ProfImpossible Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 Because you ate their children! How did I get this blister on my finger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 I dunno; you didn’t stick it anywhere dirty, did you? If you had a 15 year old daughter, and one day a pedophile with millions of dollars demanded you sold her to him (in some states, you can marry at 15 with your parents’ permission), for lots and lots of money, what would you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 Simple. I rent two tuxedos in his name( tuxedeaux(heh) )from the nearest tuxedo rental store (this may seem stupid but it's important later on ). Then I walk up to him and make this face }:(, He's so scared that he thinks my daughter has the same face and pays me millions to never look upon him again. Then I say, "hey, since there's no wedding why don't you take my tuxedo and this one I bought for you" Then he says "yeah thanks I could use these" but he's stuck with the bill HEHEHEHEHHAhAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHHHhhhh.. Then I report him to the police for refusal to pay dues, and being a total creepo bigtime. 1 hour ago, SMEDIA said: I dunno; you didn’t stick it anywhere dirty, did you? Nah you're thinking of like a sore or something, blisters are (mostly) from excessive external irritation. I got this one from whisking meringue. Who's the best character in the last blade? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 a, duh. WHO DARES TO ENTER THE COURT OF THE CRIMSON KING AND DEMAND TO SEE INTO THE FUTURE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 (edited) The Crimson Chin, of course! Who is the Crimson Chin? Edited June 4, 2018 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 4, 2018 Author Share Posted June 4, 2018 A fictional superhero from The Fairly Oddparents. If an invisible man goes to the doctor, does the doctor say he can't see him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 No, a good doctor sees all his patients. Does light reflect off, or pass through the invisible man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 I don’t know myself; we’ll have to ask an invisible man. If you were turned invisible and it was absolutely impossible to turn back, what would you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 ...Watch Chopped. Is there a state of theoretical super visibility? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 Depends on how large and / or near something is relative to a person. Is it physically possible to teleport? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 In God’s universe, anything is possible. For you, is it a plus or a minus that coffee is an aphrodisiac? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 I don't drink coffee, so... both? Should there be more female main villains in video games? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 Yes. Why am I the only person who ships Lyn x Nils? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 4, 2018 Author Share Posted June 4, 2018 Because you seem to like unpopular/rare ships. Why can't Ninian fight in dragon form in her original game? So Heroes doesn't count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 Is it because she’s a lesbian? When you send a unit into the arena in FE7, which character do you use? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 Ones that need training. If it goes wrong, I can reload a savestate. Why is Singapore a triangle in Polandball? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 Because the creator decided to make them a triangle. What do I do if my boyfriend is secretly a loony who hates society and wants to blow up the school but is really hot??? asking for a friend. ( this is also a reference to a movie that has a musical adaptation.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 Unless your friend is ugly and can’t find other attractive guys, tell your friend to dump him. Let’s change the previous question a bit; let’s say I have a very attractive stalker; she’s crazy because she can’t discern the difference between fantasy and reality. What should I do because I have a very hard time meeting attractive women? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 Simple. First go to a tuxedo store and buy two tuxedos (tuxedeaux, heh). Then you wear one tuxedo over the other, nice! Now you have two tuxedos on! Thirdly, you confront your stalker and tell her that when you're wearing a tuxedo, it's real life. Fourly, you live happily ever after with your now wife and two-count 'em two tuxedos. (Note: this should not be used as mental health advice, please consult a professional) Why does link have a motorcycle in breath of the wild? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 Horses are too fragile, motorcycles are cooler, and something has to use up all of Hyrules extra apples. Why did I stay up past midnight during my Serenes Forest interview? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 Because there were questions, burning with heat of one hundred suns! You would stop at nothing to answer them all, and complete your interview! Is "sillyly" a word? And if so, how is it spelled? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 5, 2018 Author Share Posted June 5, 2018 @Hawkwing Funny story: During my interview I had just gotten a wisdom tooth dug out and I had stitches in my mouth and a swollen throbbing cheek, also I was popping pain pills like they were M&Ms. It wasn't fun. And the pain pills constipated me. I won't elaborate on that. You're welcome. Current question: I don't think it's a word, but who knows, it might be. Where is the north pole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 I don’t know, but I could tell you where you can find a “pole” to the “south.” If you were an Adept from the Golden Sun series, what would be your element? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Water. It's the closest to ice. Why do I think that Shadow Dragon Chapter 13 is a good chapter concept? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 35 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Funny story: During my interview I had just gotten a wisdom tooth dug out and I had stitches in my mouth and a swollen throbbing cheek, also I was popping pain pills like they were M&Ms. It wasn't fun. And the pain pills constipated me. I won't elaborate on that. You're welcome. Yeah, I remember you mentioning that when I read yours. As for me, I actually forgot that last week was graduation week for several schools, so guess what my family and I did over the weekend? Against my better judgement, I looked up the definition of constipated in my dictionary and I... am not as grossed out as I thought I would be. Heck, I'm not even disgusted or anything like that. Then again, I'm also not using my imagination, and I'm not going to in this case. 32 minutes ago, Purple Mage said: Why do I think that Shadow Dragon Chapter 13 is a good chapter concept? I accidentally typed in "adow fragon" when looking that up. I don't know why I shared that, I guess it just sounds like a good fantasy name. Because it's a unique level filled with Ballisticians and separate paths, forcing you to think outside the box. What is the purpose of a "beauty sleep"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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