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Remember Eurydice. Fear nothing, run forward without looking back. Evaluate your friendships! Find the ones who will stand by you no matter what, disengage from the fairweather, sever from the toxic. Life is support networks.

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8 hours ago, Jingle Jangle said:

What are some good places to visit in Australia?

Is the wildlife that nasty as some documentaries depict it?

Besides the typical destinations (Gold Coast, Uluru from a culturally sensitive distance etc) if I had someone visit me in Canberra I'd take them up this hill, Cooleman Ridge. Doesn't sound too impressive, but Canberra's really fucking flat, so you can actually see the whole city from the top. It's traditionally where southside college students used to go to get laid. Alternatively, if you find yourself in inner-western Sydney for whatever reason, check out Leichhardt's Italian Plaza which is... hopefully still as I remember it as a child... more likely, though, just. Boat around everywhere. If you are in Sydney and haven't ferried at least one place you have failed as a human being.

It's really not.

8 hours ago, shezzy said:

how do I get laid (legally)

By not being weird about it.

2 hours ago, Flee Fleet! said:

how can I dislike a chocobo?

By seeing their increased marketing as a symptom of Square Enix losing their way in the drive to become a megacorporation, in Final Fantasy no longer being a series of games but a franchise, and that as just one example of the great ouroboros of capitalism consuming itself and with it, all of us.

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4 hours ago, Parrhesia said:

By seeing their increased marketing as a symptom of Square Enix losing their way in the drive to become a megacorporation, in Final Fantasy no longer being a series of games but a franchise, and that as just one example of the great ouroboros of capitalism consuming itself and with it, all of us.

Deep.

 

I have another question: Is Fire Emblem good for my health?

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13 hours ago, epilepsyduck said:

What is a man?

An adult who identifies as male.

11 hours ago, FrostyFireMage said:

If I'm ever stranded in the wilderness and surrounded by hungry wolves should I eat myself first so they can't?

I like the way you think.

10 hours ago, SullyMcGully said:

How can I make my advice awesome like yours?

Very carefully.

9 hours ago, Flee Fleet! said:

I have another question: Is Fire Emblem good for my health?

Probably to some extent it can help teach risk management, but like anything else electronic it will fuck up your eyes if you play it for too long.

9 hours ago, DefaultBeep said:

I'm sorry, I'll try to be quieter from now on.

@Parrhesia How can I become quieter for the sake of other people's happiness?

Voice coaching.

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47 minutes ago, Integrity said:

how do i cope with the crippling realization that i need no advice from you?

 

are my everton jammies sexy?

You don't.

Yes.

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33 minutes ago, Rex Glacies said:

How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a lollipop?

It depends on the size of the lollipop and the moisture of the tongue.

2 minutes ago, fartboi said:

why did squatting too much weight make me lightheaded today

Overexertion.

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4 hours ago, Parrhesia said:

Probably to some extent it can help teach risk management, but like anything else electronic it will fuck up your eyes if you play it for too long

welp, its too late for me then.

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