Re: The weirdo. Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Im going to fucking die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirokan Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Hector's my grandpa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takumeme Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 I feel like good ‘ol Takumi would just raise me to hate Nohrians. 3 minutes ago, Kirokan said: Hector's my grandpa! Lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Cool. I'm a fire breathing kitten! Meow! *spits fire* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcphoenix Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) I would not know how to react. I guess it would be cool to be related but that's about it. My Avatar denies my existence and never took responsibility. He probably still sent occasional gifts regardless. I would also likely have diabetes or inversely be unable to get it with L as my father and probably not show up in any records. Edited April 4, 2018 by Arcphoenix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 I would hope I won't fall asleep during the Eternal Night. Otherwise, I'd be pretty okay with it, because then she would probably teach me how to summon swords and disembodied hands to wield them for me out of the bleeding nowhere... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 I'd live up to my username by virtue of degeneration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 (edited) If I'm an Eevee, that would be normal. Otherwise I'm like Tarzan, except it's a much cuter version. Edited April 5, 2018 by Nym Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Well then this is awkward xenoblade one and two spoilers Spoiler So my dad is Ontos, the third aegis in the trinity processor. Not sure how he'd have a kid since he's a computer program but okay... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirania Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Nym said: If I'm an Eevee, that would be normal. People are gonna try and evolve you, do you really want that in your life? Considering my avatar is a generic character from a show that never excised, I have no idea! Edited April 5, 2018 by Mirania Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Titania seems like she'd be an okay mom. 22 minutes ago, Nym said: If I'm an Eevee, that would be normal. And if you were a Vaporeon, that would be water, Jolteon would be electric, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 (edited) What do you do when your mom is technically two people? And also, it'd be really awkward having my mom also be my sword. Ah whatever. She comes with a cool mecha. Edited April 5, 2018 by Armagon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 40 minutes ago, Mirania said: People are gonna try and evolve you, do you really want that in your life? Actually no one can force me to evolve (Pokémon can reject stones, Ash's Pikachu proved that). If anything, it's the environnement that will force me to evolve. 40 minutes ago, Rezzy said: And if you were a Vaporeon, that would be water, Jolteon would be electric, etc. OMG, this is why I said you are an awesome mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Karnage Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 (edited) wait a second, I'd have a good sister 53 minutes ago, Rezzy said: Titania seems like she'd be an okay mom. she seemed to do a good job with Mist Edited April 5, 2018 by Captain Karnage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucielia Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Do I get cool demon powers from inheritance? It'd balance out having a loli for a mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcanite Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Well I'd probably be evil and crazy, and also a really good unit in heroes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anniec8711 Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Rallyman. BEST. DAD. EVER!!! Whenever I'm feeling down he'd give me inspiring words of encouragement to lift my spirits. Then afterwards he'd probably take me out for pancakes at IHOP He would also coach my little league softball team where his leadership would rally us to the county championships . . . and perhaps even further? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ertrick36 Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 On 4/3/2018 at 10:50 PM, Interdimensional Observer said: Assuming Anna believes in inheritance. She might, but on the other hand she might be a mother who is against any form of handout and will force you to learn the way of bareknuckle business, economics, and finance from scratch. She'll get you to open a lemonade stand at age 4, tell you to expand it to ten locations in the next six months, and using some of her vast accumulated capital, and form a rival lemonade company to try to put you out of business. I could see Anna maybe being a Carnegie, especially in her earlier incarnations. Though she's a ways out from outright millionaire philanthropy, funding libraries and the like. But I definitely think she'd probably prefer to use the money herself before she passes on and not let her family just be handed her wealth. And maybe in time she'll see the value in giving a little back to the public. 19 minutes ago, anniec8711 said: Rallyman. BEST. DAD. EVER!!! Whenever I'm feeling down he'd give me inspiring words of encouragement to lift my spirits. Then afterwards he'd probably take me out for pancakes at IHOP He would also coach my little league softball team where his leadership would rally us to the county championships . . . and perhaps even further? He'd also teach you various martial arts, and you'd probably share your breakfasts with his student, Haitaka. Also, with your boosted stats from Rallyman's rallies, you wouldn't get bullied; you would scare the bullies away. P.E. would be a breeze, you'd excel at math, and strangely enough you'd know Japanese culture and language like the back of your hand. The only problem you'd have in school would be writing classes. For some reason, you'll always feel compelled to write in convoluted and thinly veiled plot devices, and all the characters would have children for no discernible reason other than "the fans want waifus and kids!" And history just escapes you; you barely know how the world came to be or why your nation is at war with a bunch of Celtics led by a goo monster and a cinnamon roll. All you know is that your dad's employer really hates this one "Corn" person and wants his or her head on a plate. And that he has to work with a racist who apparently designed all the standard issue work uniforms and some guy who always keeps beating up his fellow coworkers "to give his master a good show". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, Ertrick36 said: On 4/4/2018 at 12:50 AM, Interdimensional Observer said: I could see Anna maybe being a Carnegie, especially in her earlier incarnations. Though she's a ways out from outright millionaire philanthropy, funding libraries and the like. But I definitely think she'd probably prefer to use the money herself before she passes on and not let her family just be handed her wealth. And maybe in time she'll see the value in giving a little back to the public. Earlier incarnations Anna, sure, I can see a Carnegie attitude. That Secret Shop as Jake points out in FE12 doesn't bring in the money what with it being secret, and I think the Member Card is the only one out there. Explains such high prices and need for an exotic item selection- that one customer must be tempted to buy or there is literally no revenue coming in. Not to mention earlier Annas did various things for free, like teaching beginners how to war in Tellius. Earlier Anna liked a little money, but they just generally liked being a little mischievous and everywhere but the backwater of Valentia. Charity can certainly be in their nature. FE13 and beyond Anna? Anna:I understand you're a job-killing socialist... 9 minutes ago, Ertrick36 said: All you know is that your dad's employer really hates this one "Corn" person and wants his or her head on a plate. And that he has to work with a racist who apparently designed all the standard issue work uniforms and some guy who always keeps beating up his fellow coworkers "to give his master a good show". And they would have to fear their dad would meet an innuendo-loving man who loves making people uncomfortable, has one eye, swings both ways, and possibly a Cupid Bow and or their personal bow that lets them hurt but never kill. This man would possibly capture their dad, after which they would be tortured by anyone from tendrils with a girl to cotton candy that loves kebobing servants. Or they would be bribed with food and precious metals and gems and coral. Either way, they would be forced to turn their rallies to helping the Celtic foe without the ability to ever run away, despite the next two battles offering okay chances of being able to do so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 If I was Zidane and Dagger's kid... I guess I'd be a prince of Alexandria and all of Tantalus would be my uncles. Sounds fun! Gotta watch out for crazy Uncle Kuja though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garlyle Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Spoiler Alert, turns out my parents are dead. Does this mean... Am I Batman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatKnightEcho Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Magolor as a dad... O.K. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandoria Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 A Blade as a mother. Seems... interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 17 minutes ago, Pandoria said: A Blade as a mother. Seems... interesting. Spoiler I guess you'd kinda be like a blade Eater Spoiler Do I inherit the powers of universal recreation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandoria Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 26 minutes ago, DisobeyedCargo said: Reveal hidden contents I guess you'd kinda be like a blade Eater Reveal hidden contents Do I inherit the powers of universal recreation? Spoiler I suppose so. I don't even know how it would work, if it were possible. Spoiler Yes. You will inherit the powers of universal recreation. Ultimate inheritance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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