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Because it looks absolutely awesome, makes everyone super excited for it, and causes me to sorely regret my lack of safe emulator/ROM access.

Will Anna be playable?

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18 minutes ago, Purple Mage said:

No. Also, the ballistician in the screenshot is Beck, I just spliced GBA Jake and Wil together. I thought the southern accent gave it away.

Oh, sorry. Jake is a Ballistician is Shadow Dragon, and that got me confused.

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Why do I really like pairing off older females to younger males?

It's slightly less creepy than the other way around...

 

Speaking of which, do find me weird because I've always married Nowi in my Awakening games?

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I'm not sure, but that was expressed poorly. You should have said "Approximately how old is Miriel?"

Why does Shura tell Daikon Radishes to respect their elders?

 

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Because the younger daikon radishes are little shits who love disrespecting the older ones.

How many country western singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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N+1; one to unscrew it, and N to act in a stereotypical matter.

Why are all the recent Fire Emblem games heavily unbalanced on the scale of Gameplay VS Plot?

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Because in SOV, if you don't have Seraphim / Physic, you're a crappy Mage.
Also his low Attack stat, but then again, Tobin's isn't much higher.

Why do people care / get angry about which character others married their Avatar off to?

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It's one way to determine if a person chooses their digital spouse for their character, or their gameplay benefits (or both. Or neither (#marriage is a thing in this game?)). And people can be very picky about which side you fall under.

19 hours ago, Dragoncat said:

Wat.

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I'm glad that I successfully made a reference, and I'm even more happy that that worked!

What is the point of hashtags, again?

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20 hours ago, ProfImpossible said:

The story of the song goes that Paul was reading a review of some album, and the critic said it sounded really crazy, like it was "helter skelter". He then listened to that album, thought it was really tame, and wrote a song that he felt was crazy, and named it "helter skelter" because of that reviewer.  

Then Manson did a cover of it. And now it has that kind of associated with it, which sucks cause it ain't a half bad song.

I guess it's a bible thing too.

I looked it up and helter skelter is also a name for a slide over in Britain. The British are really weird with their imperialism and entertaining parliament!

13 minutes ago, Hawkwing said:

What is the point of hashtags, again?

For organization? I duuno.

Do you believe in the moon?

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21 minutes ago, Hawkwing said:

I'm glad that I successfully made a reference, and I'm even more happy that that worked!

Oh jeez, I didn't even know this was a thing. I was just being weird    -_-'

 

3 minutes ago, IfIHadToPickADude said:
20 hours ago, ProfImpossible said:

 

I looked it up and helter skelter is also a name for a slide over in Britain. The British are really weird with their imperialism and entertaining parliament!

#theBritishareWeird #BritswillbeBrits #CrazyAcrossThePond #TooManyHashtags

3 minutes ago, IfIHadToPickADude said:

Do you believe in the moon?

The cheese one? Then yes.

 

Is this the end?

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Because robots don't feel those emotions. What would be the point?

Why are sacks occasionally used to transport snakes?

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Boxes are too clunky, and snakes can only hide in them (wink).

Sucky fighting games: Way of the Warrior or Fight For Life?

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The path of fighting for your life. I have played neither so I don't know.

Who started the most of the problems in the Middle East today and why is it Britain and France?

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France never starts problems! France RUNS AWAY FROM PROBLEMS.

If a married man...utilizes a sex robot, is he cheating on his wife?

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Only if he buys it dinner first.

 

Similar question: if a man gives himself a “stranger”, is he cheating on his wife??

(A stranger is when you sit on your hand to make it numb, then masturbate imagining someone else’s hand)

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Depends upon if he's married and whose hand he's imagining. Also thanks for the definition, I didn't know that one.

Why do they drive boats in Spongebob? They're under the water, shouldn't they drive submarines instead?

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Boats are easier to draw, and submarines would add a third dimension. It'd essentially be like combining a car, a helicopter, and a plane, and could you imagine the complex traffic laws that would result from such a combination?

Is a cave a sideways hole?

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