Karimlan Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Only if the music is metal. Powder or lotion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 For what? How doooooo you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 11, 2018 Author Share Posted June 11, 2018 Pretty good, you? On that note, @SMEDIA, how does Edward Scissorhands wipe his butt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 With ready-made potpourri. Ever heard of medium rare chicken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Yes. It's so raw, that it can still move! Why am I sick of Naruto despite never reading/watching it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 11, 2018 Author Share Posted June 11, 2018 Because the fandom is taking over FF.net. Pirates or ninjas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Pirates. Boat maps are way better than Conquest's Ninja Cave. Why is Kefka from FFVI a way better villain than Sephiroth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Replica Model Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 He's got SAND on his boots. Why does Anakin Skywalker dislike sand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Because it's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. What does "son of a submariner" mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 the opposite of a "son of a landlubber." What is a spoony bard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 12, 2018 Author Share Posted June 12, 2018 Somebody who makes music with spoons. Is mayonnaise an instrument? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 may·on·naise ˈmāəˌnāz,ˈmanāz/ noun a thick, creamy musical instrument consisting of egg yolks beaten with oil and vinegar and seasoned. 1 hour ago, Dragoncat said: Pretty good, you? Fine, thank you. And you? Is a stool a chair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 if it's not brown in color, yes. what is the sound of a mind discarded? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I47floRRAFs If a tree falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it, what's for dinner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Muted pork chops. If the police never find it, is it still a clue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Yes. If the police never find it, is it still glue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 12, 2018 Author Share Posted June 12, 2018 Only if a dead horse is involved. Why are people afraid of mice, which are smaller than us, but nobody is afraid of Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, who is the same size as us or a little bigger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 People can't get their frickin' priorities straight Why can't people get their frickin' priorities straight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 (edited) Because we humans are imperfect by nature. Why are religious fundamentalists called fundamentalists when what they believe in are actually their own assumptions and conclusions and delusions which are all not truly fundamental? (In my opinion, a true fundamentalist is one who accepts only the original corresponding holy book as a reliable source, like me.) Edited June 12, 2018 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Cause you don't decide what things are called what. When will I get super powers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 When the time is right. Why doesn't anyone love me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 maybe cause you won't let them. Deep, huh? How come I answer these types of questions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Because you're an impossible professor. Why do I like staying at home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Because home rules. Whatever happened to the emoji guessing game thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 It was probably too complicated or something. How much sunlight is needed to cook steak? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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