Flee Fleet! Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 I was bored, so I made this thread. I'll start us off: Spoiler Spoilering this because rape is mentioned. On Youtube, I was having an argument with someone about porn (don't ask me why). Anyways, iirc, I stated to the person that "Porn is bad and its awful to watch blah blah blah" or something of the sort. His response? "Men need to watch porn because it prevents them from raping women". I don't understand how that works, nor do I feel like I want to know. Any foolishly foolish arguments you had on the "glorious" Internet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 All of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelaar Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Some vegan was mad at a non-vegan for eating Tofu. I don't see how this is a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Karnage Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 arguing over game soundtracks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wuzzy Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 global warming doesn't exist because it is cold outside (or some variation of that) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 This wasn't on the internet but it's still a ridiculous argument. One time I witnessed and kinda participated in an argument about whether fish have penises or not. I wish I was joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 There was once this SF user who didn't believe Master Seals existed in FE9 despite all evidence to the contrary. A few months later, they still insisted that there were no Master Seals in FE9 despite being proven wrong previously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryhard Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 "The US was both socialist and controlled by globalist corporations under Obama." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRob Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 (edited) Whether or not these guys are pirates. The guy even made a post on the yugioh subreddit whining about how everyone was wrong for thinking they're pirates. Like, I can see his point, but you lose all credibility when you overreact like that. Just let us have our furry pirates damnit. Edited January 29, 2018 by RedRob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redlight Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 "FE9 and FE10 are shitty games because they aren't as popular as Fates and Awakening." Happened during CYL2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Hoo boy, several. Leading up to the release of Xenoblade 2 someone called me a Nazi because I disliked Pyra's design. This is distressingly common, even among amateur historians, but comparing the situation leading up to the fall of the Roman Empire to the present day is absolutely moronic. I've seen the argument that The Handmaid's Tale is appropriating African-American's experiences with slavery when depicting the living conditions of slaves which ignores the fact that Black people weren't the only people to be enslaved. Just the other day I saw a video thumbnail calling Prince Zuko the best written character of all time, which, given the sheer weight of incredibly written characters throughout the history of literature, seems rather doubtful. Don't get me started on rivalries within the ASOIAF fandom, the War of the Five Kings is constantly being fought on the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Karnage Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Raven Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 @Captain Karnage I'm going to call you out because you're that 19 year old college student more often than not in SD lmao, just cause you ain't a communist doesn't mean you don't do the same thing Dumbest argument? Dude told me climate change wasn't real because the name changed from climate change to global warming. Honestly a lot of dumb arguments blend together to me I've been in way too many Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Any arguments art thieves bring up. There is one who claims that the internet is public domain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laser Taro Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 People comparing the roster of Hyrule Warriors after all of the DLC and Hyrule Warriors Legends to the base roster of Fire Emblem Warriors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Karnage Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Lord Raven said: I'm going to call you out because you're that 19 year old college student more often than not in SD lmao, just cause you ain't a communist doesn't mean you don't do the same thing we have a difference in beliefs, we do have some common ground, I don't agree with every one 100% of the time on everything ______________ I've seen people unironically debate best girl and most of 4chan Edited January 29, 2018 by Captain Karnage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 6 minutes ago, Captain Karnage said: I've seen people unironically debate best girl the best kind of debate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ertrick36 Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Oh man, TC, that's a pretty spicy bad argument. I could watch Logan Paul's entire Japan trip video collection while consuming orange juice and toothpaste, and I'd cringe less than when I saw that comment you mentioned. 22 minutes ago, Captain Karnage said: I shit you not, I actually know people who would suggest that Russia wasn't that bad, or even someone who actually legitimately thought that North Korea was actually a paradise and that the U.S. government was trying to portray it as a terrible place. Regardless of how one feels about Communism or Socialism, they ought to at least agree that famines and leadership by fear are just simply terrible. The Kim family, Lenin, and Stalin are not people to be celebrated, nor should we express awe and respect for how they ran their countries. 2 hours ago, Michelaar said: Some vegan was mad at a non-vegan for eating Tofu. I don't see how this is a problem. Obviously because the non-vegan was appropriating vegan culture. They should've checked their privilege. I almost think that those types of vegans are just looking to get into confrontations with others. Such is the tale of the self-righteous who pretend to be morally superior. 