died at the hands of a freak snowstorm caused by some Frost Atronachs and a few ice mages, which rallied with the frost-resistant wildlife of the province to kill him. Now with one of their leaders dead, the conquerors decided to... Edited April 4, 2018 by Purple Mage lol misspelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 (Heh you said authot YOU'RE A THOT) Sacrifice all the Daedric princes to revive Canas so the princes died FOREVER FOR REAL GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER. And the Conquerors forgot all about them and set their sights on taking over... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 ...Cyrodiil, with the help of a still-pissed @Pengaius. However, the twelve of them were blocked by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 ... King Harkinian, come to take what was rightfully his as Emperor Rudolf's original partner. To the surprise of the conquerors, the King of Youtube Poop had devised a brilliant plan, trapping all of them in Ignatius Mortimer Meen's book, which he proceeded to eat, for dinner. As his teeth drew close Canas and Odin combined their magics to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 ...summon Judge Claude Frollo, who told the Dinner King to "Taste the fires of hell!" and threw a fireball, overcooking said Dinner King. After sixty seconds, the summon wore off and Frollo was banished back to Hell, and so the conquerors freed themselves and continued their way towards the Imperial City, their armies following the yellow brick road. Suddenly, a monk from the Psijic Order (which was spared from the destruction of the Summerset Isles) comes to them and issues a warning, stating... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 You shall now be purged by his Schmexyness, Lord Gheb(shudder) Fortunately the conquerors stabbed Gheb with a giant yellow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 ...pencil. The Joker saw this, and decided to show the conquerors a magic trick. Short story even shorter, this resulted in the death of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 ...the Joker, since @Pengaius ripped Sheogorath out of existence, madness wasn't really that funny anymore. Without any further interruptions, they conquered Cyrodiil and collected taxes from the Imperials. Then they took a break. However... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 ...Emperor Palpatine took advantage of the time the conquers wasted conquering Cyrodill by taking control of the Galaxy. When the Conquerors took a break to play [Insert random board/card/video game here], he subtly manipulated the politics of the continent to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 ...do nothing. However, Mark Chang (one of the conquerors) rallies the inhabitants of his home planet of Yugopotamia and proceeds to conquer the Galaxy, freeing the Galaxy from Emperor Palpatine's grasp. Due to Yugopotamian customs/psychology/biology, Palpatine is setenced to death by being force-fed chocolate. Due to the fact that he is an old man and chocolate is unhealthy, he dies of health problems anyway. Now with Ohio, most of Tamriel, and the Galaxy under their (actually pretty peaceful and kind) reign, the conquerors decided to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Get really really drunk. After a wild night of partying looting and otherwise causing mayhem Rudolf wakes up in bed with... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 ...Alm's mother, thus setting the plot of Gaiden into motion. However, Garon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 ...realizes that Gaiden's plot did the "two morally grey nations get into a war" leagues better than fates did, and over twenty year earlier to boot. To prevent anyone else from discovering this, he started a propaganda campaign, and gained funding from... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 ...the Black Hole Army from Advance Wars, who were pissed that Intelligent Systems forgot about Advance Wars. However, the propaganda campaign was stopped by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 The fact that Iago refused to allow Garon access to the Royal Treasurey. So just to spite rudolf about having a better game... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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