45 minutes ago, silveraura25 said: "FE9 and FE10 are shitty games because they aren't as popular as Fates and Awakening." Happened during CYL2 I guess Fire Emblem is a shitty franchise because it isn't as popular as Mario or Call of Duty. And I'm a shitty human because I'm not as popular as Alex Jones or Daddy O' Five. 4 minutes ago, Ercdouken said: Any arguments art thieves bring up. There is one who claims that the internet is public domain Being the brother of an artist, I certainly get an earful on that end. So many think they're entitled to the work of others, it's goddamn sad and stupid. It's even worse when it's someone with maybe a little bit of notoriety who tries to steal the artwork and then explain that they're gonna show it and make the artist "famous"... as if their minor celebrity status makes them somehow immune to commission fees and the like. Maybe I ought to go to a tattoo shop and tell them that I'm an internet celebrity and will show their work off via instagram... You think that'll get me off of paying them to do my tattoos? Anyway, I recall someone actually said something along the lines of "If you don't like big boobs, you're either in high school or single". This was said during the latest CYL, and it was a Camilla fan expressing why they like her. I mean, ignoring that it's a total fallacy... I'm pretty sure that being a high schooler makes you even more prone to obsess over boobs. Also, while I myself really don't care for that character, I know others see more to her than just tits. I've also seen creepy ass people who turn Nowi into a platform to support pedophilia (which is just fucking stupid). Back then I was more confrontational over the internet, and I tried to describe to them the psychology of sexually assaulting/harassing or otherwise violating children and how that actually does fuck up kids minds, and someone was just like "where's da proof???". Uh, try looking at the official APA website or, better yet, look at the mental health records of pedophiles? I'm not gonna guide your hand, Shirley. These people called themselves "advocates"... clearly that's just to cover their child-molesting asses. That's one of the more disgusting internet encounters I came across. Nowi isn't even supposed to be a fucking child, nor is she a real person; why are you using her as a basis to justify your sick fetishes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Raven Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 35 minutes ago, Captain Karnage said: we have a difference in beliefs, we do have some common ground, I don't agree with every one 100% of the time on everything ಠ_ಠ I've seen you post stuff that contradicted decades of academic research and history.. and it would've ended up in stupid argument territory if we had continued Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Basically any argument with people who follow "Tumblr Feminism." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ping Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 So I've been playing quite a bit of Europa Universalis 4 lately, and a recent patch has nerfed the Ottoman Empire to the point where there is a non-zero chance that they might lose a war early in the game. Y'know, still the 2nd-strongest tag in the game behind the Chinese emperor, regularly conquering Moskva, but it's feasible that their AI makes a poor decision or just fights badly in a war. As a result, some Turkish ultra-nationalists on the official forums even sensed a conspiracy by the developers to... I don't know, really. Make the great Ottomans look bad, maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ertrick36 Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 I was just reminded of this absolute moron of a troll on GameFAQs named PKNintendo. He's always been going on about how shitty F2P is for FEH, and gets into arguments with others all the time about it. He once said that F2Pers should be subject to a subscription fee of $10 if they haven't spent money on orbs for a month. He also made this sorry excuse of a topic, where he basically says he's triggered by people who ask which units they should keep because he supposedly spent over $1,000 on FEH only to not get the specific units he wanted. At one point, he even suggested that having the "urge" to buy orbs is completely normal and not implicit of a serious addiction problem... and that anyone who is a F2Per is either "lucky" or doesn't have a credit card. Right, because every adult on the planet sinks all their life savings and even loaned money into a gacha game. Even if he wasn't a troll and had a serious problem that he won't admit to, he's still an ass about it. I highly doubt he is genuine, though, because he seems to have a... reputation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 10 hours ago, Ertrick36 said: I shit you not, I actually know people who would suggest that Russia wasn't that bad, or even someone who actually legitimately thought that North Korea was actually a paradise and that the U.S. government was trying to portray it as a terrible place. Regardless of how one feels about Communism or Socialism, they ought to at least agree that famines and leadership by fear are just simply terrible. The Kim family, Lenin, and Stalin are not people to be celebrated, nor should we express awe and respect for how they ran their countries. 13 hours ago, Michelaar said: Don't get me started on Tankies. I've had one who said that the Soviet invasion of Poland in WWII was simply to save the Poles from Nazi Germany. Speaking of Marxists, the idea that Trotsky represented the good side of Communism is as common as it is inaccurate. Trotsky shared many of Stalin's policies, such as Collectivization, which Stalin initially opposed to sideline Trotsky but then adopted once Trotsky was silence to crush his former ally Bukharin. If you want a genuinely Democratic Socialist USSR Bukharin is probably your best bet, yet so few know of him largely because of Trotsky's influence on the Latin American Revolutionary scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrymidfields Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 And, well, let's not get started on the Japanese revisionism for WWII. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flee Fleet! Posted January 31, 2018 Author Share Posted January 31, 2018 So, I got reminded of a argument over religion and music between two people on Youtube. As the argument progressed, one of the guys started to become more dickish and started to mock the other guy by saying "you probably like Church music" and then proceeded to post a link of something like this. I had an argument with a person on, again, Youtube (popular place to argue amirite) about religion, iirc, and it ended up with him telling me that booty only meant "women", and that I can't prove it had another meaning. I then proceed to just copy paste the whole meaning of the word from Google to show him he's an idiot. His response: "submit? booty doesn't mean submit tell me the meaning of booty!". I don't know where he got the word "submit" from the definition... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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